Racists Attack on College Campus!

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In news so terrifying and astounding in Current Year that it totally overshadows the minor lone wolf incident in New York, as well as the lone wolf incident in Las Vegas, the latter of which because it targeted largely white people shouldn’t even be a law enforcement priority (black people do not get any media coverage at all when even ONE of them, an unarmed teen, is gunned down by the police, muss less when 58 of them are), a racist pumpkin attack was leveled at Indigenous Students of Color in Canada at the University of Alberta.

This is clearly beyond the pale (no pun intended).

It is Current Year, for god’s sake.  How much longer are vulnerable populations going to be expected to endure vicious extreme attacks such as this?  Students interviewed IMMEDIATELY responded that they did not feel “safe.”  How could ANYONE feel safe when confronted by a pumpkin such as this?  Progressives are very strong and bold and courageous and empowered but some attacks are simply so overwhelming as to make us cringe and recoil!  Pumpkins pose such an existential threat that if this were left outside of a jewish student center, certainly exactly 6 million of the jewish students would be saying that this was like another Holocaust!

The perpetrators of this horrid violent attack need to be identified, shamed, made to apologize and grovel, and then destroyed anyway!  There can be no reprieve nor parole for anyone involved in this type of sadistic and terrifying racist assault!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Are those goose feathers? You ought to enjoy a nice goose one time. You’ll never go back to your pre-goose period.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

I see the pumpkin got scalped too!
#triggered

OverFed
OverFed

Why do you hate our animal bretheren so?

Black Lives Matter

#triggered

Black Lives Matter

#NukeRussiaNow

BLM loves Mules
BLM loves Mules

NukeMeccaFirstMedinaSecondTelAvivThird

Black Lives Matter

You’re going to get bronied again, Anon. Just accept your inner brony.

BLM loves Mules
BLM loves Mules

That’s only because you infatuated with mules and want to see them everywhere.

Why not bronyfy yourself instead and save yourself some pain and agravation?

Geronimo
Geronimo

I will confess that I placed that pumpkin. I wanted to bring attention to the oppression and racism occurring on our campuses.

I did it because I have seen the success that others groups have had by placing nooses, crosses, swastikas and notes to bring attention to their cause.
Granted they sometimes get caught but by then the front page media exposure has already occurred and the retraction is always buried on the back pages in small print.

I would like to note that No bird species were harmed as those feather were collected after having already been shed naturally. Also the dies used were all non toxic and environmentally safe. I used the pumpkin innards to make a delicious dessert that I then distributed to homeless people on the streets and I will be replanting the seeds next spring.

Black Lives Matter

Your whitespaining does not excuse what you did. Holidays are all racist, and you should have never participated in the first place.

BLM loves Mules
BLM loves Mules

except Ramadan

MillionDollarBonus

I think he did a good thing by framing those racists, but you’re right – he’s a still a privileged white male bastard.

MillionDollarBonus

Good job framing those white racist students and revealing who they truly are. It’s time for an honest conversation about race and white privilege.

BLM loves Mules
BLM loves Mules

In a not so racist attack, but in a bid tom”inherit the earth”

Members of the religion of Peace massacre 48 Christians in Nigeria

https://www.christianheadlines.com/news/muslim-extremists-massacre-48-christians-in-nigeria.html

BLM loves Mules
BLM loves Mules

Family time in a Muslim Household

http://efinews.net/migrant-crisis/483-germany-failed-asylum-seeker-slit-throat-of-2-yr-old-daughter-as-wife-was-complaining-to-police

A father on the run for allegedly killing his two-year-old daughter by slitting her throat is a failed asylum seeker whose wife complained to German police three times for his violent behaviour.

MillionDollarBonus

This is STRUCTURAL VIOLENCE against people of color! Cultural appropriation is the greatest form of VIOLENCE against victimized people! They are not culturally appropriating whites in any way by using electricity, cars, modern textiles, the internet, phones, computers, concrete, indoor plumbing, modern supermarkets, airplanes and things transported by them, penicillin, food produced with modern farming technology, or anything else. Those are HUMAN RIGHTS. White people need to feel guilty for using FEATHERS! Native Americans INVENTED FEATHERS!

Farmer in da hood
Farmer in da hood

What will be next? A watermelon with a gold grill? Little pieces of carpet left out to munch on? A sack of steamy bagels? Rainbow zucchini’s? Severed carrots and grapes? What will these evil racists do next? I shudder to think….

MillionDollarBonus

Oh just you wait. Next they’ll be serving watermelon at a school event, a clear dog whistle to racists.

Ta Nehisi Sweaters
Ta Nehisi Sweaters

And fried chicken with collard greens too probably…with some grits and gravy…those racists….where the chicken is nice and crispy on the outside and moist and tender on the inside and there’s plenty of gravy covering everything…damn white supremacists….and lots of grape soda….white privilege bastards….

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Why is Halloween these days so focused on just trying to trigger as many oppressed individuals as possible?

When did it stray from just pleasing young Trick or Treaters.

I did my part this year and gave out goodie bags of accredited anti-depressant and opioid pharmaceuticals along with fluoride toothpaste to the youngsters! Don’t blame me!

#accredited-times-pick

Black Lives Matter

You are a hero. I hope our sponsors are listening and start thinking about following the same approach in a global promotional campaign next year. It would be a huge hit.

MillionDollarBonus

Damn I was so busy this week that I didn’t think of writing an Accredited Times Halloween special! Shame on me. I often forget about these things because as a progressive I don’t have kids.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

You still have time to make a clickbait Christmas special – maybe titled something like “Was Jesus A White Supremacist?”

MillionDollarBonus

Jesus was black, but Santa Clause is DEFINITELY a white supremacist. Just look at his big white beard, typical of rednecks and confederate flag waving hillbillies.

Pbier

We want Mother Kwanza to replace that evil white male exploiter of reindeers!

MillionDollarBonus

Yes – BOYCOTT CHRISTMAS!

TedCruz
TedCruz

You admit illegally distributing drugs to unsuspecting kids? That’s life in a Texas prison, pal.

drb6
drb6

Not drugs, but accredited and FDA-approved pharmaceuticals. Only a racist Neanderthal redneck sees no difference between those.

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