Celebrating One Hundred Years of Communism

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Brussels, Belgium (Accredited Times) – Happy birthday, communism!  That’s right, communism officially turns one hundred years young today.  One hundred years ago, Comrade Vladimir Lenin launched the Bolshevik Revolution.  Since then, communism has spread all over the world.  Successful communist leaders include Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Jane Fonda, Kim Jong-un, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Bernie Sanders, Mao Zedong, and Barack Hussein Obama.

Communism’s stunning achievements are manifold:

  • Eliminating roughly 100 million capitalist oppressors and counter-revolutionaries;
  • Crushing the bourgeoisie by successfully “grind[ing] them between the millstones of taxation and inflation,” as Comrade Lenin advocated;
  • Establishing the Soviet Union and then the European Union;
  • Establishing strong communist policies in the United States;
  • Establishing a “living, breathing Constitution” allowing judges to implement progressive policies and override musty old conventions to the contrary;
  • Implementing open trade and open borders to promote diversity, cultural enrichment, and global governance;
  • Fighting racism by replacing Western traditions of “science” with the technology and wisdom of traditional People of Color;
  • Curtailing private property rights around the world via regulations, zoning, and property taxes;
  • Establishing heavy progressive income taxes all over the world with total tax rates going as high as 137.3% in Argentina;
  • Implementing heavy estate and inheritance taxes, including a 40% federal rate in the United States on money already subject to income taxation (with combined rates close to 100%);
  • Centralizing credit in the hands of the state via the Federal Reserve and other independent central banks;
  • Centralizing communications and transportation in the hands of the state for proper monitoring of commercial activity and hate speech;
  • Establishing public education systems that teach students about political activism and social justice issues;
  • Promoting the establishment of safe spaces in education facilities to protect students from hate speech;
  • Encouraging the masses to use pharmaceuticals to keep them docile and well-behaved;
  • Fighting back against the plague of cultural appropriation;
  • Establishing a strong presence in the media and fighting back against “fake news“;
  • Achieving a substantial presence in Western militaries and intelligence agencies; and
  • Encouraging People of Color to fight back against oppression and take back what is rightfully theirs.
Barack Hussein Obama (above) is a “red diaper baby” whose parents met in a Russian language class at a progressive university.  Obama recently established his own foundation, the Obama Foundation, modeled after the successful Clinton Foundation.
Serial killer Che Guevara (above) is one of communism’s most popular leaders.  Trendies everywhere love him.  Ireland even gave him his own stamp.

Communism’s success isn’t hard to understand.  The central tenet of communism is the desire to concentrate all power within one organization — the State.  Centralizing power ensures that all work is essentially done on a “no bid” basis — meaning that consumers always get the best deal.  Communism works even better because power is taken away from greedy businessmen and given to honest politicians who always look out for the public interest.

People in communist countries always appreciate the hard work done by their superiors in government.  That’s why Venezuelans rewarded President Hugo Chavez’s daughter, Maria Gabriela Chavez, 37, by making her the wealthiest person in Venezuela (over $4.2 billion) and why Angolans rewarded President Jose Eduardo dos Santos’s daughter, Isabel dos Santos, 44, by making her the wealthiest woman in Africa (over $3.5 billion).  That’s also why the Clintons were rewarded with hundreds of millions of dollars for their hard work in public service — and why they were granted an exemption from bribery laws.  Competition is evil; the bourgeoisie are evil.  Cooperation is good.

Maria Gabriela Chavez (left) with her father Hugo Chavez (right).  Maria is the wealthiest person in Venezuela thanks to her communist father.
Former Angolan President Jose Eduardo dos Santos (left), who ruled the Marxist country from 1979 to 2017, is the wealthiest person in Angola with an estimated net worth exceeding $20 billion; his daughter Isabel (right) is the wealthiest woman in Africa with an estimated net worth exceeding $3.5 billion.

So today be sure to buy a cake (preferably a red velvet cake) and some candles to celebrate one hundred years of communism.  One hundred years — one hundred million dead capitalists.  Workers of the world unite!

Red Czar Rising
Red Czar Rising

Very inspiring BLM, considering all of communism’s great achievements it’s a total wonder that all the world isn’t communist by now.

Abu
Abu

Nice article BLM.

MillionDollarBonus

Will you promise to foster the spread of communism in Guinea Abu? Communism is the only thing that can really help the people of Guinea in the long term.

Abu
Abu

Yes, I will. MDB. We need to spread and promote those progressive ideas to the world. As for me I am where there is peace and I don’t see any consequences on violence but distribution and death.

MillionDollarBonus

Thanks Abu. I knew we could count on you.

Abu
Abu

You are welcome MDB. And thank you very much for having such a confident in me. And I promise I will not let you people down. As long as AT journal is alive, I am sure that all my promises will be alive to remind me. Please count on me.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

It is said that the Black man is the most easily brainwashed

because he has the fewest brain cells to wash.

drb6
drb6

A minor edit: Che is NOT a serial killer. He was a distributor of swift, proletarian justice to fascists.

MillionDollarBonus

Exactly. You can’t “murder” or “assault” a Nazi. Nazis are not people.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Why not celebrate brain tumors??? They about as insidious as communism.

#neoliberalism

MillionDollarBonus

People with brain tumors are not ill – the tumor is part of their IDENTITY. The tumor acceptance movement is making tumors ok, and encouraging people to accept their cancerous identities instead of seeing a doctor.

drb6
drb6

So-called “doctors” are in reality white and Asian males indoctrinated by Western “education” system, which aims to oppress PoC’s, minorities, and transgendered hupersons. People should live in accord with Mother Nature, like they did hundreds of years ago, when everyone was disease-free and average life span was at least 100 years.

MillionDollarBonus

Yes, western science is crumbling and giving way to tribal remedies that have been known for thousands of years. Western medicine still hasn’t even discovered chi yet, or the health benefits of eating albino body parts.

Timeless Tribal Wisdom Forces Scientists to Check Their Privilege

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Thus raping virgins to cure AIDS.

Success Rate 0.000000000000000000000000000000%

but they keep on trying.

Shade of camel urine!

trav777

But not Juan Muhcane who is thwarting Donald Trump and being a “maverick.” He’s also a great war hero.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Let us once again celebrate

The Organ Harvesters of the GLORIOUS Chinese Communist Party

#fake-news

drb6
drb6

Actually, the fact that they are able to commercially exploit organ harvesting for their material gain kind of shows that they are not communists any more.

MillionDollarBonus

I disagree, drb6. Libertarians believe that property rights stem from self-ownership, and communists don’t believe in property rights. So according to communism, people don’t own their kidneys or livers. If we want to use someone else’s kidneys, we should be able to. Nothing is owned by anybody.

drb6
drb6

That is most definitely true – why should someone with two kidneys not share at least one of them with people in need? Why should someone with a healthy liver not donate it to a more deserving person (such as a Communist party official)? However, hupersons such as so-called Anon are always saying that communists are inept in business, yet somehow Chinese so-called communists are doing pretty good business with their harvested organ sale$. This is an inherent contradiction in Anons scribbles.

MillionDollarBonus

Yes, Anon is just a huperson who is conflicted and unable to come to terms with his brony identity. He projects all of his inner dysfunctionality onto us, but really he is describing himself.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow thank you for this stunning recap of all the wonderful things communism has achieved in 100 short years, BLM. Just imagine how much more we can achieve in another 100 years! 100 million dead capitalist terrorists was a good start, but this century we should aim to double or triple that number. Communism is definitely more popular globally than ever before. In the early 20th century, only intellectuals and the Russian proletariat supported communism, and there was strong opposition to it in the West. Today, everyone loves communism all over the world, and there is little to no organized or powerful opposition to it. Let’s make the 21st century the RED century.

Pbier

Nice article! It’s such a pity the Soviet Union turned its back on communism, broke up into ‘independent’ democratic states, rejected atheism and reverted to the Orthodox Church, now bans progressive movements like ‘gay propaganda’ and installed a mad dictator in Russia. The US, EU And Guinea on the other hand are keen to try out the Soviet model and I for one can’t wait.

MillionDollarBonus

We worship the state, victimhood and Allah! These are our Gods. Jesus was a FALSE PROPHET!

trav777

Careful- the koran does not say Jesus was a false prophet

drb6
drb6

Trav is right. The claim that Jesus was a false prophet might be borderline Islamophobic.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

What do you expect from a Jew?

They wanted to kill Jesus 2,000 years ago and they still do.

#islamophobic

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

That flag should be anti-semite not Islamophibe

Just trying to be an Ableist.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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