Please Donate To The Clinton Foundation


New York, New York (Accredited Times) – The Clinton Foundation desperately needs your help.  Shockingly, since the 2016 election, donations to the amazing charitable organization have stopped almost completely.

The International Business Times contacted nearly 50 major corporation that previously donated to the foundation to check whether they had donated since the election.  Of those that responded, 100% said that they had not made any new donations.  Companies that have declined to provide donations since the election include Boeing, General Electric, UPS, Lockheed Martin, Chevron, Duke Energy, Daimler Trucks North America, Dell, and even health insurer Humana.

“We donated a total of $45,000 between 2010-14 for membership in the Clinton Global Initiative,” Verizon said.  “We haven’t given anything since ’14 and have no plans to do so.”

The funding shutdown has been tragic, particularly for innocent Haitian children who received vaccinations thanks to the Clinton Foundation.  The Clinton Foundation has even had to shut down the Clinton Global Initiative, which resulted in layoffs for the majority of the initiative’s 100 staff members.

According to various reports, the Clinton Foundation gave just 5.7% of its budget to actual charity.  It’s also clear that the Clintons used the foundation as a slush fund to pay its campaign team members, like Sidney Blumenthal, and to pay for lavish travel expenses for Clinton self-promotion.  However, the Haitian children need their vaccines.  If the Clintons don’t provide vaccines, who will?

Please help the Haitian children — and more importantly, please help the Clintons.  Think about all that the Clintons have done for you.  Hillary gave you and your children healthcare, for Allah’s sake.  She also helped start important wars of liberation in places like Libya and Syria and saved our soldiers in Benghazi.  And don’t forget John F. Kennedy’s important words:  “Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for the Clintons.”

So please donate to the Clinton Foundation today.  The Clinton Foundation accepts donations in all forms, but prefers cash, ideally unmarked bills.  All donations are deductible as charitable contributions, unlike donations to conservative nonprofits targeted by the IRS under the Obama administration.  Donations to the Clinton Foundation are also exempt from bribery laws under the well-established Clinton exemption.  Please donate today.  Thank you.

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Wow, I don’t make that much money as an accredited journalist, but seeing the poor and destitute Clintons, along with formerly large media Corporations like the Guardian begging for money makes me tear up. I’m going to do what I can to help them, and I know many struggling progressive college students will do the same with their student loan money. I don’t know how anyone could look at Hillary’s smile and not see that she is a kind and decent person deep down?


MDB, you are way too humble about your wealth. As a member of the Illuminati Brotherhood, it seems you are ideally placed to donate some of your riches. Even donating just a single month’s salary of $300,000,000 will go a long way towards providing the Haitian children the vaccines they need.


Aaah, I was hoping people would forget about that. Fine, I’ll dontate more then. At least it’s for a good cause.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

These Rich donors and corporations are unable to donate anymore because, just as predicted by many economists, The election of Donald Trump has ruined the economy. His America first agenda of tax cuts and deregulation has destroyed these corporations. The possibility of corporations being forced to pay a 20% tax has them hoarding cash. It can all be stopped if we impeach Trump now!


I’d rather flush C-notes down the toilet because the Clinton Foundation is a CRIME SYNDICATE. It’s CEO (buck tooth #2) was spawned by criminals. To wit: Canckles and Webb Hubbell as depicted below:


Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

That an alleged father and daughter pictured there.

Hitlery done be cheetin!


Bill Clinton never learned the right place to insert his man-dingo.
Blame it on Bill Gates and Common Core or is it global warming?


I’m off for today folks. I’m at a hotel for my next Illuminati Brotherhood meeting and catching up with CNN’s ongoing coverage of the Russia scandal, which I must admit I’ve somewhat lost track of. See you tomorrow!


I quit watching CNN. All of ’em are damn losers, especially Don Lemon. I’m sure you’ll tell us if they find anything on the principals.


Oliver Stone
Oliver Stone

I am currently transferring all of my holdings in the Venezuelan Bolivar directly to the Clinton Foundation. I originally invested 1000 dollars but I’m sure they have grown exponentially since then.