Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – Sexual assault allegations are the scandal of the day. The dam initially broke when dozens of womyn accused Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault. Then over a dozen men accused LGBT superstar Kevin Spacey of sexual assault, even though he heroically came out after the initial allegation arose. Then allegations hit Louis C.K and Roy Moore. Now scandal has even enveloped Senator Al Franken (Democrat – Minnesota) and Sylvester Stallone. Most shockingly, various womyn have accused Bill Clinton (!) of sexual assault. Congressional staffers even allegedly have a “Creep List” of high-level elected officials who routinely assault staffers and interns.
Throughout all the coverage, however, the corporate media seems to be forgetting one very important fact: all of the accused are Baby Boomers. Harvey Weinstein — Boomer. Kevin Spacey — Boomer. Al Franken — Boomer. Louis C.K. — Boomer. Boomer, Boomer, Boomer. All Boomers. Technically, Louis C.K. was not born in the Boomer years, but he’s bald, so he clearly qualifies as a Boomer.
The Boomerdom issue is critical, yet the media seems to have missed it entirely. More specifically, why shouldn’t Boomers be able to rape people? Boomers have raped people for decades. To wit:
- $20 trillion national debt
- Redistributing income to Boomers via entitlement programs
- Leading “non-profit” colleges to charge over $30,000 in tuition annually for lecture hall classes that could be shown on YouTube for free
- Replacing jobs where people actually make things with jobs at Wal-Mart and in the food service industry
- Turning America’s manufacturing facilities into scrap metal
- Supporting wars of liberation in dozens of countries around the globe
- Overwhelmingly supporting mandatory “national service” for young people, which would force them to work for Boomers free of charge or, better yet, fight in wars of liberation
As a progressive, I fully support all of this economic raping, though sadly I am not a Boomer. Economic rape is progress.
Moreover, it’s clear that Millennials especially enjoy being raped. Millennials gave Obama 60% of the vote and Clinton 55% of the vote. Millennials love a good raping. Most notably, “metrosexual” Caucasian Millennials clearly enjoy Boomers shutting them out of jobs and promotions based on de facto diversity quotas (“sorry, we have too many Caucasian Boomers in leadership already”), and they clearly enjoy higher taxes that require Millennials to turn over the meager scraps that they have to Boomer leaders in government. They also clearly enjoy seeing Boomer elders, like Harvey Weinstein, grabbing Millennial bitches’ asses thanks to all the power, money, and coolness that Boomers have.
The #1 rule of modern liberal government is that everything is allowed, provided there is consent. Do what thou wilt is the whole law. Boomers like raping. Millennials like getting raped. It’s a textbook consensual BDSM relationship.
Consequently, Boomer rape is “kosher” in every sense of the word and is clearly OK. So next time someone mentions Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Al Franken, or Bill Clinton, why don’t you stand up for the truth? Boomers should be able to rape anyone they want.