Why We Need to Redistribute Attractiveness

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Libertarian-conservative Kristin Tate is excessively attractive and needs her attractiveness to be redistributed.


Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – As progressives, we support redistribution in the name of equality.  Redistribution of income.  Redistribution of jobs.  Redistribution of college admissions slots.  Redistribution is good.  Equality is good.

But a serious issue has become increasingly apparent in recent years:  the need to redistribute attractiveness.

Ugliness has caused substantial damage to millions of vulnerable Americans, especially progressives.  Surprisingly, it turns out that many left-leaning individuals are hideously ugly.  Ugliness hurts progressives especially because corporations tend to discriminate against progressives who graduated with degrees in important fields, like Critical Race Theory and Queer Studies.  In contrast, attractive individuals tend to flock to small government ideologies, which favor those who can acquire employment more easily.

Progressives tend to score poorly on attractiveness metrics.

Accredited studies show that attractive individuals have significantly better success in the job market.  According to a Princeton University study, womyn described as “hot,” “hotter,” “attractive,” “gorgeous,” or “beautiful” were substantially more likely to acquire prominent professorship jobs than the average applicant.  Various other studies likewise show that attractive people do better economically and socially.

Simply put, this inequality must not continue any longer.  Following standard progressive thinking, it would be pointless trying to lift up the uglies of the world by making them more attractive.  Fat shaming must be avoided at all costs.  No, it’s clear that attractive people need to be punished and brought down to the level of the uglies.  Attractive people have flaunted their privilege for years; now they need to pay.  Thin womyn should be required to gorge themselves on Ding Dongs and Ho Hos daily, and people with symmetrical faces should be beaten up and have their teeth knocked out by roves of ugly teens.  Attractive people need to be ridiculed and made equal to everyone else.

We progressives hate inequality and love redistribution.  We have hated “the rich” for decades.  Now it’s time for us to hate “the attractive” with equal intensity.  We need to redistribute attractiveness NOW.

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hungrypirana
hungrypirana

It’ll take about a hundred of the girl pictured to redistribute Rosa DeLauro.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Maxine Waters will need the Mona Lisa and half the human race’s beauty redistributed to fix her situation.

#racist

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MillionDollarBonus

That’s because Ivanka Trump and Melania stole all of the good looks! It’s time for ugly people to rise up and take what is rightfully their’s.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow BLM, you have just put into words exactly the kind of policy that I’ve been burning for, for so long! Exactly! You didn’t build that! Good looks are not earned and should therefore be redistributed, just like wealth and so-called intelligence, if it even exists. As progressives we don’t believe in self-ownership or property rights, so we don’t believe people own their bodies, faces or hair. It’s our’s for the taking! I want Kristin Tate’s eyes, NOW!

trav777

EXCUSE ME!

WOMYN OWN NOT ONLY THEIR BODIES BUT THE BODY OF ANY DEVELOPING HUMAN LIFEFORM THAT IS COLOCATED OR CONTAINED THEREIN.

How DARE you! MY BODY MY CHOICE.

MillionDollarBonus

It’s confusing because on the one hand, “my body my choice”, and on the other hand we are allowed to kill underdeveloped babies and take the fruits of peoples’ labor. There’s no principle dictating that we own our bodies, but womyn do because they are womyn. But we may change the rules at any time depending on the situation.

trav777

Womyn own their own bodies and it is RAPE to use an AI app to digitally remove their makeup.

Anything women or minorities do not like should be ILLEGAL

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

This article really is unfair. Sure I will admit that Our current first Lady is attractive , but in all fairness, When you compare Michelle Obama to most transvestites ze is actually quite a handsome man. President Obama like most gay men carried himself well and Larry Sinclair found him very attractive.
A lot of Liberal women are attractive. Who here has “not” had fantasies about a threesome with Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

That image has incentivised me to start jogging, so if that situation ever comes up I can run for dear life.

bobby
bobby

Wait is the author a legitimate representative of the BLM movement or are they just making a sarcastic mockery of the movement?

#anti-journalism

#anti-journalism

trav777

How DARE you accuse anyone around here of satire or sarcasm?!?!?

bitcoin
bitcoin

Feather and tar him, to make him a legitimate representative of the BLM movement.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Better yet, have him shot by the police after being caught robbing a fellow Black, selling drugs to a fellow Black, raping a fellow Black, or best of all after killing another Black Man.

After all while police kill about 250 Blacks a year, only a few dozen of those are not armed and/or resisting arrest and/or fleeing the scene of a crime, Blacks KILL at least 20,000 fellow Blacks a year.

MillionDollarBonus

Excuse me?? BLM is a black man who is very much a representative of the movement! What kind of crazy insinuation is that?

drb6
drb6

bobby’s comment flagged as anti-journalism. Care to show how author’s views differ in any way from official BLM movement views?

John Sakars
John Sakars

Sometimes I wonder what I should do for a job. But maybe the kindest thing to do would be to remain unemployed. There are people who need money way more than I do. Maybe I am helping women and POC out by letting them have the careers. Maybe I am helping out affirmative action by not taking a job from someone else. Maybe I am helping to smash white patriarchy by being unemployed.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Nope! You’re not! You are just cementing your place in life as either a loser or the future recipient of a degree in Afro (or Women) studies.

MillionDollarBonus

Good for you John. Take the high road. Nothing is your’s in this world – it’s all for other people.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Muslims can share the ugliness from their inbreeding all that they want.

I will pass!

Some nice (meaning nasty) pictures of Muslim inbreeding, from cousin marriages starting about 1.20 into the video.

at this point in time about 50% of all Muslims are inbred.

#islamophobic

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Excellent article, BLM. One of your best!

PS If you need an assistant, I can do shorthand.

Sassy Beau Pepys
Sassy Beau Pepys

Redistribution is a big word brother. I STOLE my looks and color from my sister. It’s what we younger sisters do.

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Get back to where you belong on the rapper’s estate, BITCH !!

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