World Exclusive: The Illuminati Invites Accredited Times Readers To Rule The World With Them

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Bohemian Grove, Accredited Times – A Joint Exposé Of The Illuminati Brotherhood By Million Dollar Bonus and Pbier

IMAGINE ruling the world, deciding who gets to be the POTUS or head of the United Nations, or who gets to go to war with whom and who gets to be as rich as Croesus. Imagine waking up with $300 million salary paid into your bank account every single month. Imagine going to the Bohemian Grove as the personal guest of John Podesta, getting to rub shoulders with the powerful elites of this world, or perhaps jetting off to Jeffrey Epstein’s island to hang out with the Great and the Good. Imagine waking up next to the beautiful progressive womyn of your dreams, whether it is Hillary Clinton, Barbara Mikulski,  Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi,  Samantha Power, Janet Reno, Donna Shalal, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, or Barbara Boxe. The above might seem unattainable, but it is the daily routine of members of the Illuminati Brotherhood. But, what do we really know about this organization that jealously guards its secrets, is so powerful, so elite, so fraternal, that very few people even know it exists?

I (Pbier) was so intrigued when MDB wrote his article about how his life had changed as a member of the Illuminati Brotherhood. I wondered whether they would accept me also. As a prudent person, however, there were a few questions about this group which troubled me. Would I have ‘sell my soul’ or ‘torture animals’. What were their selection criteria; surely they only wanted la crème de la crème, or would they take bronies as well? And who exactly are the Illuminati Wizards; a splinter movement or rival group altogether? There was only one way to get the answers: contact them directly.

Even though he was already a member, MDB helped out in choosing some apposite questions, and in the fact-finding, by going ‘under-cover’ and sending the occasional email from his AT account. The response was almost immediate. Despite the elite status of the Illuminati Brotherhood, we were given hope that up to 100 Accredited Times readers could be accepted. Here then is everything you need to know about the Illuminati Brotherhood, and how to join!

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On 16 Nov 2017 15:13, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Dear Mr. Mary

I’m reaching out to you from the Accredited Times, the fastest growing accredited news site on the web. You recently added a comment on one of our articles, inviting us to join the Illuminati Brotherhood.

Many of our readers are very interested in principle in joining this progressive and elite organization, but they have nonetheless asked us to confirm that your offer is genuine. In order to endorse this exciting business proposal for our thousands of readers, would you be prepared to answer a couple of questions? If you agree, we will send the questions in a separate email.

Finally, please confirm that no business proposal will involve the torturing of innocent animals.

Yours,

Million Dollar Bonus (Chief Editor)

Pbier (Head of Diversity and LGBTQ+ Economics)

On Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:23:43 -0800 Grimmer Davidson<joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Hello,

We are here to show you and other members the light and  truth of becoming part of the brotherhood of illuminati. Regarding the issue of innocent animal torturing, we don’t administer such a thing in our brotherhood. You said you got some questions to ask. Please, feel free to ask your questions. Thank you as we await your swift response.

On 17 Nov 2017 20:30, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Dear Mr. Davidson

Thank you for reverting to us in such a timely fashion and agreeing to address some of our readers’ questions. I recognise that you are busy fulfilling your Brotherhood responsibilities, and I therefore have spent quite some time selecting only the most important of many questions to put to you.  Please feel free to answer as many of the below questions as your daily schedule permits.  Obviously, it would be great if you could answer all six, but we do not want to be overly-burdensome.

1) Perhaps the number one fear of our readers is that, by joining up to the Illuminati Brotherhood, they will ‘lose their soul’. Can you provide any reassurances?

2) Readers want to know ‘what the catch is?’. How can the Illuminati Brotherhood afford to pay many millions in salaries and expect nothing back?

3) Will there be blood sacrifices involved?

4) There seem to be many different ‘illuminati brotherhood’ invitations. How can we be sure you are genuine?

5) Does the Illuminati Brotherhood require any qualifications? I have a degree in Advanced Peace Studies and our chief editor has a degree in Critical Race Theory from Portland Community College.

6) Some of our readers are a little apprehensive about joining the side of evil over good, in order to achieve personal ambitions. Can you reassure them that there’s nothing to worry about?

Best wishes

Pbier

Million Dollar Bonus

—- On Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:33:23 -0800 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear pbier,

Thank you for your swift response and I am happy to inform you that I can only answer few of the questions you asked. This order is from the grandmaster himself whose name I can’t mention but he is also known as the “I AM THAT I AM”.

Q2. We of this illuminati brotherhood organisation have received questions such as yours and we are sorry that you all go to the wrong places to apply for joining the brotherhood. The truth about you joining this great organisation is for you to meet other top elites from different backgrounds who are really multimillionaires and as soon as you are selected to join us, you will be 100% connected to them both business and other forms of networking. And this would make you famous and wealthy too.

Q4. There are lots of fake people claiming to be the real illuminati organisation. We are planning to put up our website again soon. The former website we had was attacked and with the power of our members of the Information Security Department, we were able to get hold of the criminals who are now serving life time in jail. Note that on the website, all those who have fully registered with us and pledged to the brotherhood will be given the privilege to write a series of simple test which will grant you the door way to the second step of what do next which I can’t mention here too.

Q5. The brotherhood doesn’t actually require qualifications. Anybody can pledge to be part of the brotherhood. What matters is that you will have to follow the instructions given to you and you are on your way to the light of truth where your problems in life will be solved within a short period of time.

Q6. The world was created with two sides….. Good and Evil. I must tell you the truth brother. I used to think and believe that when I am on the good side, things will get better but it wasn’t so. Not until when I met one of the senior brothers there who is a multimillionaire and now famous. He led me to the light of truth and everything about me changed. No more suffering, no more being poor. Being an illuminati member can be for anybody…. Be you business man, teacher, musician, Driver, engineer, programmer….. Etc.

So, if you are ready to pledge to the brotherhood, there are a lot of opportunities and wealthy things coming to you. Thank you as we await your swift response.

—- On Fri, 17 Nov 2017 23:57:07 +0200 Pbier <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote —-

Dear Mr. Davidson,

Your answer brings me much joy; for many years, I have read about the Illuminati cult and wondered whether it was a myth or reality.  As I have grown older and wiser, I have come to realise that Hollywood movies does not always describe reality perfectly.  So many of my associates and I have sensed a hidden group of powerful people who operate behind the scenes, orchestrating great events, determining the course of history and yet remaining in the shadows.  Imagine my happiness when I discovered it is all true.

That said, we face a difficult choice between your Illuminati Brotherhood and (I guess? You can tell me) a separate/ related group called ‘the Illuminati Wizards’. Is this the same group? The only distinction I can tell between the groups is that the Illumanti Wizards have promised to provide free druid outfits and all the official regalia (hoods, black candles, owls…the usual stuff basically).  I’m not aware that you also offer this.  Can you match the Wizards’s offer? It would be great to see a photo of your regalia if you have one – if only for final reassurance that you are genuine.

I know that the Illuminati is supposed to be an elite organisation.  And yet we have between 50-100 of our readers who are interested in principle in joining (MDB – correct me if my figures are wrong). We will understand if you can only take 5 or 10 readers, just let us know how many can join.

Yours clandistinely

Pbier

Million Dollar Bonus

BTW: I am excited to meet the ‘grandmaster’. Is he of a similar style/ rating to Kasparov?

On 17 Nov 2017 23:08, <milliondollarbonus@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Hi Pbier and Grimmer,

Yes, that’s right. At the moment I have a waiting list of over 100 people eager to sign up, but I’ve told them that the Illuminati Brotherhood most likely only accepts a few people as it is a very elite organization. I’m also leaning towards recommending the Illuminati Wizards at the moment as they accept an unlimited number of applicants. Are you in any way associated with the wizards Grimmer?

Kind Regards,

Million Dollar Bonus

On Sat, 18 Nov 2017 04:58:32 +0200 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear MDB,

There is nothing called the “illuminati wizards” the so called group must have gone on the the Internet and fabricate stories and lots more that they exist telling you series of things you will encounter. A true existing elite organisation like ours don’t reveal anything of such. We don’t reveal who we are because it is among the commandments on the great illuminati bible which you and other members of yours will get as soon as you have pledged to be part of us. Once an oat has been taken, you dare not and I repeat again you dare not reveal the book to nobody. This great Bible of ours is what you will read and study hard as soon as you are chosen. Secret is secret….. Secrets are not to be revealed to non chosen folks. I can’t call you a brother yet because you have not been chosen. The grandmaster is the topmost person in the great illuminati organisation….. To be frank with you Mr MDB, there are things or information I am limited to say to you unless you are fully a member. If a wealthy or anyone pledges thousands millions dollars to join the brotherhood, You will learn a lot of things. Those who have pledged so much money have gained a lot and note, we are not on the verge of forcing you to give out your wealth but in our Bible, it stated that “cheerful givers never lack”. You will understand why it is like that as soon as you are fully a member. Also note that we don’t have limited number of people to accept. What matters is that you must be ready and accept fully that you want to be a member and once you are a member, I repeat again our secrets stays with us and die with us and if anyone fails to honour all this, they will face the consequences involved in it. So, if you and your friends or family members are ready, let us know and we will be honoured to welcome you all. Thank you as we await your swift response.

On 18 Nov 2017 10:12, <milliondollarbonus@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Wow Grimmer,

I feel a little intimidated. I’m grateful for your patience, as you are obviously part of a very important organization and must be very busy. I’m a little nervous that once I sign up I can’t leave, and might be killed if I accidentally reveal some of your secrets. I’m still keen to join an Illuminati group, but I’m having second thoughts abut the brotherhood now because it sounds dangerous. Are the Illuminati Brotherhood nice people?

The other thing is, the Illuminati Wizards said the same thing about you that you said about them. They told me that there is no such thing as the Illuminati Brotherhood, and that I shouldn’t waste my time or money with them. I’m quite confused now. Are you the real Illuminati or are the wizards the real Illuminati?

On Sat, 18 Nov 2017 14:21:51 +0200 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear Mr MDB,

Thank you for your swift response. I want to ask you a question. When you were still a 17 to 21 old kid under your daddy’s protection, and you daddy eventually started teaching you family secrets such as the safe Box Where he saves money or the passwords connecting to everything about his information….. Would you have the gutts to reveal all of this information to a stranger outside your family? If no, then you have the secret of your dad and you are protecting and if yes, you have sold out your family to strangers out there and what eventually happens, you will definitely be published for your sin and not killed because you daddy still loves you as his child. That goes the same way with us. Our elite organisation do not kill their members. They only punish them for their sin. But hey MDB, why would you even have the thought of selling out your family’s pride in the first place… What would you gain from it? We love our family Mr MDB. Lots of rich ladies who are young and advanced in age are part of us. Why should you be scared….. Please don’t be and don’t have a second thought about us because we love our families. I am not allowed to reveal some of the top members of our organisation but I must tell assure you that when you become part of us, your business will grow bigger than what it is. Please, stop listening to other groups out there because they don’t know what they are saying. Don’t allow them to confuse you. Just yesterday, we have accepted about 5,000 members who pledged lots of money from their heart. They wrote the test and they all passed. You can do it. All you need to do is to believe in yourself and follow your heart. Stop having second thoughts or allowing some criminals deceive you. Word of advice, stop communicating with those hoodlums. They got nothing to offer you but we do. MDB, accept the fact that you want to become part of us…. Make up your mind and we will be happy to welcome you. Thank you.

—- On Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:43:31 -0800 <milliondollarbonus@accredited-times.com> wrote —-

Thanks Grimmer,

I feel a lot better about your organization after reading this, but I have bad news. I paid $500 to the Illuminati Wizards via Western Union and they won’t reply to my emails anymore! Do you know anyone who can contact them? There must be some kind of mistake! Please can you help me? If you get my money back from them I’ll definitely pay it to the Illuminati Brotherhood instead!

Thank you so much,

Million Dollar Bonus

On 18 Nov 2017 15:36, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Hi, MDB

I’m sorry to hear you are having difficulties with the Wizards. I did not yet send my money as I was waiting to see how you got on first. Just wait a bit longer; maybe they have run out of Druid outfits in your size (XXXL) and are restocking?

Grimmer – can you say more about the grandmaster? He sounds both benevolent and powerful, which is a rare combination. Does he accept bronies?

—- On Sat, 18 Nov 2017 06:42:10 -0800 Grimmer Davidson<joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear Mr MDB,

I can’t say no more about the grandmaster order than he is a loving father who will lead you to the light and truth. If you are truly and really ready, let us know. When you are fully a member, you will know more about him.

On 18 Nov 2017 18:27, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Grimmer, I am sorry to have confused you, this is Pbier. MDB is the Chief Editor of the Accredited Times (who you corresponded with earlier). I am the head of diversity at the Accredited Times. This is a tremendously important position because we are, after all, a progressive media publication.

MDB and I are both very keen to become members of the Illuminati Brotherhood.  We love what you do and your values. We’re very excited if I’m being blunt. There is one slight snag and I need to be 100% honest.

In order to get our 100 readers to join, we need to know you share our values. When they each placed $250 on deposit with us, we assured them that we would only join an organisation which shared the same progressive values as us.

One of the things which bothers our readers is the dominance of the patriarchy and the oppression of white males. This is why I am concerned about your use of the words ‘loving father’, ‘grandmaster’, ‘brotherhood’

It’s all a bit male isn’t it?

Do you admit womyn into your organisation? Do they occupy leadership positions? What about white males?

I can’t in all honesty deposit $25000 dollars right now unless I have such assurances that womyn are respected and giving important roles. Sometimes integrity is more important than money.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Pbier

On 18 Nov 2017 19:00, “Grimmer Davidson” <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello Pbier,

Thank you for your swift response and understanding. Our elite organisation does not condole racism, violence and hate in this world’s famous organisation. There are no forms of oppression from anybody regardless your race. Once we are in all together under one roof, the same law governs each and every one of us. Have you ever been or visited any company or organisation without a leader leading the staff? Have you witness a country without a president leading the citizens of that country? So goes to our elite organisation comprising of worlds most powerful leaders, rich and famous men and women from different backgrounds. Note that both women and men are treated equally in our organisation. There are lots of great beautiful women both young and advanced ambitious sets who are occupying some positions too but holding a powerful position depends …. Elections are usually conducted among the most elites, amongst the men and women from different backgrounds on who will occupy certain positions. Be rest assured that women are also given the opportunity to speak in our organisation. Regarding the amount of money to pledge, like I said earlier on to you and others, we are not going to place anyone under duress that you must give out certain amount of pledge. But I will only advise you all that a cheerful giver from the bottom of their heart will surely be honored on the day of introduction. Note once again that both the women and men are treated equally.

Note: this message is from the Grandmaster himself.

Sincerely Yours,

Grimmer Davidson.

ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH)

—- On Sun, 19 Nov 2017 01:57:46 -0800 Grimmer Davidson<joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Hello Pbier,

I visited your blog site and I have just finished reading some of your articles regarding someone claiming to have been saved by illuminati and all the comments involved too. Most of you on those comments are about to fall victim to information you know nothing about. Be very careful. The true illuminati do not expose secrets to the public. Our knowledge is hidden within us as soon as you are fully part of us. You will definitely be rich and famous. Whatever you are looking for or desire in this world, that is which you will get. Outside our powerful organisation, you have the opportunity to become whatsoever you want. Becoming part of us, you will ‘WILL’ the power to be whatever you want or wherever you want to go. Our members are out there and can only identify yourself with them by different kinds of symbols most especially whenever you need help or contact but first become a member will give you this full privilege. Be careful with who you are contacting…. There are lots of fake organisations out there claiming to be illuminati…. A true illuminati do not share secrets to non members. Riches and fame come to those who are ready and truly desire to will it. Both the women, ladies, men, and boys are welcome. We regard all of them as brothers. You are all welcome to join THE ILLUMINATI (World’s most famous and powerful Organisation). Let us know when you are ready and we will get in touch with you. Thank you as we await your swift response.

Sincerely Yours,

Grimmer Davidson.

ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH)

World’s Most Powerful Elite Organisation. (THE ILLUMINATI).

On 19 Nov 2017 15:03, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Hi, Grimmer

I hope you enjoyed the articles on the Accredited Times.

What we Cannot afford to do is make another mistake like my poor colleague did by paying money to so-called Wizards. It is difficult to believe how unscrupulous some people can be and they will not even answer his emails. His mistake is a bad one because the money belonged to a poor widow who does not have many savings left to feed her ten children. Her last hope was to make a decent return on this investment; she lost a whole pile on short dated out of the money covered warrants (silver) but that ship failed to come in.

Sorry to doubt your integrity but do you have an official certificate or photo of ceremonial robes or owl which you can email? Or anything to prove your bona fide credentials? I myself am investing for a poor orphan child and do not want to repeat my colleague’s unfortunate error.

Thanks in advance

Pbier

—- On Sun, 19 Nov 2017 07:07:22 -0800 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Hello Pbier,

Thanks for response. Like I said earlier on to you, THE ILLUMINATI members don’t show themselves or the things they do to a non member. We do possess all what you are asking for but you are not eligible to be shown this things because you are not a member. I told you that soon, all those who have registered with us will write simple test and once the test has been written and confirmed, you will be notified via email. Don’t doubt us because we are real and we only exist for the benefit of mankind. The confusion here about you is that you said you have about hundred folks you want to send to us why now are you saying that you are investing for an orphan?

Sincerely Yours,

Grimmer Davidson.

ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH)

World’s Most Powerful Elite Organisation. (THE ILLUMINATI).

On 19 Nov 2017 17:17, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Hi, Grimmer

Ok, I guess I have to take it on trust. You have certainly been very transparent and clear in your explanations and I personally feel I can trust you.

re: investing for an orphan. As I said, we have around 100 readers who want to invest. Each individual has their own reason for wanting to invest. Some of the readers are investing on their own account, unhappy with the low bank interest rates; other people are investing for their children, their charity, or for friends. My personal reason is to help an orphan whose finances were entrusted to me by the family lawyer when his parents tragically met their death when the boat they were on got lost in thick fog and struck rocks.

I vowed then that I would provide for the child and make sure he will have enough money for a good private education. It seems the least I can do for Youssef and I am sure Mohammed and Hafida will be happy with his destiny.

As I say, we all have our own motivations for joining the Illuminati. What happens next? Where do I go for the test? I think I want to see what happens before I get all 100 readers involved. Don’t you agree this is only sensible or should I just invest everything?

Pbier

—- On Sun, 19 Nov 2017 09:04:20 -0800 Grimmer Davidson<joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Hello Pbier,

Thanks for your swift response. Trust is a key to the door way of achieving your dreams. Without trust in our organisation, we wouldn’t have been in existence. I am personally urging you to invest all those you have in mind and all those who wants to come in for different purposes can also apply by pledging. As for the orphan who you have, perfect, we can also have him/her into our organisation. We will take care of his/her needs. There are lots of orphans here with us some have graduated from our university and are holding stronger positions in the public sectors. Names I can’t mention. Both men and women, young and old….. all representing us out there in the world. Moment of truth, they are well paid and the money in their bank account can not be questioned by anybody. A lot of our members makes millions of dollars every month silently. Each and every one of them own world’s most expensive cars, most popular in the music industry, most popular in the film industry and so on……. So pledging the folks you have will be like those of our members who are out there. This can only happen when they have been fully members and gone through series of studies. I will also urge you to be part of us and I can guarantee you that you will never be poor for the rest of your life. You will be famous in your business and you will earn riches and fame. If you choose to be part of our political sector, you are allowed. We are king and Queen makers, we appoint leaders who will rule a nation. We rule this world and you can be part of the top leaders if you desire to join us. Note, the tests would be written online. We will email you all that have been fully registered on the date the test will be written. Once you have decided that you accept the offer, I would want you to compile the names, email addresses, phone numbers, and one passport photo of each member you want to introduce to us. We will contact you on what to do next. Finally, I would want you to pledge money of all those you have or who are actually ready to be part of us. Thank you as we await your swift response.

Sincerely Yours,

Grimmer Davidson.

ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH)

World’s Most Powerful Elite Organisation. (THE ILLUMINATI).

On 19 Nov 2017 19:44, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Wow, I can’t believe we are on the cusp of joining an organisation which truly rules the world (subject to passing your test of course).

It’s going to take a while to collect all the photos, email addresses etc of our 100 members but we will begin the process immediately.

Could you please send me the test now. I will do it and then send it back very quickly.

I need to ask one question about our 100 readers. Most are totally normal but one is not only a Brony but also a clopper. Can he also join or should I exclude him for expediency?

Thanks again. Can’t wait to meet the grandmaster.

Pbier

—- On Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:59:50 -0800 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear pbier,

Yes they are all welcome to join us. But I have made myself clear to you, the test will be written online. The date for the test will be emailed to you all. You are the one to compile all of them….. I am choosing you to be their leader. That of the orphan should also be noted separately. Then all your pledges should also be gathered together because you will send everything at the same time. I will give you the whole of Monday to get all their information ready. We don’t have much time again. The test will definitely be taken ending of this month but the date hasn’t been fixed yet. Be serious about the compilation of each and every one your members. Your success in joining the world’s most powerful and famous Organisation is getting closer. The ILLUMINATI (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH). Thank you as we await your swift response.

Sincerely Yours,

Grimmer Davidson.

ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH)

World’s Most Powerful Elite Organisation. (THE ILLUMINATI).

On 19 Nov 2017 20:31, “Pbier” <Pbier@accredited-times.com> wrote:

Hi, Grimmer

I am super impressed that you are happy to admit cloppers to your ranks. This particular reader, who prefers to remain anonymous, will be delighted. Usually, he is shunned by most people and even his posts to our articles get deleted such is our distaste with clopping. Bear in mind that we are a progressive site and way more tolerant than most.

Okay, I will do my very best to get 100 identities by close of play Monday. This is a real challenge and will be a test of my leadership credentials. I do believe that only the true elite are deserving of joining the Illuminati. I am confident I can get 100 sets of photos and credentials by close of play tomorrow. If, somehow, I do not, them I will consider myself to be a failure and unworthy of your great organization. Yes, if I fail, you will not hear from me again. But, surely, 100 sets of photos etc. should not be too hard.

thanks for your trust and for making my leader, Grimmer. This is the greatest honor I have had in my life.

best

Pbier.

—- On Sun, Sun, 19 Nov 2017 11:48:14 -0800 Grimmer Davidson <joinilluminatiworldwidefame@gmail.com> wrote —-

Dear pbier,

I forbid you to use the word fail. A leader never fails. If you truly know the characteristics of a leader, you will know that failure isn’t part of it. So saddle up your butt and get the job done to perfection. We don’t condole weak leaders in our Organisation. We move and lead with strength and believe. Believe you can do it. Make me feel proud of you. And I will make sure that you get a higher position amongst your peer group. My position wills me the power to do so…. So, never you use the word ‘fail’ again. I want to see everyone’s information latest on Monday. Make me proud. And I promise to teach you how to become a fearless leader as soon as you are one of us. We will be expecting your swift response on Monday.

Sincerely Yours, Grimmer Davidson. ILLUMINI GRIMMER (THE WAY OF THE LIGHT AND TRUTH) World’s Most Powerful Elite Organisation. (THE ILLUMINATI).

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So, there you have it. Cloppers are welcome, but not people who fail to collect 100 sets of photos, email addresses, DNA samples, bank statements.  In order that all of you can be super rich, we have just a few hours to send this information to Nigeria. What could possibly go wrong?

To save time, please submit everything in the comments section.

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hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Please put your address in the comments. I shall FedEx you a package.

#domestic-terrorism

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I’m sure that those who control the world, are advertising on a site that gets 150 hits on a good day, for people to help them run the world.

What could be more logical then those that control the world want to share power.

snicker!

Black Lives Matter

Fake stats — the Accredited Times gets way more hits, which is why Google loves the AT so much. The Accredited Times is now more valuable financially than Newsweek.

MillionDollarBonus

CNN only has hotel waiting room viewers, and they’re valued at billions of dollars!

MillionDollarBonus

… says a grown man who has a fetish for my little pony.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

that would be BLM

Black Lives Matter

This is why I vote Democrat — we’re ruling the world!

MillionDollarBonus

The Democrats believe in democracy, and in democracy, only birth rates matter. Not being able to invent things, providing value to others or moral character. Only birthrates. And that’s why we can’t lose.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

It still seems rather suspicious to me.
I am stating to wonder if this is a new marketing/recruitment ploy by the DNC and the wizards are the RNC.
The recruitment incentives offered here seem eerily similar to the promises we heard from both parties during the 2016 campaign.

As you all know both parties have taken hits to their popularity.
Hopefully my fears are unfounded but I am afraid that this is a form of identity theft. Those repulsive political organizations are trying to pass themselves off as the highly respected Illuminati to recruit members under false pretenses.

I hope the investigative team of AT will continue to pursue this.
But don’t take any resources away from the Russia investigation team. We still need to get Trump impeached.

drb6
drb6

Both parties have taken hits to their popularity? Excuse me?!! Democrats have always had at least 120% approval rating, and now it has risen to 150% as most Deceased Americans, Undocumented Americans, and Reptilian Americans vote for and approve the Democratic party!!!

MillionDollarBonus

Reptilians unanimously endorse Hillary for president in 2020.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Folks –

I ask that you please forego the Illuminati membership fee for now, and please redirect your monies to Everyday Feminism to keep them financially afloat. I read some troubling news on their site today:

“Dear Beloved Reader, we’re going to be real with you. We’re asking you to join our membership program so we can become fully financially sustainable (and you get some cool perks too!) With dropping ad rates across the media industry, we’re at continuous risk of shutting down. And we don’t want you to face Trump and his kind without the unique resources we provide. If everyone reading this only gave $10, we could raise enough money for the entire year in just one day. That’s right, with the price of a single lunch out, you can save us. We’re an independent feminist media site, led entirely by people of color, and that pays everyone who writes for us. If Everyday Feminism has been useful to you, please take one minute to keep us publishing the articles you’ve come to rely on us for. Thank you!”

Black Lives Matter

OMG, how is Everyday Feminism struggling???

MillionDollarBonus

It’s ok to have ads AND ask for donations at the same time like Everyday Feminism and the Guardian. Money is good when it’s going into the bank accounts of progressives.

grimmer666
grimmer666

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Black Lives Matter

Thanks, grimmer666. We are all fans of your illustrious organization. Say “hi” to our sponsor George S. from me.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Yes Mr. 666, you are in fertile territory here at AT. Plenty of broke nuts, dreamers, sickos, airheads and A-holes. All seem to have been “educated” in public government schools. I represent the enlightened anti- anti-establishment.

bitcoin
bitcoin

How can one be sure that Illuminutty doesn’t need fresh meat for spirit cooking? Is it time to say good riddance to AT and it’s staff?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Always remember that if the regular Illuminati will not take you, the African chapter has lower standards.

For more information contact Abubinstealin@Nigeriacentralbank.ng

Because dominating the world for a share of everyone’s worms and other crawlies is the African Way!

bitcoin
bitcoin

Eating worms is lower standard than spirit cooking?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

The African Illuminati use the worms to trade for victims for cannibalism for MOJO rituals.

Traditional is best.

Mr pascal
Mr pascal

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Thomas
Thomas

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TedCruz
TedCruz

And you still get that $50k/year government welfare?

James clerk
James clerk

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