Dress Smart to be Smart

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Despite what many think, looks and power are not the only things progressives envy. Although most of us will never admit it to you, the thing we envy most of all is intelligence. There isn’t a progressive alive who hasn’t fantasized about being a Harvard professor and dazzling others with their other-worldly intellect, suave dress code and aristocratic mannerisms. To have nobody dare to question you, and to have hoards of envious people at your feet, as you attend economic summits and New York cocktail parties, while writing papers on how to engineer other peoples’ lives, is the deepest fantasy of every progressive. The good news is, you don’t have to be a Harvard professor to garner the respect and admiration that comes with such a lofty profession – you can raise your perceived IQ by simply looking the part.

All over the progressive world, from inner city African American university campuses, to hip metrosexual suburbs of San Francisco, progressives are dressing to look smart. Take the metrosexual hipsters from New York City, Los Angeles and forward-thinking towns all over Europe for example. Their style artfully blends the sophistication of old fashioned bicycles, the faux-masculinity of 18th century beards, the metrosexuality of gelled back hair and the squeaky clean male feminist look of a cleanly ironed tight shirt and skinny jeans. And to top it off, they add a dash of cologne, and of course, glasses, the ultimate marker of intelligence and class.

Soy latte in hand, and on his way to pick up a copy of the Accredited Times, the hipster is the epitome of class and sophistication.
Short shorts are also a key marker of the hipster, adding yet another soft touch to this complex blend of the masculine and feminine, while dungarees and a bow-tie indicate a man of superior intelligence.
Metrosexual lumber jack shirts and beards are the ultimate markers of masculinity. Hipsters may be smart and sophisticated, but they’re not to be messed with either. Who says masculine men can’t spend hours in front of the mirror every morning?

Next we have the black hipster, which is a rising trend among smart young black social justice warriors who want to show the world how smart and informed they are. These educated young black people understand that critical race theory and gender studies are the most important subjects one can learn, and are perfectly equivalent to STEM degrees, with complex words like whiteness and intersectionality. But reading about marginalization and white privilege just isn’t quite the same without glasses, dreadlocks, lipstick and a look of angered entitlement on your face.

Black social justice warriors sport dreadlocks and glasses to broadcast their towering intellect.
Tattoos also warn male pigs that you aren’t to be messed with, and that they’l likely face a lawsuit for raping (having sex with) you. There’s nothing wrong with being a crazy m’fer as well as an intellectual.
One day Babylon will fall, and rastas will legalize ganja across the planet.
Even Floyd “Money” Mayweather sported the black hipster look, before destroying well-known boxer Conor McGregor after 10 rounds.

So if you feel inadequate, and want to show the world that you are smart and not to be contradicted, then dress the part. When people believe you are smart, and more importantly, when you believe that you are smart, people will treat you with the respect and reverence that you deserve. So whip on those glasses, slip on a cleanly ironed checkered shirt, and mosey on down to your local coffee shop on your old-fashioned bicycle for your daily soy latte. And as you sit cross-legged, sipping your coffee and reading a book on interior design, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and know that you are smart.

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TedCruz
TedCruz

Don’t you all smart extremists wear pussy hats, hoodies, gas masks, and face-covering bandannas? You’all stick out like a sore thump here in TX; our police dogs and highway patrol are ready!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

These unfortunate souls obviously suffer from various mania brought on by antidepressant therapy rendered by Nigerian PhDs and M.D.s paid for with Obamacare subsidies. They’re the ones who “stimulate” the economy by defaulting on various student loans and credit cards maxed out to buy nice threads. Beauty on these commies extends as deep as their finest Scottish wools.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I can’t believe what I am reading here. Is all the AT staff older than 25.
Clothing is a symbol of White Supremacy that the evil white patriarch has forced on society.
Besides the occasional loin cloth a lot of tribes wore no clothing at all. POC were proud of their bodies and decorated them with tattoos and piercings. They modified their bodies by stretching their lips and other parts. They were all beautiful.

Then white men came in and, through tricknology, conquered them, Stole their secrets then forced them to wear the robes of white men. Now these once beautiful proud people are seen wearing “Atlanta Falcon 2016 Super bowl champions” tshirts.

Luckily the modern generations are seeing this and reverting back to the way people were meant to live. Less clothing, Body mods, colorful tattoos and wild hair colors with less clothing is now the norm.

Black Lives Matter

I still prefer sagging while shirtless to show off my intellect (and tats), but, according to CNN, sagging is now passe and “[a]ll the young people” now wear “skinny jeans.” I’m so glad the accredited media pushes all these awesome “trends.”

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/20/us/sagging-pants-era-over/index.html

We set off to interview some saggers, but after an hour, we had found none. All the young people were wearing skinny jeans.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I had always assumed the sagging jeans were to show off what type of underwear you had on.
If your skinny jeans are tight enough we can still tell.

It’s not all bad. With Skinny jeans and soy that should pretty much solve our over population problems

Black Lives Matter

Yes, it’s good that progressive whites have adopted the skinny jean trend so vigorously. They’ve really gayed themselves up to a surprising extent.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Totally hijacked it from the white cowboy wannabes that wore them tight Wranglers in the late 90s / early 2000s; but dropped the Wrangler brand and brought in a touch of style. Skinny jeans are now in the safe hands of the progressive elites and us followers.

Black Lives Matter

So it’s just like Brokeback Mountain — Hollywood is really leading the way.

trav777

blacks are universally adopting this trend in the cities.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I thought it was to show off the pimples on your butcheeks.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Who wouldn’t want to wear skinny jeans? I hear some of these alpha males tell me that I look so uncomfortable in my skinny jeans, as if comfort is more important than expressing myself… Idiots.

Hemorrhoids and bruised testicles from wearing skinny jeans are just a symptom of being smart and accredited.

Black Lives Matter

“Alpha male” = Toxic Masculinity

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I prefer loose, but not “too” loose.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

When it’s too loose the package kind of “wanders” around and you have to manually shift it back to a comfortable position

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I will have you know that all of the clothing pictured in the article were invented by either the white man or the white woman.

Blacks should stick to their traditional garb of leaves tied with vines, or for the wealthier members, animal skins.

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