Harry’s Shaving Company Educates Its Customers About Toxic Masculinity

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Recently, Harry’s Shaving company posted a tweet educating its male customers that they need to redefine themselves as men, and that what we once thought were biological markers of masculinity expressed universally across the animal kingdom, are in fact social constructs that should be wiped out. The day on which the tweet was posted, believe it or not, was “International Men’s Day”. I kid you not, there is actually a “men’s day” as well as a womyn’s day (even though men have given us nothing but sexism, racism, rape culture and electricity). What next? A “white history” month to celebrate slavery, racism, Antisemitism, cars and airplanes? The tweet rightfully expresses shock that there is even a day to celebrate men, and then goes on to educate men about their toxic masculinity, and the need to be soft, apologetic and weak.

Allah bless Harry’s and its beta male customers! If I had facial hair, I’d be shopping with them every week!

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Black Lives Matter

Real men:

– Vote progressive/socialist
– Support feminism
– Collect welfare instead of being so-called “breadwinners”
– Talk with a lisp or a high-pitched whine
– Wear skinny jeans
– Aren’t afraid to wear makeup
– Understand that heteronormativity is violence against womyn
– Support womyn being their leaders at home and work
– Voted for Hillary and will vote for Elizabeth Warren or Michelle Obama
– Watch CNN and MSNBC
– Read the Accredited Times daily

Geraldine Ferraro
Geraldine Ferraro

This is a fine list, but please add that Real Men also know to keep their mouths shut in the presence of a woman so they don’t commit the sins of mansplaining (I’m so glad my iPhone didn’t autocorrect mansplain or mansplaining(!))

trav777

Shave clubs are a great way to project alpha. everyone knows that a REAL man overspends on niche shaving products, imitating women’s cosmetics purchasing habits. It’s actually rape that society expects women to wear makeup, but also rape that a Russian made MakeApp to programmatically remove their makeup with AI.

So buying shave club cosmetics is how REAL MEN in Current Year behave.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Got it!

You wear make up, skinny jeans and talk with either a lisp or high pitched voice (sorta like your cahones had been grabbed with pliers).

I now understand a bit more of your situation.

My condolences to other people in your life (especially women).

Did LilPhotoshoppinLucy quit because she could not stand you anymore?

The photoshopped pictured HAVE dropped in quality.

#hate-speech

#homophobic

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Misguided concepts like

Islam – brought to you by sand monkeys
The Koran – brought to you by sand monkeys
The Hadiths – brought to you by sand monkeys
Jihad – brought to you by sand monkeys
Drinking Camel Urine – brought to you by sand monkeys

Communism – brought to you by reptilian Jews
Socialism – brought to you by reptilian Jews
NAACP – brought to you by reptilian Jews
AIPAC – brought to you by reptilian Jews
Hollywood – brought to you by reptilian Jews
Central Banking – brought to you by reptilian Jews

Sodomy – brought to you by Sodomites
Cross Dressing – brought to you by Cross Dressers
Sex Change Operations – brought to you by reptilian Jews
Mind Control – brought to you by fucked up people

The CHIP – brought to you by peeping Toms.

Veganism – brought to with people with no taste buds
Breathology – brought to you by people with no taste buds or under Mind Control (see Mind Control) by same.

Vaccinations – brought to you by government officials either bought and paid for by drug companies or under Mind Control (see Mind Control) by same.

#russian-propaganda

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Confirmation is in

Jet Pilots have the biggest (but they are not made of brass)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-military-skywriting-penis/u-s-navy-crew-grounded-after-pilot-draws-penis-in-the-sky-idUSKBN1DI027

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A U.S. Navy air crew was grounded on Friday after using their advanced fighter jet to draw a giant image of a penis in the sky with the exhaust, officials said.

Male Man Male Bag Male Box Male Bomb
Male Man Male Bag Male Box Male Bomb

Look at all of those mean men on that Twitter attacking Harry’s. Bunch of bullies I tell ya.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I think you should change your ID to

Male “Ban” Male Bag Male Box Male Bomb

This would make the even numbered words all start with a “B”.

#sexist

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

After reading this article I had hoped to throw some business to them as a reward for their progressiveness.
Unfortunately they really have a limited inventory.
I had hoped to get some wax supplies for my weekly brazilian.
The lotions selection is limited and beside peppermint face wash I can’t tell which scents they are.
I don’t imagine that it is my preferred jasmine and honeysuckle.
They really are too masculine for my tastes so I took the money I would have spent and sent it into the Clinton foundation.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

In other news

While test driving a suicide vest, a Muslims blows himself up as well as over 50 other Muslims

Accredited sources claim that the cause of the problem was a failure to read the instruction manual. The suicider was thought to be a member of Boco Haram, mean “Books are Forbidden”, which explains the failure to read the instruction manual. This hard core Muslim group’s aim is to make everyone illiterate, just like The Great Mo.

https://sputniknews.com/africa/201711211059288101-50-killed-bombing-nigeria/

A suicide bomber blew himself up at a mosque in Mubi, Adamawa State, northeast Nigeria, according to local emergency services and a government official. The death toll is growing.

At least 50 people were killed following by the explosion.

Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur

As I am one of the good men, I take testosterone blockers so I don’t need Harry’s products to keep my body supple and hair-free. I do however commend Harry’s for giving those who refuse to use testosterone blockers a way to make their bodies look more smooth and feminine.

#accredited-times-pick

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Due to their privilege, every day is Men’s Day. There is no need to waste a day of the year on designating a “Men’s Day” when we can have a Government Worker Appreciation Day to complement Public Service Recognition Week in early May.

There are only 365 days in the year, and men already have Father’s Day – which is not an inclusive holiday at all! Please don’t waste another day on men. I just want to puke up my lavender infused soy latte just thinking of an International Men’s Day… Gross!

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

I do realize that not all fathers are men, and my comments were misguided and offensive. I sincerely apologize for my blatant transphobic remarks. I will rip up and destroy 8 carbon credits to atone for my actions.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Is that GMO soy or non GMO soy?

home biscuit
home biscuit

I’m disappointed in the hyperbolic tone of your author; at times, I sense that you’re playing a double-game here

It’s pretty clear who generates violence & abuse- the individual male

While only an appropriately centralized gov’t can fully contain male anarchy, I’d suggest a Harry’s Androgenization Kit be dispensed upon puberty to make a head start

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