UCLA Shoplifters Are Good, Trump Is Evil

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Donald Trump and the three wise men from UCLA.


Los Angeles, California (Accredited Times) – As a member of the Nation of Islam, I normally avoid the Bible like the ten plagues of Egypt.  Surprisingly, however, while preparing for an Islam-Christianity debate, I found a Biblical passage that bears shocking relevance in the brewing conflict between Donald Trump and the three shoplifting wise men from UCLA: “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil . . . .”

Conservatives, of course, want to act like Donald Trump is the “good guy” here and that the UCLA shoplifters are the “bad guys.”  But the reality is that the UCLA shoplifters are good and Donald Trump is evil.  The facts reported by the accredited media could not make this more clear.

For those of you living under a rock, the UCLA-Trump conflict began when Chinese authorities racially profiled and arrested three African-American players on UCLA’s basketball team for shoplifting at a Louis Vuitton store in China.  The players — LiAngelo Ball, Jalen Hill, and Cody Riley — admitted to stealing expensive designer sunglasses and faced three to ten years in a Chinese prison on charges of grand larceny.  Donald Trump, however, intervened and asked Chinese President Xi Jinping to release the players.  President Xi obliged.  The next day the players returned to the United States freely without criminal charges.

After returning, the players declined to thank Trump — which is unsurprising given that Trump is not a legitimate President (“not my President”).  Trump reacted angrily, tweeting:

Do you think the three UCLA Basketball Players will say thank you President Trump? They were headed for 10 years in jail!

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Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

This article is not complete without a link to another incredible “analysis” on the matter from CNN’s Chris Cillizza. What would the world be without this Cillizza guy providing his insightful analyses of these very important events?

“The credit-hogging by Trump is actually the least toxic thing he is doing in these two tweets this morning. What’s far worse is the racial dog-whistling he offers up by describing Ball as a “poor man’s version of Don King — without the hair” and blasting him as an “ungrateful fool.”

“Given Trump’s demonstrated willingness — as a candidate and as president — to play on racial stereotypes and racial animus to benefit his own political interests, it’s impossible to ignore the underlying messaging here.”

“Then there is the reference to Ball as an “ungrateful fool.” Who is this (black) guy who isn’t saying “thank you” to me for everything I have done for him and his family? How dare he not be appropriately grateful?”

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/22/politics/donald-trump-lavar-ball/index.html

MillionDollarBonus

Trump’s tweets are UNPRESIDENTIAL! His twitter account needs to be BANNED now! Conservatives shouldn’t be allowed to speak to the masses! Only progressives should be able to speak to the public through the accredited media!

drb6
drb6

I am sure these players not just “attend” UCLA, they are among the best and brightest students there. It is well-known racist nonsense that universities pass football players of color without them taking any exams!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

The media is close on their Trump is a racist agenda but here is the missing link.
Trump hates Bi-racial people.

Obama=white mom
Kapernick= white mom
LiAngelo Ball= white mom
Lavar Ball = white wife

It’s not uppity black folks it is these mulatto’s cross breeding that makes him have to tweet his anger.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Very astute observation.

He sent Gen. Kelly to go after Congresswomyn Wilson because Trump just isn’t that passionate about going after pure POC like her. He is more concerned with keeping the white race clean from blacks, which is even more dangerous than just being blatantly racist – it is downright Hitlerian.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Hitlerian, Makes me wonder if Trumps expansion of infrastructure plan is actually FEMA gulags and gas chambers.

Ron Paul said “Walls don’t just keep people out, they keep people in.”

How am I going to sleep ever again worrying about this??

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

The Department of the Interior still owns and maintains many of the WWII era concentration camps such as Manzanar. In the hands of Trump, these will most definitely move into an “operational” status in short time. Watch your six if you are anything but white.

MillionDollarBonus

You’re right to be fearful. Trump has repeatedly said that “this will be no ordinary wall”. What the hell does that mean? He could easily be building gas chambers in that thing, and none of his dumbass redneck lunatic supporters would ever know about it until it’s too late!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

It will be made out of GMO soy burgers on GMO wheat buns, with GMO ketchup.

There will be no cheese in recognition of the lactose intolerant medical condition of many brown people.

The Mexicans will eat it, suffer undiagnosable medical conditions, and then die

Illegal Immigration problem solved.

MillionDollarBonus

You’re right. Trump is jealous of black men because his hands are small, and therefore “something else” is also small, and there’s a problem there. He just can’t stand seeing strong black men with white womyn. It makes him seethe with rage and explode with outrageous tweets like the above. We truly have a sick, twisted president. Well done, America, you elected an actual motherfucking racist! Fix it RTFN!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Since the Black Dog incident you seem to be fixated on that “something else” you lost.

#fake-news

MillionDollarBonus

Excellent article BLM. LaVar is absolutely right not to apologize. Apologizing would make Trump and conservatives look kind and generous, and progressives know well to never put manners above political expediency. Conservatives and white males are ALWAYS wrong and bad, and there’s nothing they can do to ever be right, except admit they are bad and become Democrats!

TedCruz
TedCruz

Entropy in the gene pool. What’s LaVar IQ? Double nickel.

#racist

TedCruz
TedCruz

I have no doubt that LaVar IQ is about 0.8317953 of Don Lemon IQ.

drb6
drb6

Here is a flag for you, abominable racist! You are just like HITLER!!!!!!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

probably 66.6

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

This controversy is why presidents should not use either their “get out of jail free card” or their influence for the same purpose.

Let future shoplifters stay in China. They may even get a second language out of it, enhancing their future prospects

home biscuit
home biscuit

Another distraction from Shifty McDrumpf intended to pander to the latent racism of the MAGA & ZH crowds

Has no one here been guilty of youthful exuberance, that you can cast the first stone? Have you walked a mile in the Air Jordans of these dark youth to understand their oppression?

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