It’s no secret that womyn are sick and tired of men. On the one hand, they want men to “man up” and be masculine, but on the other hand they want them to be soft and sensitive. Sometimes they want men not to touch their breasts because it’s rape, and other times they want men to treat them rough like Christian Grey. They want men to be rich and have money, but they also don’t want men to show off and be ostentatious, unless they do want them to show off and be ostentatious. All round, womyn are just sick and tired of pathetic men and their inability to satisfy womyn, unless we’re talking about Muslim and black men, who are all catches, even if they have little to no income or looks on average. So, with this in mind, I’ve put together list of the top things womyn are sick and tired of men doing on a first date, so that you pathetic men might at least be able to get through a date without offending a womyn, let alone taking her home.
Under Or Over Dress
Like, seriously? Men seem to think that a first date is either football game or a night at the opera. Find a middle ground! Don’t turn up in a suit if you’re not super rich, and don’t turn up in some sweater that looks like it was knitted by your grandmother either! Dressing rich when you’re not is also considered RAPE by feminists, so dress to match your income or you may have a lawsuit on your hands.
Being Over or Under Confident
There’s nothing a womyn hates more than a faker. Acting under confident just makes you look pathetic and acting overconfident just makes you look like jerk. Womyn want modest men, but also cocky men, or neither. So don’t screw this up ok, guys? Can you do something right for once in your lives?
Talk About Your Ex’s
No womyn wants to hear about your long string of casual affairs ok? Womyn are special, and when you’re taking a womyn on date, she is the most special person on this planet, and she doesn’t want you to remind her that there are other womyn out there. She is the only womyn on this planet when she’s on a date with you, but you are not the only man – you’re dispensable and she has all the cards. So make her feel that way ok?
Talk About Money
No girl wants to hear about how much money you have ok? Despite what I said above, womyn don’t like money. They’re not impressed with your fancy watch or expensive car, and they couldn’t care less about your income. NEWSFLASH: A womyn can provide for herself in the 21st Century, and she doesn’t need your money, men! Don’t be so full of yourselves as to think that a womyn likes you because you’re rich. You may find that your dates are more successful when you are, but that’s probably for other reasons, like your sensitivity and some random quality in you that womyn like. Just remember that even if you’re rich, you have no cards in the dating game. You’re worthless, and every womyn is special and valuable.
Look At Her Inappropriately
A womyn does not want you gawking at her breasts or drooling over her in a restaurant! She may be wearing a low cut top, but she does that for herself, not for you! Womyn don’t like to be lusted over, or stared at, even by the men they are dating. All they want is for a sensitive, kind and compassionate man to talk to and to comfort her. So don’t stare at your date, and especially don’t stare at her breasts, men! If you can’t control yourself, then just excuse yourself and go outside for a second, until you can come back and act like a gentleman ok? Jeez, get it together guys!