New York, N.Y. (Accredited Times) — Matt Lauer is a punk-ass bitch. As a Baby Boomer, Lauer’s alleged sexual harassment of womyn is clearly forgivable. But what is not forgivable is going off of NBC’s progressive reservation.
I will never forgive Matt Lauer for what he did to Hillary Clinton. Asking questions about Hillary’s emails was sexism in its most disgusting form. Only conservatives should be asked scandal-focused questions.
Here are examples of acceptable questions — the questions that Lauer should have asked Hillary:
- Why are you so awesome?
- Boxers or briefs?
- You are a rock star.
- I want to have your baby.
- What do you think caused Donald Trump to become a rapist?
These are the standard questions that journalists always ask progressive candidates. The fact that Lauer even asked a single question about Hillary’s “damn emails” is truly disgusting.
I have no doubt that NBC is finally exacting retribution against Lauer for his shocking misconduct. The sexual harassment allegations were only even raised on “Monday night,” so it’s hard to conceive how there was even enough time to conduct any legitimate investigation into them. Hopefully, journalists have now learned their lesson: DO NOT MESS WITH THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.
NBC will only benefit from Lauer’s termination. White males are unnecessary. The Today Show’s mostly retarded female audience does not even like white males. Moreover, NBC still has Megyn Kelly to boost The Today Show’s ratings. Megyn is a proven ratings winner with a huge fan base. More importantly, she hates Trump.
We applaud NBC for finally taking long-overdue action against Lauer for his gross misconduct. Without Lauer, we would have Hillary instead of Trump. Matt Lauer can rot in hell.