Why Matt Lauer Deserved To Be Fired

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Matt Lauer (left) and Hillary Clinton (right).


New York, N.Y. (Accredited Times) — Matt Lauer is a punk-ass bitch.  As a Baby Boomer, Lauer’s alleged sexual harassment of womyn is clearly forgivable.  But what is not forgivable is going off of NBC’s progressive reservation.

I will never forgive Matt Lauer for what he did to Hillary Clinton.  Asking questions about Hillary’s emails was sexism in its most disgusting form.  Only conservatives should be asked scandal-focused questions.

Here are examples of acceptable questions — the questions that Lauer should have asked Hillary:

  • Why are you so awesome?
  • Boxers or briefs?
  • You are a rock star.
  • I want to have your baby.
  • What do you think caused Donald Trump to become a rapist?

These are the standard questions that journalists always ask progressive candidates.  The fact that Lauer even asked a single question about Hillary’s “damn emails” is truly disgusting.

I have no doubt that NBC is finally exacting retribution against Lauer for his shocking misconduct.  The sexual harassment allegations were only even raised on “Monday night,” so it’s hard to conceive how there was even enough time to conduct any legitimate investigation into them.  Hopefully, journalists have now learned their lesson:  DO NOT MESS WITH THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

NBC will only benefit from Lauer’s termination.  White males are unnecessary.  The Today Show’s mostly retarded female audience does not even like white males.  Moreover, NBC still has Megyn Kelly to boost The Today Show’s ratings.  Megyn is a proven ratings winner with a huge fan base.  More importantly, she hates Trump.

We applaud NBC for finally taking long-overdue action against Lauer for his gross misconduct.  Without Lauer, we would have Hillary instead of Trump.  Matt Lauer can rot in hell.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Just watched that Bernie video. I sure miss seeing Hillary’s bobbing head all over TV everyday. Can we please get the summer of 2016 back and just put it on repeat?

MillionDollarBonus

Matt Lauer made a big mistake when he asked Hillary about her emails. The emails are a conspiracy theory! Vox even wrote a computer program that flagged up any mention of “Hillary emails” or “Wikileaks” as a conspiracy theory that was false. Just the WORD “Wikileaks”, is false and a conspiracy theory!

Another question he could have asked is “what is your favorite color?”. Or maybe “what did you think of Trump’s latest tweet?”.

trav777

Lauer was accused by a womyn of sexual misconduct. That is enough in my book to fire him and make him grovel.

MillionDollarBonus

He is half Jewish though. But as a half-breed he’s not a true member of the tribe, and after asking those questions he is a traitor to the nth degree.

drb6
drb6

My CRT proffessors gave an even simpler answer. If a minority/person high on Oppression Scale does something wrong, just use part of their heritage which is low on oppression scale. In this case, Lauer is a WHITE MALE. When a Hispanic called Zimmerman shot a black person, accredited press discovered that there exist so-called White Hispanics, and soon the Hispanic part was omitted. If an African-American football player sexually assaults a black womyn (higher on oppression scale), then we have to stress that this happen because all men are RAPISTS.

trav777

Jews become white people when they do something wrong. I’ve previously explained this and I think drb6 is as well.

MillionDollarBonus

Ok I understand now. You both explained it very well. So if somebody does something bad, then we describe them by the aspects of their identity that are low on the oppression pyramid such as “male” or “white” if they are mixed white and something else. If they do something good, then we describe them by the aspects of their identity that are high on the oppression pyramid. So if a Mulatto invents or achieves something, he is described as just “black”.

#accredited-times-pick

Standard Redneck
Standard Redneck

When is that fuckwit Don Lemon going down?

Can one of you please do a #MeToo tweet claiming Don Lemon grabbed your balls so we can get that snobby bitch kicked off TV forever?

#racist

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Watching Don Lemon right now pointing out that Lauer was soft on Trump and tough on Hillary because Lauer is a male pig mysoginist. Lemon sure knows how to hit a home run – he is so right on the money here.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Matt Lauer? Who dat?

#anti-journalism

Pbier

Sexual abuse (aka rape) laws need to be the mirror image of the ‘urban myths’ surrounding Islamic law. According to one such myth the testimony of one man is the equivalent of two womyns’ testimony. Such blatant discrimination clearly does not actually exist, however, because if it did then progressive feminists would be the first to criticise Islam.

So…if a man is accused of anything, he will need to find another witness to back him up. Otherwise its chemical castration. But, really, white males don’t deserve the rule of law.

MillionDollarBonus

There’s no way Islamic law could be that sexist. Muslims overwhelmingly vote Democrat, which is the party of feminism and gay marriage.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

“Sexual harassault” is my new term to cover all improprieties of men towards women. We may as well just all agree on one term since regretful consensual sex, sexual harassment, sexual abuse, sexual assault, and violent rape are all equivalent grievances in 2017.

drb6
drb6

Consensual sex between a male and a womyn does not exist. Please see a 1987 book by Andrea Dworkin called Intercourse, in which Dworkin offers a radical feminist analysis of sexual intercourse in literature and society. Dworkin argues that “all heterosexual sex is rape”

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I don’t want to alarm staff of AT but in this environment I feel I must.

I am pretty sure I saw MDB’s assistant Shawntay having lunch with James O’Keefe at the rib joint were I went for lunch.

TedCruz
TedCruz

If NBC were Congress, it would refer this matter to the Ethics Committee. Who’s more iconic: Lauer, Franken or that black creep from Michigan?

TedCruz
TedCruz

BLM: don’t you have more Confederate statues to pull down?

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