New York, New York (Accredited Times) – Terror has struck New York City yet again. This time 27-year-old Bangladeshi national Akayed Ullah allegedly set off a pipe bomb in an underground tunnel linking the Times Square subway station and the Port Authority bus terminal. Fortunately, the bomb went off prematurely, so only Ullah was seriously injured. Three other New Yorkers reported to local hospitals for injuries like tinnitus and headaches, but their injuries appear to be minor.
Shockingly, unlike most terrorists, Ullah was apparently not a member of the alt-right or a Christian anti-government group. Instead, according to reports, Ullah allegedly was “inspired” by ISIS.
It’s true, of course, that former President Barack Hussein Obama funded and supported ISIS in his effort to overthrow Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. It’s also true that Ullah immigrated to the United States in 2010 when Obama was President. And it’s also true that current “President” Donald Trump pledged to “hit ISIS so hard your head will spin” and that, unlike Obama, Trump has made efforts to stop “radical Islamic terrorists” from immigrating to the country. Nonetheless, responsibility for today’s attack can only fall at the hands of one person: Donald Trump.
As the accredited media has explained, the best way of dealing with terrorism is appeasement. We need to be nice to jihadists. Being nice to them and giving them everything they want is the best way of ensuring that they act reasonably and only demand limited goals, such as shariah law, burqas for womyn, death to America, and the conversion of Europe to Islam.
For eight years, Obama appeased jihadists, even calling the Muslim call to prayer “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth.” Now Trump, with his bombastic “toxic masculinity,” has thrown Obama’s appeasement efforts into the garbage bin. Terrorist attacks never happened on Obama’s watch. For example, the so-called terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya was most definitely not a terrorist attack; it was a peaceful protest that turned somewhat violent because a Christian had made an anti-Islamic video. Trump and Christianity are to blame.
Trump’s declaration of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel was also undoubtedly a significant factor in the New York terror attack. Had Trump declared Jerusalem the capital of the United States, as the Accredited Times advocated, the terrorists would have happily cheered the impending arrival of a one-world government, which would likely be led by a Muslim caliph given the 1.6 billion-strong Muslim voting block.
Surprisingly, terrorists for some reason keep attacking progressive areas with high numbers of Muslims. New York, for example, has been hit multiple times while racist states like Alabama have never been hit. This is undoubtedly a direct result of racism and White Privilege.
With the recent New York terrorist attack, Trump stands little chance of remaining as President beyond his second year in office. Independent-minded legislators already voted to impeach Trump — and with Robert Mueller’s investigation honing in on Trump’s shocking communications with Wikileaks and other Russian front groups, it’s only a matter of time before the House and Senate both vote to kick Trump out of office. The case for a removal on grounds of incapacity (under the Twenty-Fifth Amendment to the Constitution) is also growing given Trump’s shocking eating habits, including routinely eating McDonald’s and KFC while allegedly drinking 12 Diet Cokes per day. Trump also allegedly watches 8 hours of TV a day — a shockingly low amount which is far less than the average American and which shows that Trump is clearly not attuned properly to Hollywood or the mainstream media.
Hopefully, given that no one was seriously hurt, our progressive courts go easy on the misguided jihadist Akayed Ullah, just as they went easy on Brittany Covington of Chicago in another anti-White-Privilege attack. The attack was not his fault. Trump is to blame.