California Wildfires Signify the Beginning of the Trump Apocalypse

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Houses, forests and once beautiful mountainside views now lie in ashes, as California’s vicious wildfires continue to rage across the most progressive state in America. And with the blaze now larger than all of New York City, Trump appears unable or unwilling to stop it. The sad thing of course, is that this was completely preventable. Progressives have been warning about the catastrophic effects of global warming for decades, and have explained over and over again that every negative weather event (and no positive ones) can be traced exclusively back to industrialization, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry. But did Trump listen to these warnings and take proactive steps to prevent this inevitable disaster? Of course not! His motto is “jobs, jobs, jobs”, including jobs for white males in the coal mining industry that Hillary was going to replace with jobs for minorities in the government-funded green energy sector! Trump has steadfastly refused to take any action to solve climate change and make sure the climate doesn’t change, and this is only the beginning.

It’s ironic that California, who cares most about the environment, has to bare the brunt of the carelessness of conservatives in other states who voted for Trump. But this isn’t the only way in which the world is paying for their mistakes. Nuclear war looms with North Korea, as sources indicate that Trump is considering using an EMP to disable their nuclear weapons. If Trump disables their nuclear weapons then what if they retaliate with a nuclear strike? You never know what they might do, even though we have Japan and South Korea on our side and even a China that is more willing to help. North Korea are SO POWERFUL, they have the whole world at their mercy! There’s nothing we can do about them even with all the power in the world! Trump is playing with fire by trying to tackle this problem. He’s putting the whole world at risk!

And then we have the Trump stock market bubble, which was a real rally when Obama was in power, but has subsequently become a mania that is likely to crash and destroy our economy! And when it does, it will be Trump’s fault! This stock market bubble began to be a bubble when TRUMP got elected! It’s gone up because people believe his crazy lies about jobs and better trade deals and low taxes, but those aren’t even good for the economy. An economics graduate I recently engaged with LAUGHED at me when I said that Trump was expected fewer regulations and lower taxes to grow the economy. Why on earth would having more money to invest as a businessman, and less red tape, help you grow your business?? It doesn’t! Let’s let economists tell us how this works and not business people!

And then we have a disaster in healthcare, as millions of Americans lose their Obamacare, and others have to stop paying to opt out of buying health insurance! People are literally going to be dying in the streets when they lose their healthcare! We need healthcare for undocumented Americans, the poor and the needy! And white people need to pay, or we are going to have mass disease and squalor in America!

So as California’s wildfires unleash hell on earth, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, global warming, nuclear war, an economic crash and the repeal of Obamacare, are finally bringing on the Trump apocalypse that every progressive new was coming. It’s time to get good with Allah, and repent for your sins, like eating bacon with your English Breakfast, and letting your wife or girlfriend walk around without a burka. We need to prep, not with bullets, beans and bibles, but with keyboards, kale, and Korans. Hunker down folks – this is the beginning of the end times.

Abu
Abu

Something really need to be done about this fire think in California. The distribution and people evacuating their homes is getting out of control.

President of Guinea Conarky
President of Guinea Conarky

Send in the air force, and bomb the hell out of the fires. How can the fires torment a progressive state like California?

trav777

Like someone should think about putting it out, right? Fires shouldn’t be allowed to just burn and burn

Black Lives Matter

Trump just wants to watch the world burn. Anyone who is against socialism is by definition against society.

President of Guinea Conarky
President of Guinea Conarky

FDA has canceled Anon’s license for selling Donkey Water without dosage instructions for the 71 genders.

trav777

Somebody needs to cancel this idiot off the site or at least put some kind of velocity controls on his posting. It’s just really annoying.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

He is pretty relentless

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Jerry Brown recently filmed a 60 Minutes segment that pretty much says the same thing as this article.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Gov. Brown laying the smackdown on Trump

https://www.cbsnews.com/videos/governor-brown/

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

In other California news, I am saddened to announce that the Mayor of San Francisco has died.

RIP Mayor Lee

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

The new acting mayor is London Breed. And no, she is not a horse or a dog. The first horse mayoral candidate of SF will be on the special election ballot, however.

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drb6

Interestingly, if London mayor is elected, xe will not be the first trans-species major in the world.

Lajitas, Texas: Elected Mayor a Goat: Clay Henry

Mayor Clay Henry III succeeded Mayor Clay Henry II, who head-butted his father to death, Mayor Clay Henry I, in a dispute over a she-goat. The first Clay Henry is stuffed and on display in the Starlight Theatre Saloon in nearby Terlingua. Clay Henry and his son were beer-drinkers; Clay Henry III drinks Gatorade.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/51037

This also shows that too much testosterone is bad even for transspecies hupersons.

Edit: since this is Texas, I can not be sure if the town of Lajitas is really, really progressive, or they are just trolling our excellent election system.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

She is amazing and could be the next Gavin Newsom:

“San Francisco Board of Supervisors President London Breed had only one thing to say to SFGATE about this: “Maybe we can set [Donald Trump] up with a nice room in Alcatraz.”

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SF-Supe-London-Breed-offers-Trump-a-room-on-10889733.php

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

This is nature’s revenge for endangering the Delta Smelt. If the dam farmers didn’t waste all of our water on organic foods, we would not have global warming, we would still have a thriving Delta Smelt population, and we would have a less arid environment that isn’t so prone to fire.

Pbier

Everyone seems so quick to say ‘this is nature’ or ‘this is the result of climate change’. Ok, maybe you are all correct, but my own view is that Trump lit every single one of these fires with matches. Why? Because he is evil, his whole raison d’être is to do evil. Can we not agree on the simplest explanation of all: Trump is a witch and needs to be burnt.

TedCruz
TedCruz

Moonbeam’s eyebrows are a forest fire in waiting. Put his azz on the firelines NOW.

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