Houses, forests and once beautiful mountainside views now lie in ashes, as California’s vicious wildfires continue to rage across the most progressive state in America. And with the blaze now larger than all of New York City, Trump appears unable or unwilling to stop it. The sad thing of course, is that this was completely preventable. Progressives have been warning about the catastrophic effects of global warming for decades, and have explained over and over again that every negative weather event (and no positive ones) can be traced exclusively back to industrialization, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry. But did Trump listen to these warnings and take proactive steps to prevent this inevitable disaster? Of course not! His motto is “jobs, jobs, jobs”, including jobs for white males in the coal mining industry that Hillary was going to replace with jobs for minorities in the government-funded green energy sector! Trump has steadfastly refused to take any action to solve climate change and make sure the climate doesn’t change, and this is only the beginning.
It’s ironic that California, who cares most about the environment, has to bare the brunt of the carelessness of conservatives in other states who voted for Trump. But this isn’t the only way in which the world is paying for their mistakes. Nuclear war looms with North Korea, as sources indicate that Trump is considering using an EMP to disable their nuclear weapons. If Trump disables their nuclear weapons then what if they retaliate with a nuclear strike? You never know what they might do, even though we have Japan and South Korea on our side and even a China that is more willing to help. North Korea are SO POWERFUL, they have the whole world at their mercy! There’s nothing we can do about them even with all the power in the world! Trump is playing with fire by trying to tackle this problem. He’s putting the whole world at risk!
And then we have the Trump stock market bubble, which was a real rally when Obama was in power, but has subsequently become a mania that is likely to crash and destroy our economy! And when it does, it will be Trump’s fault! This stock market bubble began to be a bubble when TRUMP got elected! It’s gone up because people believe his crazy lies about jobs and better trade deals and low taxes, but those aren’t even good for the economy. An economics graduate I recently engaged with LAUGHED at me when I said that Trump was expected fewer regulations and lower taxes to grow the economy. Why on earth would having more money to invest as a businessman, and less red tape, help you grow your business?? It doesn’t! Let’s let economists tell us how this works and not business people!
And then we have a disaster in healthcare, as millions of Americans lose their Obamacare, and others have to stop paying to opt out of buying health insurance! People are literally going to be dying in the streets when they lose their healthcare! We need healthcare for undocumented Americans, the poor and the needy! And white people need to pay, or we are going to have mass disease and squalor in America!
So as California’s wildfires unleash hell on earth, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, global warming, nuclear war, an economic crash and the repeal of Obamacare, are finally bringing on the Trump apocalypse that every progressive new was coming. It’s time to get good with Allah, and repent for your sins, like eating bacon with your English Breakfast, and letting your wife or girlfriend walk around without a burka. We need to prep, not with bullets, beans and bibles, but with keyboards, kale, and Korans. Hunker down folks – this is the beginning of the end times.