We did it, folks! Alabama is now officially a blue state! After finding multiple womyn willing to accuse Roy Moore of touching them inappropriately, or pursuing them when they didn’t want to be pursued (which I think is a crime), outraged feminist white womyn from Alabama, and Hispanic and African Americans who didn’t like his racism, voted for the soft Democrat, Doug Jones, who has significantly lower testosterone than Moore and is therefore a lot safer around women and minorities. As we know, allegations from womyn are as good as proof, as long as they’re against a conservative white male. No evidence or due process is required – just lots and lots of repetition by the media.
This comes as a blow to Trump’s fledgling administration, who can barely muster the support they need to get even a small portion of his campaign promises through. Democrats are not to blame for obstructing him – they are doing God’s work in preserving America’s open borders, high taxes and cumbersome regulations. Real Americans support open borders, business and job-crushing regulations and the handing over of sovereignty to foreign powers like the UN, which recently tried to enforce open borders globally, but was stopped by Trump.
Doug Jones has expressed much support for the LGBTQ+ community, stating that transgender children should have access to bathrooms of their own in schools, and transgender adults should be allowed to serve in the military:
Doug Jones is also pro-choice, because, unlike Roy Moore, he understands that a woman OWNS her body! It’s HER BODY, and therefore HER CHOICE! It doesn’t matter that the body inside her is another human being. That belongs to her alone too! Nature created men as well as womyn by mistake. It really meant womyn to have total ownership of children and to not be held to any moral standards.
We know Doug Jones is a good person, because there was literally no controversy about him in the accredited media. This must mean they scrutinized him and looked into his past, just like they did with Moore, but found his record to be squeaky clean. It’s quite amazing when you think about it, for someone to be totally infallible, but many Democrats are, because they receive no criticism are found to have no skeletons in their closet by the accredited media.
Congratulations Alabama, and welcome to the club. Alabama is now the gay, trans and pro-choice capital of America. Doesn’t it feel just fabulous to be a blue state, kittens?