EU Army Arrives Just in Time to Invade the UK

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel with other Germans.


Berlin, Germany (Accredited Times) – The European Union now has its own army.  On Thursday evening, German leaders finally forced smaller countries in the European axis to agree to establish an EU army.  Socialists cheered the news worldwide (note: this refers to international socialists, not national socialists, which would refer to Nazis; the EU socialists are the good socialists, not the bad ones).

Now EU nationalists are arguing that it’s time to invade the United Kingdom.

“There are proposals to this and on the table,” German führer Angela Merkel noted.  “I talked to the French president and by March we want a common position on this, a convergence of our position which is most important for further development of the EU monetary union.”  Merkel calls her proposal a “Master Plan.”

The UK has long remained a thorn in the side of Germany’s global ambitions.  In June 2016, a majority of Brits voted to leave the EU.  Since then, Conservative Prime Minister Theresa May has advocated appeasement and has declined to act, instead opting to allow EU territorial gains to remain intact.  May has stated that the UK will remain in the EU at least until 2021 — by which time the German nation’s socialist allies will likely have seized control over the UK government.

Germany’s new EU army should only improve Germany’s political position vis-a-vis the UK and the rest of the world.  It should also allow the EU to continue to implement legislation without any review or approval by elected assemblies.

Progressives have long advocated for EU expansion and militarization, including its push for stronger totalistic governments.  At the same time, however, many are increasingly wary of rising anti-Semitism plaguing the continent with synagogues closing as attacks on Jews increase.  Important socialist leaders like George Soros, however, remain firmly on board with German ambitions.

Overall, at least one point is clear:  socialists are making real progress in Europe.  With Germany in charge, the EU Army should help lead progressives to a final solution to the woes facing the UK and the rest of Europe.  Let’s hope the invasion begins imminently.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

One utopian socialist country against many. What could go wrong? Where is their Trump?? Peace through Strength. God knows nobody needs the godless Moslems Way. Those towelheads be KILLING 1000 years from now.

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So is this new EU army in addition to the Blue hat UN Peace Keeping force and if so will they be wearing Black Hats.
I wonder if we can get them to invade Syria. I miss the old westerns when you could tell the good guys from the bad guys by the color of hats they wore.
Times were so much simpler then.

drb6

I’d suggest the good guys to wear easily discernible brown shirts. For further elimination of possible errors, they should wear red armbands with a white circle and some black symbol inside the circle.

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These brown shirts need a war to fight though. What good is an army without a war? I suggest they start with Syria and then Russia.

drb6

Hertorically, it is usually misbehaving Poland and only then Russia.

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Report from downtown Daujeon

This is most exciting news. I hope that we can join forces with this new army and we can then overthrow the imperialist who control nuclear weapons!

Today, as witnessed by this reporter, Supreme Leader Kim held parade to show off mighty military force. In a display reminiscent of “Tank Man” in Tienanmen Square a lone protester tried to disrupt ceremony by blocking tank. Citizens have nicknamed him “SPLAT”.

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North Korea is so progressive. I wish we could have done this to the tea partiers. Then we wouldn’t have Trump.

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Reporting from downtown Daujeon

Yes uprisings here are dealt with swiftly. However due to deep love of Supreme Leader they are few.

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Yuso Dum
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MillionDollarBonus

OMG finally! Why did this take so long? We desperately need an army filled international soldiers with no loyalty to the countries they police. Even better would be to fill this army with immigrants from outside Europe altogether. But I don’t think we should call it an army, because we denied we were planning to build an EU army for a long time. We should call it the EU security and peacekeeping force, or EUSPK. It’s not an army, it’s a group of peacekeepers, like the white helmets, quelling humanitarian crises like the one in Britain, where Islamophobic, antisemitic, racist bigots want a hard brexit instead of a soft one where the UK essentially stays in the EU.

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