Morning folks. I’m off on a long LGBTQ+ protest today so I won’t be back until late. As we all know, this is a very depressing time of year for progressives, who have to watch happy Americans blurting out “Merry Christmas” without even realizing that this is deeply offensive to Muslims, Jews, atheists and Satanists. We have to watch as spoiled brat rich white children gleefully open expensive presents, while destitute people of color look on with envy and disappointment. And all the while that this injustice is going on, white Christian conservative Americans will be playing joyful Christmas songs that help them forget how privileged they are, and allow them to whistle past the graveyard of oppression and institutional racism in ignorant bliss. Please, for goodness’ sake, if we want to have a semblance of dignity and compassion, white people, then we must ban Christmas songs! And we should start by banning the following songs and albums!