Flush with the proceeds of your Bitcoin sales and wondering what to do next? Whilst Bitcoin may yet go to a six figure valuation in the next few years, we urge caution. If you are still long cryptocurrencies, our recommendation* is to forget about waiting for the ‘greater fool’. It might be you, after all.
Our accredited recommendation is to sell Bitcoin now and invest in something even more exciting, namely transgender clinics. In this article, we argue that transgender surgery is THE go-to sector for outsized returns in 2018 and beyond.
Overall sector outlook
Ten years ago, the then-miniscule transgendered community was generally pitied by the world at large. Gender dysphoria was a term not yet invented; if such a concept was even discussed, you would hear references to ‘mental illness’, ‘psychologically disturbed’, ‘freak show’ etc. People seemed comfortable with what now seems quaint ideas of masculinity & femininity; moreover, the so-called ‘settled science’ argued that if you had an X and Y chromosome you were a male whereas having both chromosomes as X rendered you a female. In 2017, we look back to those ignorant times and shake our heads in bewilderment at what then passed for mainstream thought.
Thanks to improved educational standards in our schools, colleges and universities, our youngest and most vulnerable people are more informed about transgender issues than ever before. Whereas kids would previously snigger at men wearing dresses, these days everyone looks up to and admires role models like Caitlyn Jenner, Lana and Lilly Wachowski (of ‘The Matrix’ fame), and Fallon Fox, the firsly openly transgender MMA figher in the history of the sport. All of this means that children as young as four are encouraged to complete their natural transition to their ‘true’ gender.
In short, we are experiencing a general increase in demand for transgender surgery.
What any analysts have failed to price into the transgender surgery market are some specific demand factors. This Guardian image tells part of the tale:
The UK Government is far from alone in mandating ethnic and gender diversity targets. All around the liberal West, employers of all types are being urged to reverse the results of historic oppression. Right now, white, educated males occupy a disproportionate number of the top-paying and most skilled jobs. This is to the general detriment of unskilled, uneducated people of color and womyn, who need to replace such males through a policy of positive discrimination.
Not only do we anticipate all employers being encouraged to set hard quotas for gender and ethnic diversity in their hiring process, we expect governments to introduce white male taxes so to penalise employers who resist social engineering.
What does all this mean for the ranks of the soon-to-be-unemployed white males? The only economically rational thing for such people to do is to become transgendered womyn. Since diversity is the most valuable thing any organisation can have, transgendered womyn can expect to be highly remunerated. To summarise the above, there will be shortly a massive increase in demand for transgender surgery. Our best forecast is that around 150 million white male Americans will elect for reassignment surgery between now and 2030.
Whilst the number of clinics offering transgender surgery has increased in recent years, there is nowhere near the required supply to be able to cope with the likely strong demand for gender reassignment surgery. This is reflected in the astronomic cost of the surgery itself. According to one health care provider:
“The Philadelphia Center for Transgender Surgery, for instance, lists menus of procedures for both male-to-female transitions and female-to-male that total well over $100,000.
Although access to gender reassignment is a basic human right from birth to death, the painful reality is that costs are sky-high and the waiting lists are far too long. Since it takes many years to train a surgeon, it will be a very long time before the supply of clinics rises to meet the expected demand. It follows that the valuation of existing gender reassignment surgeries will go through the roof.
For these reasons, gender reassignment clinics offer even greater investment returns than the sale of body parts from aborted babies, which Planned Parenthood has been doing for the past 15 years at least.
Our recommendation is therefore go long on transgender surgery, go short on white males.
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