Quantum Progressivism – How Progressive Narratives can be Contradictory and True at the Same Time

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Quantum physics has been widely quoted by new age spiritual gurus to justify their weird and wonderful theories about the world, involving “energy”, “chakras”, “spirits”, and how feelings can be reality, even if people have different feelings that lead to contradictory beliefs about the world. New age leftists taught us that truth is relative, everybody can have their own truth and that truth doesn’t exist, all at the same time. And this only makes sense if you understand quantum physics.

Since its inception, western science has taught us the one dimensional view of reality, which postulates that if observations or logic contradict a theory, then the theory is wrong. They would call this nonsense “reductio ad absurdum”, or “proof by contradiction”, which states that if assuming a theory leads to a contradiction, then it is false and needs to be re-examined. But in the last few decades, new age science enthusiasts have interpreted quantum physics to mean that contradictions don’t imply that your theory about the world is false – the contradictions can actually be true, and be labelled the “XYZ paradox”. Quantum physics has unleashed a whole new universe of possibility by teaching us that our theories about the world don’t need to be consistent with observation and reason – they can in fact have no null hypothesis and always be true, regardless of reason and evidence.

Take for example, spiritual healing methods, that require you to believe the theory in order for it to work. If it doesn’t work, then you simply didn’t have enough faith in the theory, and you need to work harder to believe it, despite the evidence you just witnessed that it doesn’t work. The more it doesn’t work, the more you need to believe it. This is very similar to Keynesian economics and stimulus packages, which always work when they are big enough. If a stimulus package doesn’t work, it’s because it wasn’t big enough, so the more it doesn’t work, the more of it we need to do.

Then consider the Trump Russia collusion investigation, for which there was no evidence to start with but that many prominent anonymous sources insisted was true despite this. The more they looked, the more they found that there was no evidence, which only prompted them to look harder. So the more they dug into it and found nothing, the more they felt the need to investigate it and say that it was the top story in the world.

Socialism is another great example of quantum progressivism. In every recorded example of socialism and communism, all which were supported vocally by prominent progressives in the early days, collapsed horribly, but socialism is still an infallible system, and 100% of the many, many real examples of it were not real socialism. If socialism fails, it just proves how bad capitalism is. So socialism too has no null hypothesis, and can never be shown to be a disaster by any amount of reason or evidence.

Now consider intersectionality, which attempts to collectivize seemingly unrelated victim groups from feminists, the LGBTQ+ community and progressives to vegans, people of color and Muslims, and unify them against white males. Although these groups seem to disagree about a lot of things, such as the Muslims, who want to kill gays, and gays, and African Americans who sing about bitches and hoes, and feminists, they are nonetheless interchangeable and part of a unified coalition of victims with common interests.

Quantum theory is wonderful, because it allows us to have our theories despite tons of arguments proving them to be false or immoral. Because, like Schrodinger’s cat, things can be true and false at the same time, and can contradict logic and observed reality. So the next time some smarmy conservative tries to poke a hole in your theory about the world, laugh at them and ask them if they’ve ever heard of quantum physics? Because they probably haven’t, and will be blown away by your intellect and that fact that you are smart enough to know about such things. If they can’t understand how contractions can be true, then just laugh at them and tell them to learn science, before walking away with a smug expression on your face. Because you know deep down that everything is relative, and we all have our own truths, except conservatives and white males, who are objectively, categorically wrong. And that there is no such thing as good and evil, except Trump, Nazis  and right-wingers, who are objectively, categorically evil.

Pbier

Observation and reason might lead some feeble-minded folk to believe there is some connection between the dozens of lone wolf attacks over the past 12 months, by people later identified as Muslims, and the Religion of Peace itself. They might then wonder why the hell anyone calls it the religion of peace when it (according to observation) seems to have been fucking up the world since the 7th century. They would then observe yet another incident a couple of hours ago in Melbourne when a”..bearded driver of [a] SUV, who witnesses said was of Middle Eastern appearance” crashed into a crowd at 60mph, and conclude that Islam was somehow to blame.

They would of course be entirely wrong and are guilty of bigoted and hateful thinking. They should observe such an incident and conclude just like Victorian Police commander Russell Barrett who said “The motivations are unknown.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/21/melbourne-crash-driver-arrested-car-ploughs-crowd-injuring-19/

TedCruz
TedCruz

Smarmy Senate Pinkos don’t give a damn about Metaphysics. Goose-steppers want to spend us into oblivion by any “cause” they can exploit; & they best not pull this Quantum goulash on me.

Abu
Abu

Great article MDB. Whatever our conscious mind think of will always continue even when we sleep our subconscious mind will take over. “Be careful what you wish for “.

MPOAK
MPOAK

Abu Abu Abu

Before you can become a President worth of following you must learn to criticize.

Ass kissing and/or licking will only get you into middle management, say city counselor.

Mohammad for instance once stated, “If you like what you parents gave you, then you should go suck your fathers Ding A Ling”. He was a true progressive.

#tricknology

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

You’ve got leakage in your Quantum warpage. Let’s hope your wife mops up after you at home.

#fake-news

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

This is a well written article however long ago a Mr. George Orwell summed it up nicely as “2+2=5”

The Ministry of truth thanks you for your contribution to the cause. We successfully removed some unperson statues in Memphis yesterday. It is essential for the Democratic party to be able to rule the superstate that all historic reference to Slavery, Jim Crow laws, Segregation, Japanese interment and civil rights suppression be rectified.

MPOAK
MPOAK

In Ebonics that translates to

2+2 = many

#racist

LeSean Washington, Esq.
LeSean Washington, Esq.

2 + 2 = 2 child tax credits and EITC
(2 -1) + 2 = 2 child tax credits, EITC, and court-ordered child support = Even Better

Call my Baltimore office for details.

MPOAK
MPOAK

Your ebonocs is messed up

In Ebonics

2+2 = many
1+3 = many
2+3 = many
3+3 = many

many + many = many

many + many + many= many

many + many + many + many = many many

many + many many = many many

many many + many many = many many

many many + many many + many many = many many

many many + many many + many many + many many = many many many

Hope this help getting in touch with your roots.

#racist

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I’m near your Balto. office. Do you serve caucasians?

MPOAK
MPOAK

Never EVER ask that question of a Black.

You will likely find yourself on the barbie to satisfy their craving for the sweet flesh of the White man.

#racist

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

MIND. BLOWN.

MPOAK
MPOAK

When reading AT it is inadvisable to read more then one paragraph

Better yet don’t even read the title and just go straight to the comments section in order to bash people.

Just a Christian doing his best to keep people from going insane, Communist, Muslim, or for that matter Trans.

drb6

As a Christian, you are personally responsible for crusades, witch-burning, and Inquisition.

MPOAK
MPOAK

Too bad when the Crusaders conquered the Holy Land, that they did not copy Islamic practices and put every Muslim in occupied territories to the sword.

The Mongols did much better, until the stupid fucks converted to Islam.

#islamophobic

drb6

The Crusaders also attacked Russia in the Northern crusade, which is the only positive thing they ever did. Unfortunately, Russians destroyed them in the Battle on Lake Peipus.

Also, I see that you do not deny that you are responsible for witch-burning. How many womyn you are planning to burn because they do not follow the rules created by Jews 900 BC to 100 AD?

MPOAK
MPOAK

As many as want to get permanent strap ons

drb6

Russian hackers appear to have broken the flagging system. Many comments here practically beg to be flagged as racist, post-truth, Islamophobic, and so on.

MPOAK
MPOAK

I still recommend that AT install the AT prick flag.

The flag should be a rose thorn pricking a thumb.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Don’t flag me I didn’t write what I typed above. Paki got to me computer. I sent complaint to DWS.

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Reporting from Location Near DMZ

Yes we struggle with this in North Korea as well. There are times Supreme Ruler Kim tells us something that we have to try real had to believe. But is easy because he never lies to his people.

Local Health sources report due to normal cold and flu season all citizens may want to have hepa masks available, just in case. Sadly another North Korea Tourist was attacked near SK border. Department of tourism encourages caution when traveling south and reminds to pack sunscreen.

MPOAK
MPOAK

The joys of Communism, North Korean style

Enhancing biological diversity for a better future

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/17/north-korean-defector-parasitic-worm-parasites-south-korea

North Korean defector had 27cm parasitic worm in his stomach

Dozens of flesh-coloured parasites, one of which was 27cm (11 inches) long, were found in the man’s digestive tract during life-saving operations, according to the lead surgeon, Lee Cook-jong.

“In my over-20-year-long career as a surgeon, I have only seen something like this in a textbook,” Lee said.

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Listen here round eye MPOAK, That is all propaganda. He was an innocent tourist attacked by SK troops, All NK Citizens lead very healthy lives and are free to come and go as we please.
Only parasites are you aggressors who are jealous of our Great Leader.

Next you will be posting lies about anthrax on missiles. You So funny.

MPOAK
MPOAK

Your attack is unwarranted

I was praising the North Korean practices of enhancing biological diversity.

Why the polio virus would have been eradicated excepting the enlightened practices of The Three Great Leaders

Black Lives Matter

Progressivism is science.

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