Seeking Answers To Life’s Most Pressing Questions – A Seasonal Quiz

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Many months ago, we became aware of a progressive site we are still not 100% sure is NOT satire. The articles seemed to be written in the correct progressive spirit, and yet often seemed so extreme that we couldn’t be sure they weren’t taking the piss out of genuine progressives like us.

We refer, of course, to Everyday Feminism which often makes The Guardian seem like a stream of Friedrich von Hayek’s right-wing consciousness in comparison.  Often-times, the articles in Everyday Feminism begin with an outrageous headline or question to entice the reader to read on. Left-wing click bait, basically. Lacking a comments section, however, it’s hard to know how the average EF readers feels about the topic discussed.  We thought it would be a good idea to elicit the views of our AT readership about life’s most pressing questions, as put by EF.

There are no right or wrong answers to this series of polls. Please vote as you see fit and feel free to add comments:

  1. “The unexpected penis in your female date” – EF poses the highly topical question: “Is it cissexist, or anti-trans, to say that you wouldn’t date a woman who has a penis?” Answer away below!
Surprise!

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2. EF has helpfully put together a list of ’10 things every intersectional feminist should ask on her first date’.  In times past, would-be couples used to ask each other unimaginative questions such as ‘what do you do for a living?’, ‘do you have brothers and sisters?’ or even what are your interests/ hobbies/ pastimes’, all questions guaranteed to raise a yawn. EF’s list of questions is much more interesting and Current Year.

Having asked the everyday question ‘What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?’, this womyn is distinctly unimpressed with the white man’s lame response: ‘would you like a shag?

3. The Religion of Peace. In a savage world where fascist Trump is President of the US, and white supremacy rules, EF offers seven pratical ways in which it is possible to ‘Self-Care And Self-Love As A Muslim Woman In White Supremacist America’ Here, we elicit your views as to the role of Islam in today’s society

“He’s got the whole world in his hands.”

 

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

1 – No disrespect, but I typically do not date womyn. However, I am very open to dating a womyn with a penis.

2 – I think a good date question is “If Trump offered you 10 million dollars, no strings attached, would you accept it?”

3 – Islam belongs in the heart of every person and species. All whom do not pray to Allah shall perish as Infidels.

MPOAK
MPOAK

I think 3 should be more like

A dagger belongs in the heart of every Muslim of whatever species. All whom do not pray to Allah will not get an endless penis in the afterlife, which they can never find the end of, but which they will occasionally step on and trip over.

The trials and tribulations inherent in an endless penis can never be fully enumerated. For instance being chewed on by mice, being used as cat toy, or even being mistaken for a wiener by a hungry Black Dog.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

You need to lighten up.

Read a feel-good story from CNN to get yourself in line:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/20/opinions/what-its-like-to-be-me-disability-rebecca-cokley-opinion/index.html

PS. CNN permits comments on Opinion articles, so be sure to tell the author how grateful you are to be able-bodied.

MPOAK
MPOAK

In other news

Bacon – Repelling Islam throughout the ages, by any and all means

In this case – a club sandwich.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/syrian-refugee-renounces-islam-after-tasting-bacon-for-first-time/

Syrian Refugee Renounces Islam After Tasting Bacon for First Time

The 38-year-old man that was recently hired in a Toronto butcher shop claims he accidentally tasted bacon for the first time in his life and has never looked back since.

“It tastes like heaven!” simply puts Rakim Shaheed, newly employed at a downtown Toronto butcher shop.

“I took one bite of a club sandwich my boss prepared for me and I almost fell off my chair,” he told local reporters.

“It was like a burst of flavor hit my taste buds and shook me like an earthquake” he recalls, visibly still emotional.

“I can’t believe no one ever told me it was so good,”
– Rakim Shaheed

Rakim Shaheed’s first taste of bacon was enough to question his Muslim beliefs until he decided to renounce his faith completely

The new Canadian citizen still can’t believe how a few bites of a sandwich radically changed his life.

“If there is a god, for sure he would let me eat bacon. Why would he punish all Muslims for eating bacon? It tastes so good!” he asks, visibly angered by the whole affair.

“I feel cheated, I don’t understand why I have been lied to about this for so long,” he told a local radio host.

“I eat it every day and feel much happier now that I have bacon in my life,” he added during the radio broadcast, although he also admits to being shunned by many members of his community.

“They can’t understand, they won’t taste it and so, they will never know what they are missing” he acknowledges, visibly disheartened.

drb6

Thanks, this is a good source of news. This one – http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-born-with-two-vaginas-sues-govt-over-right-to-have-two-husbands/ – can be republished on AT as-is.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I sent in my answers and immediately began receiving emails from DNC, DWS, Pocahontas and Maxine Waters’ wig which infected my hard drive. I think my computer contracted a venerable disease. I demand REPARATIONS!!

Black Lives Matter

Sorry, but there are right or wrong answers. ISLAM is the RELIGION OF PEACE!!!

MillionDollarBonus

Thanks Pbier – I had a lot of fun filling out that quiz. The answers seemed pretty obvious given the way the questions were phrased. EF better not be mocking us, but I think they’re serious and of course agree with everything they say. This stuff may seem far out to the uninitiated, but for progressives it’s normal. Feminists and Muslims unite against white male supremacy!

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