The United Kingdom of Real Estate

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As a worldly progressive, I have traveled to many places, most recently to Venezuela, to experience the wonders of the socialist parasite so highly acclaimed by prominent public figures from Bernie Sanders to Michael Moore. But I’ve also traveled to the UK before, where I did some research on the origins of the boomer hippy movement, to which we can credit much of modern political progress.

One thing you may find shocking about the UK as a newcomer, is that even in the smallest, most isolated village, there will be at least four real estate agencies on every block. Each of these real estate agencies employs a group of sharply dressed high-flyers who are experts in connecting people who want to buy a house to people who want to sell a house. This is a very complex process that requires a lot of skill in presenting the various parts of properties, including the bedrooms, bathrooms, garden, lounge, kitchen and dining room. Each of these areas practically requires a separate college degree to understand, and this doesn’t even include the people skills you need, and the ability to print off forms for buyers, sellers and bank managers to sign. Once you’ve completed the long laborious process of completing a sale, you are then responsible for answering the queries of prospective buyers, land lords and renters, who have a myriad of burning questions and demands.

All in all, this is a vital industry, and should make up at least 30-40% of the economy. After the massive decades long housing boom, spurred on by easy monetary policy and mass immigration that has made boomers rich and priced young people out of the housing market, real estate has become one of the largest sources of wealth for the British people. Bright young Muslim and African-Brits are filling up real estate agencies across the country, and are making hefty commissions from their superior people skills, while pathetic white working class males still work in low-paying antiquated professions as plumbers, mechanics, electricians and farmers, where they still get their hands dirty and roll around in oil and mud just like their caveman ancestors.

Real estate is the gift that just keeps on giving, and is a productive industry that can sustain Britain’s new foreign population for millennia into the future, as the country follows its progressive trajectory to making whites a despised minority, with a low T smile on its face, and a bit of “banter” to wit. So let’s pray to Allah that the Bank of England keeps interest rates low, low, low and that credit cards and loans continue to be easily available, allowing real estate prices to increase in perpetuity, and eventually make every home-owning boomer retiree a billionaire, and every foreigner a millionaire real estate agent.

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Don’t worry MDB some day Britain will get a real leader like South Africa did and will seize that property from the “Owners”.
Then those highly trained “realtors” can assist with the redistribution process.
It will all work out in the end.

Black Lives Matter

Realtors are the backbone of society. Just like Beanie Baby collectors.

drb6

My observations have shown that most (>80%) of real estate professionals are womyn, at least in the USA. They most certainly deserve to pocket 6% of sales price for filling out a few forms, telling customers that they should have termite and septic system inspections, and that negotiating price down will not work! Furthermore, since white males are a minority in this profession, it is a truly diverse occupation. If it would be limited only to womyn by legislation, then it would be 100% diverse.

Standard Redneck
Standard Redneck

When I sell a home, I give them 8% and request a blowjob.

#rape

drb6

SR – this is RAPE!!! Any offer of sex to womyn is rape, and in case you get rich and/or famous many years from now, it will be remembered, and you will be shamed on TV followed by court-prescribed cashectomy! The fact that womyn agreed to sex and collected extra 2% from you is irrelevant, just like it is irrelevant that most of actresses accusing Hollywood producers these days probably got their roles after being raped by the said executives!

MPOAK
MPOAK

A couple weeks ago I pointed out that AT editors can get BLOOD MONEY to tide them over small financial difficulties, like failing to pay they hosting company. Sadly it was deleted in gross disrespect of my right to spread my own unique brand of BS (sometimes mixed with truth)

Today we look at the long term benefits of donating blood. It seems that many old wacked out (but rich) kooks (like Soros) buy blood from blood banks, in an attempt to rejuvenate their bodies by drinking the blood of the young. A diet worth of old rich bloodsuckers.

So by going to a blood bank to donate blood, you get a bit of spending money, a bonus temporary high caused by lack of blood, and the possibility that Soros can continue funding this site a bit longer before he kicks the bucked and end up in that HOT HOT place.

Again: If you have AIDS, herpes, genital warts, ghonerhea, syphilis, clamidia and other assorted STD’s, the mandatory blood test will catch it and you will be shown the door.

Besides, infecting your donor Soros with a nasty STD can only be considered biting the hand that feeds you. Although leftards do seem to do a lot of that, so it may actually be in character.

However as a Christian I urge people not to spread STDs.

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/elite-ingesting-blood-conspiracy/

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

‘The wonders of the socialist parasite?!, is the AT’s ex-Guardian copy editor on winter vacation?.

Incidentally MDB, have you considered inviting the ZeroHedge commentator Ghordius on as an AT contributor?.

Pbier

Although it is true that Real Estate transactions account for around 50% of the UK’s GDP, the British people themselves never discuss ‘house prices’ at every possible moment, and certainly not when socializing with friends around the dinner table. They much prefer talking about the arts, philosophy, and whether absolute truth is a possibility or absurdity and why different people perceive ‘beauty’ in their own unique fashion. The fact that they have made 50% increase in value in their home value since taking out a 120% mortgage ‘only 12 months ago’ is never discussed.

MPOAK
MPOAK

and of course that latest “lone wolf incident” is always up for discussion

#speciesist

Sierra
Sierra

There is a white guy who has really made it in NYC, but he is gay.

http://homolobby.blogg.no/1512300764_pornohomo_velsignet_med_prverrsbarn.html

Black Lives Matter

Brits love their “propery ladder.” High housing prices make everyone rich, especially when you have to work 100 years to buy a bombed out former crackhouse with rats in the building and panhandlers in the front.

Thank you, Bank of England!

MPOAK
MPOAK

and Muslim squatters

can’t forget them.

#islamophobic

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Hey, MDB, just dropped in to wish all of you and all the anti-racist and LGTBQWERTY supporting folk a very, very happy Kwannza!

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