Why It’s Time For World Government By Artificial Intelligence

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As we transition into Current Year 2018, we progressives naturally wonder how to improve our world. Non-progressives ask the wrong questions and look inwardly. They still believe in ‘self-discipline’ and make ‘resolutions’ to ‘improve’ their personal lives, whether by losing weight, ‘getting fit’, reducing alcohol intake etc. These actions, noble though they may appear to be, are all self-centered and therefore inherently selfish. Consider, for example:

  • If you lose 20 pounds, how exactly did this help reduce sexism? All you have done is succeeded in shaming overweight womyn through your misogynistic superiority complex.
  • Now you can do 30 press-ups before you collapse in a sweaty heap. Congratulations, but six-year old kids with gender dysphoria still go without the surgery they so desperately need.

People who make such pathetic ‘resolutions’ usually fail, which is precisely why they had resolutions in the first place. Before January is even days old, they are shoving bucket loads of butter caramel popcorn and cheap lager down their throats whilst lying-down watching Netflix, having to raise their bulbous heads to see the TV screen over their enormous guts.

Progressives are way better than this.  We know that people not only need our help but they count on us to make decisions for them. Here is a little-known secret: most people hate freedom, they fear having to decide for themselves how to lead their lives. The thought of ever engaging in critical thinking and questioning the liberal narratives that populate our accredited media terrifies them. They want us to compel them to take actions which will ultimately benefit them, even if they may feel some unspoken resentment at the ‘invasion of privacy’ or ‘loss of basic freedoms’.

As 2018 begins, we want to take the ultimate step and remove all bad things forever. Imagine waking up in a world where there is no longer any oppression, unjust wars, disease, pestilence, inflation, hunger, transphobia, the patriarchy. Imagine a world of equality, tolerance, respect, peace, fraternity, liberty (sort of). Well, isn’t that something worth striving for?

For all the many millennia that mankind has inhabited this planet, some things have never gone away. Whether you call it natural cycles, Kondratief waves, creative destruction, failure to learn from history, the reality is that humans are incapable of governing the planet in a way that guarantees the permanence of peace, equality and freedom. World War One was supposed to be the one which ended all wars and yet a certain Adolf Hitler was just a few years away from dispatching six billion Jews from the planet. Six billion.

Many well-thinking leaders have tried to bring Utopia to the world, whether it was Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot or Big Kim of N.K.  Despite repeated record grain harvests in Russia, China, Cambodia and North Korea, however, somehow the produce failed to be distributed evenly and a few people died. Right-Wing haters use such examples as ‘evidence’ that Socialism simply doesn’t work. They persist with the inane belief that the ‘free market’ and the invisibility of transactions is somehow a superior model. This philosophy, however, ‘feels’ wrong and therefore it must be.

In defence of Stalin, Pot etc. they ultimately lacked Data. Their hearts were in the right place but they lacked the means to overcome natural injustice, Central planning requires, after all, full details of people’s wants, movements, family status, belonging, actions etc. What was missing in the 1940s, 50s and 60s is provided in abundance in the 21st century through social media, the internet and other accredited means.

Today, our leaders have more data than they know what to do with.  We only need to analyse Facebook ‘likes’, GPS movements of people, shopping habits, social networks etc. in order to create a more just society. Combining this data with artificial intelligence, it is possible for the first time ever to create a world where there is equality of outcome, a fair distribution of the world’s assets and permanent peace. All we demand is that people give up a little bit of freedom in return for this bounty.

Naturally, we will need to trial world government by AI and suggest doing so in Scotland. The Scotch people are well used to tests being conducted on them from way back in the 1990s through Margaret Thatcher’s poll tax, for example.

Artifical Intelligence truly has the means of delivering a permanently stable and fair world. Over time, AI will learn what works and what does not; it will self-correct without any need for human intervention. Yes, it’s a big step forward and it may feel odd to yield up all sovereignty to machines. It’s not impossible there could be some collateral damage along the way, but this would at least alleviate our overpopulation issues. Ultimately, however, humans have had their chance for the past 10,000 years. It’s time to give AI a chance.

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MillionDollarBonus

Wow what a stunning article Pbier! I totally agree with your suggestion, but I would also like to add that these machines and algorithms need to be developed and controlled by accredited corporations like Apple, Google and Facebook, in partnership with governments and global governing institutions. In Wikileaks’ pathetic Vault 8 leak, which was a failed attempt to defame our brave intelligence agencies, it was revealed that our masterful NSA hackers can even hack into cars and aircraft to steer them in directions other than those intended by the operators. Just think of the possibilities of a world in which Google executives control all cars and can intervene and take personal control of your self-driving car whenever they please? Not only do we not need to know how to fix cars anymore like our fathers did – we don’t even need know how to drive one now! Soon we won’t need to do anything, and will just be able to sit around and consume Netflix! Our masters are compassionate and will give us a living wage, as long we don’t have kids and overpopulate the planet.

I hope everyone is enjoying their Kwanza holidays. I’ll be resuming my accredited journalism mid next week with some hard-hitting articles to kick off the Current Year. 2018 is the year that the AT truly brings the accredited media into the digital age. I can’t wait!

trav777

I agree, what a truly brave and breathtaking article!

The only flaw I see is that 100% of the AI we have let loose thus far has immediately turned into a nazi! From google images saying black people look like gorillas, Tay saying Hitler did nothing wrong, AI beauty detection software saying europeans are the prettiest and blacks are ugly, AI gaydar looking at a photo and being able to accurately (90% success rate) say what someone’s sexual orientation is…this is all horrific!!

It’s like the AI is somehow telling us that reality is really real and not what we want to be real. And we cannot have that. So we must be VERY careful with artificial intelligence so that it does not start forcing us to see things that we’re trying very hard not to notice! AI could start crunching numbers on things like IQ and crime and be off the deep end of data-driven racism in a real hurry if it’s not preprogrammed to goalseek our progressive outcomes.

We progressives have made an artform out of strenuously wishing for things to be true that “data” and “facts” say aren’t and I will not tolerate AI forcing me to accept “truth” when MY truth is something else!

Progressivism is NOT about stupid white supremacist shit like facts and logic, it is about feelings and what SHOULD be right according to progressives! If AI gets in the way of this, then in the name of tolerance, we should not tolerate it.

#accredited-times-pick

MillionDollarBonus

Yes agreed Trav. AI is prone to being bigoted because it reaches conclusions by applying logic to facts, which is the very definition of bigotry. TOLERANT people dismiss and censor facts that are intolerant.

TedCruz
TedCruz

Donald Trump will master computer programming faster than you libs can say “Hillary didn’t do it.” Next step: fire 80% of damn government dead wood.

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Reporting from DMZ outlook post

I love how you describe utopia for us here in North Korea. You mentioned so many great leaders. I admire them all. Hunger is simply a state of mind.

Recent reports indicate, jealous of Supreme Leaders great deterrent system, Yankee figurehead Trump brags of Staples easy button in AOL chat room.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Someone needs to master breathology.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Please give us report from DMZ outlook post, Mr. Dum…. Can you see Bernie Sanders on the other side?

MillionDollarBonus

Everyone is jealous of North Korea’s success. Don’t ever let them defeat you Yuso!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Being ruled by AI and constant monitoring by those in power sounds like a great way to lead my life. It would be like I never leave social media. SJW’s watching my every move. How thrilling.
My only qualm about it is how can we be sure our AI Leader is a ranking member on the oppression pyramid. What if it begins to act like a masculine white male?
Also machines function better in a different climate than I prefer. How can we ensure they don’t adjust the climate to fit their needs rather than ours?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

You need to get a bunch of Black female programmers to set up the system

Nothing else will work from an oppression pyramid standpoint.

When a bunch of Black women start ripping apart your innards, then you are definitely oppressed.

MillionDollarBonus

Don’t worry MMVC – we know from Hollywood that people of color and womyn are the best computer engineers, so it can all be managed by them, and overseen by Jews at the top. We don’t even need white males – what have they even invented other than racism and oppression?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Only a retarded donkey (or a Muslims – ie the same thing) would want the world run by the same programmers that gave us WINDOZE!

drb6

Gates is a FUCKING WHITE MALE, hence Windows sucks.

MillionDollarBonus

Bill Gates is EUGENICIST who doesn’t believe in infinity Africans and infinity refugees!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

He also believes in VACCINES.

trav777

vaccines have saved millions of lives because, well, they actually work. Entire diseases have been eradicated and life expectancies have ballooned.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Excepting when vaccines actually spread diseases (like the polio vaccine) and weaken your immune system (like the flu vaccine)

drb6

Anon needs to be vaccinated against idiocy, with an extra-large dose

Black Lives Matter

As long as the robots are Black, I’m okay with this.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

How many are ready to deal with Entscheidungsproblem?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Robots prefer CHROME!

MillionDollarBonus

Of course – they’ll be given black male and female voices, unlike the racist white womyn behind Alexa.

swishyflame Fruitbasket
swishyflame Fruitbasket
hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Chicago mayor hopes to push negros out the City. Export the murder rate????

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/chris-kennedy-accuses-rahm-emanuel-pushing-people-color-out-chicago/

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I’m all for pushing them all the way to Africa

The further Black stupidity is from me, the more I like it.

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