Tony Blair – The Most Accredited Of All Living Statespeople?

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Anthony (“Tony”) Charles Lynton Blair did not enjoy the most promising of starts to his political career. Granted, he was elected UK Prime Minister in May 1997 on a landslide vote, and went on to win the two subsequent elections he fought against the evil Conservatives; however, his unashamed embracing of capitalism through the modernised ‘New Labour’ movement came as a slap-in-the-face to ‘Old’ Labour’s traditional left-wing support.

Today, many of Blair’s original critics have found their hero through current leader, Jeremy Corbyn, a man who admittedly shows great promise. It is a pity, however, that Blair’s legacy seems tainted in such people’s minds; only when we look at the bigger picture through the lense of history do we appreciate that Britain has rarely had such leadership as that which Blair provided.

If Tony Blair began his career viewed as a mere politician, he is destined to end it as perhaps the most accredited of all living statespeople (formerly ‘statesman’).  What exactly is the difference, you ask?

Well, whereas run-of-the-mill politicians are generally seen as hypocritical, unethical, scheming parasites (unless they are Democrats), a statesperson is principled, has scruples and is intensely motivated by the desire to act for the ‘greater good’. When invited to support a new piece of legislation, a mere politician typically asks ‘what is in it for me?‘, whereas a statesperson often neglects his/ her own interests for a nobler cause.

We first learnt that Tony Blair might finally be the man to rise above trivial party politics when, together with Bush (once extremely evil, but now gradually being revised to progressive status), he saved the world from Saddam Hussein. Acting on cast-iron intelligence that Iraq could employ its vast arsenal of chemical weapons within 45-minutes of Saddam’s order, Blair summoned all his reserves of courage and the UK parliament to rid the world of this grave threat.  Lesser men warned that there was no substance to this ‘intelligence’, but these were cowards who simply lacked the will to remove the tyrant responsible for 9/11. Against countless critics like the late Robin Cook, Blair fought hard to ensure Saddam would pay the ultimate price for destroying world peace. He must also take credit for the largely peaceful places that certain parts of Iraq have become today.

Whatever the right-wing gutter press might claim, Blair always acted within international law; this point was especially important to him which is why he spent many days in heated discussions with the then UK Attorney General, Peter Goldsmith, to ensure that the latter signed off on an  opinion justifying Blair’s decision to take the UK to war with Iraq.  Goldsmith admitted to having had ‘grave doubts’ about the legality of the war and reportedly performed a ‘U-Turn’ before signing his opinion.  It is only with hindsight that we can see the success Blair made of Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East, but this was not a given at the time. Blair’s actions comprise an example of accredited statesmanship that even Winston Churchill would have been proud of.

Perhaps an even greater accomplishment than bringing peace to the Middle East was making Britain the multicultural oasis it is today. As he toured Britain in the first years of government, Blair never ceased to be struck by the desperate ethnic poverty of vast swarths of Britain.  Blair saw, he wept, and decided to act.

Stumbling upon the writings of a man called Mr. Coudenhove-Kalergi, Blair got to work by welcoming as many immigrants as were prepared to make Britain their home.  The rest, as they say, is history.  His critics have labelled the arrival of many millions of refugees as ‘uncontrolled immigration’.  They are completely wrong, however.  The immigration was 100% controlled.

In his spare time, Tony Blair brought peace to Ireland through the Good Friday agreement.  Although a certain number of concessions were made to the IRA, such as releasing all their prisoners who had neutralised a few people during ‘the troubles’, this was no time for bearing grudges.

Although Blair resigned from the Labour Party leadership over ten years ago, he remains fully committed to improving the world.  Using his many years of experience, Blair works tirelessly to bring peace, including improving understanding between religions; he is an active speaker also, earning his crust by sharing his wisdom with those who are very much in need of it.

One part of the population Blair has identified as requiring his wisdom are the so-called ‘Brexiteers’, the foolish majority of British people who voted to leave the European Union.  Only now, according to Blair, are these delusional people in a position to see the complete error of their ways.  Alas, they have cast their vote and must live with the dire consequences forever!

Blair is like the all-merciful Allah, however, and will do everything in his power to ensure the British people get another chance. He has made it his current work to ensure that the British voters rectify their clear mistake.  After all, Ireland once voted the wrong way on the Lisbon Treaty, but got the chance to vote the accredited way and did so. They didn’t need a third vote and nor will Britain if Blair gets his way.

For all these and many other reasons, Tony Blair is perhaps the most accredited statesperson alive.  He is one of a rare breed and we will miss him when he leaves us.

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hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Does he wear a pussyhat?

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Does he have a laser beam EYE??????

Because you are nothing without at least one laser beam EYE!

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In other news

Somali Muslim brings life to a hospital

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Somali Muslim tries to RAPE woman as she is in labor (giving life) in a hospital

Impalement is the answer!

Alì Abdella, 38, has been accused of sexual violence and theft by attempting to rape an unidentified woman, 43, while she was in labor at the Sant’Eugenio Hospital in Rome, reported Italian outlet Il Libero Quotidianno. Abdella allegedly stole and donned a green hospital uniform, entered the woman’s hospital room, and began groping her thigh and masturbating in front of her, reported La Stampa.

The woman began screaming, alerting hospital staff who called the police, accoring to pupia.tv. Abdella, who has been living in Italy for the past five years and has a history of crime, was arrested Dec. 31 by the Epozione police department.

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I have made a New Years resolution

I want to make the very last post on this abomination of a site before it goes belly up!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Is this the same guy who was on the Black Mirror and did the pig?

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I checked this, It was a different British politician, David Cameron.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Sorry, white British guys all look and sound alike to me.

I attribute that to all the Bond movies that kept changing actors.

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

Cameron gave some vile guarantees in order to get the racist vote, giving a pledge to reduce immigration to tens of thousands per year; thankfully after gaining power he broke Mr Blairs record with 1/3 of a million in a single year (plus a similar number of undocumented new Brits) !.

This wise dissembling has paid of handsomely, setting the real estate market ablaze and giving the lazy white working class much needed jobs competition from hardworking POC, Roma etc, whilst destroying their filthy tradition employerment – carbon polluting industries such as coal mining, steel etc.

And let us not forget his role in freeing Libya from its vicious insane leader, the Libyan people owe Mr Cameron a debt of gratitude for their current state, just as much as those in Iraq must love Mr Blair for their freedom.

Anyway, are there many globalist progressives who dont enjoy the occasional satanic ritual, spirit cookout or whatever? ( I am pretty sure everyone who studied PPE at Oxbridge fucked the occasional dead pig socially, so get over it)

Once the truth is made clear – that Britain will have to pay Brussels a trillion dollars to leave, that Brussels law courts will still be supreme and that all immigration restrictions will have to be revoked whilst trade will be impossible post Brexit, the second deciding referendum result will be in the bag. No worries. No sane person would want to harm the real estate market.

I think Mr Cameron’s legacy speaks for itself, he could so easily have led new Labour in different circumstances, as it was he kept the same Blairite civil servants and essentially led a continuity globalist friendly progressive government, whilst rubbing the swivel eyed populist bigot’s faces in it.

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Can’t forget to thank him for the uptick in the rebar and concrete industry from making all those concrete street barriers.

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

With so many pedestrians being killed recently by dangerous trucks these barriers make sense, or dont you care?.

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Impalement of unwanted foreigners makes much more sense.

Having Muslims pass by rows of 10’s of thousands of their impaled unwanted jihadists (and fellow travelers) after getting out of a plane (or train or ship) would make England a much more peaceful place.

As would having all entrants be required to piss on a Koran, then slather it in bacon and lighting it up. All followed by washing the hands with the white mans soap, wiping them dry with the white mans tissues and then followed by a tasty BLT provided free of charge, as a welcoming gift, by the people of England.

People who refuse this entry tradition can be impaled for their refusal to accept English hospitality, and the resulting English refusal to accept their living presence.

MillionDollarBonus

If Britain wants to stop these truck attacks they need to halt Asian immigration from China and Japan.

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

MDB, I have seen a reference in the right wing press to ‘Asian rape gangs’ in the UK, though MP Naz Shah has said the victims should shut their mouths for the sake of diversity…. Thinking about it – the drivers in some of the traffic accidents were described as asian too – though I am not sure if they were Chinese or Japanese; Unless one is a racist, does it matter?. Perhaps those injured should have claimed to have tripped and fell, and not mention the truck, for the sake of diversity?. In any case limiting any sort of non white immigration into a European nation sounds a lot like Nazism.

Surely a better, low-carbon approach would be to ban trucks in cities (I think that this has been proposed by progressive politicians in Sweden).?

Or perhaps if all vehicles were mandated to be Musk’s self driving carbon free electric models such accidents would be impossible – and it would help with global stewardship too?.

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Impalement is less carbon intensive.

While a 10 foot wooden dildo is preferred, a 6 foot one is perfectly adequate and also hits all the right spots.

MillionDollarBonus

I can’t say that I had the privilege of studying PPE at Oxbridge, but I sympathize with the ruling elite who have been enlightened by the ways of Satan. When operating under so much stress and bearing the burden of so much responsibility, the ethics of the common man just aren’t enough to lift their spirits.

The Brits got what they voted for – a soft Brexit in which Britain metaphorically leaves the EU, but stays in reality. Brits didn’t actually want to leave the EU – they just wanted to express themselves and be heard, and heard they were.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow I totally agree with this Pbier! I’ve been meaning to write an article on this revered politician for a long time. Tony Blair epitomizes almost everything an accredited politician should be: he is a blend of the best positions of both the right and the left, from supporting the welfare state and unlimited immigration on the one hand, to supporting wars, mass surveillance, outsourcing and low interest rates on the other. Tony Blair is an accredited politician extraordinaire. My only qualm with him is that he is somewhat of a neoliberal, who supported capitalism and created many of the problems we see in society today:

Neoliberalism Vs Real Liberalism

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

So a “politician extraordinaire” “created many of the problems we see in society today????” Obviously Krugmanian self contradiction and ignominy.

MillionDollarBonus

You’re a RACIST!

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He would go up in the accredited libtard ratings if he went around in Blackface and pretended to have a 3rd grade education.

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AT editors need to get on the ball and stop sucking on the welfare teat.

Earn your paycheck from Soros by putting out more articles

and remember

The path to internet success is

1) eye candy
2) making fun on stupid blacks
3) and most importantly, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FANATICAL support for the IMPALEMENT of Blacks, Jews, Democrats, Muslims, Socialists, Communists, RINOs and all others who seek to destroy the way of life of the White Descendants of Fallen Angels.

#sexist

#white-privilege

#islamophobic

#racist

#hate-speech

#antisemitic

#anti-journalism

#domestic-terrorism

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You missed Ableist

and I still think you need to create an “AT Prick” flag. The flag should be a rose thorn pricking a thumb.

Black Lives Matter

Revote!!!

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

I think Blair is a noble choice, but I would have to give it the nod to H. Clinton.

By the way, this FBI investigation into the Clintons is a total political witch hunt. I don’t have my CNN on right now, but I’m certain if I listened to them that would be what they are saying as well.

MillionDollarBonus

The story of the day on all accredited media is the IRANIAN REVOLUTION! The Accredited Times FULLY endorses the Iranian PEOPLE’S REVOLUTION against the oppressive, antisemitic Iranian government! Iran is the greatest threat to world peace (i.e. Israel) on the planet! They need to be liberated NOW just like we liberated Iraq and Libya and are busy doing for Syria and Yemen! As usual, Russia, the usual suspects, are standing in our way, as we attempt to support the peaceful Iranian protests, most likely aided by our trustworthy CIA. But these protests cannot be stopped – the people of Iran WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

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But the government that they are revolting against is Muslim?

It seems Judaism is higher on the oppression pyramid then Islam.

Perhaps AT editors could create a religious oppression pyramid. It’s not like you guys have actually been DOING anything for the past two weeks.

I even have had to post more often just to make this site look ALIVE!

You should pay me for this extra effort.

drb6

I’d be careful endorsing the Iranian revolution. It is not accredited experts who will form the new government if the revolution is successful. The result might be like in Poland or other Eastern European countries where governments formed after accredited revolutions in 1980’s now are against progressive values, presumably because voting is still done by paper ballots and not by electronic voting machines, thus making hedonic adjustments much more difficult.

MillionDollarBonus

Don’t worry I’m sure the new government will be far more stable than the current one, just like we saw after our CIA-sponsored revolutions in Libya and Iraq. I think it’s safe to say that this revolution is very accredited, as it is even supported by Netanyahu, who we know has the Iranian peoples’ interests at heart:

drb6
drb6

I would not be so sure. Persians are very different from Arabs – they may actually not descend to an accredited chaos after revolution, and build a somewhat functional country.

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When engaged in a witch hunt, it is best to hunt an actual witch.

It is not for nothing that Hitlery’s secret service detail called her helicopter

Broomstick One!

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Since I haven’t linked a Mark Dice one, that seems to relevant to they “productivity” problems that have recently hit AT

It all went downhill when LILPhotoshoppingLucy was let go for not putting out, or quit due to the Shopshop fatwa

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Message to BLM

In NYC over 2,000 Blacks a year are not killed because of police policies put in place by REPUBLICAN mayors during the 1990’s and after. Today that is about 50 THOUSAND BLACK LIVES SAVED from other Blacks intent on MURDER.

Those policies have since spread across the US, saving HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of BLACK LIVES

In thanks your should KISS THE ASS of every REPUBLICAN you ever meet.

Avoid licking the bunghole as that oversteps the line of many REPUBLICANS. Licking their Ding A LING is also past that point. Exceptions can be made for those closet gay Republicans.

FYI: Since I am INDEPENDENT you don’t have to kiss my ass, in the rare event that we ever meet.

A Thank You for being education will suffice.

trav777

black on black crime is the fault of white people. It’s not that blacks are inherently violent and black on black violence is a function of proximity, nor that blacks choose robbery victims from the white race more than other blacks when they have the opportunity to (and actually express a preference therefor), it is fucking white males who are to blame.

drb6

Everything is the fault of FUCKING WHITE MALES, even volcano eruptions and earthquakes. That being said, it is interesting that crime by minority peoplepersons (disclaimer – caused by FWM) mostly comes from W. African populations and their descendants. Several East African countries such as Eritrea are nearly violent crime-free. It is much safer to walk in Asmara than in most US or European cities of similar size.

MillionDollarBonus

The Khoisan people of South Africa are also reputed to have been non-violent, before the Bantu immigrants killed them. But this is just Eurocentric fake history. We all know the whites killed the original people of South Africa.

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That would be “killed them and ate them”, a practice currently being revived in the Congo, as Blacks return to their “Roots”.

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/09/congo.jamesastill

Congo rebels are eating pygmies, UN says

Marauding rebels are massacring and eating pygmies in the dense forests of north-east Congo, according to UN officials who are investigating allegations of cannibalism in Ituri province, where fighting between several rebel groups has displaced about 150,000 people in the past month.

Many of the displaced tell of rebel fighters capturing and butchering pygmies,

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The Blacks is violent because he misses his African Traditions

Rooting under logs for worms and other crawlies, as well as eating each other for MOJO!

#racist

Yuso Dum
Yuso Dum

Reporting from Kumsusan Palace.

I am disheartened that Accredited Times would speak so highly of British Imperialist.
Yet you ignore Supreme leader for Life Kim who is a true statesman.

Official sources report upcoming meeting with South Korea officials who will surrender to mighty defensive force assembled by Kim Jong Un.
Additional reports also confirm famous writer Michael Wolff has been commissioned by tourist bureau to develop NK travel guide.

MillionDollarBonus

Why can’t Kim and Tony both be accredited Yuso? Accreditation comes in all shapes and sizes.

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I cannot accept anyone as “accredited” who has a “bat wing” hairstyle.

Most noticeable when the hair is unkempt and the wings stick out..

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Judge Judy for Prez. #NO-Apes

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Token post to satisfy my New Years resolution

wink! wink! nudge! nudge!

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