The Iranian People Spontaneously Rise Up Against Fascism


After decades of oppressive rule by a tyrannical, antisemitic government, which spends more money on terrorism than it does on basic services, the Iranian people have finally decided that enough is enough. This revolution, just like the accredited revolutions in Iraq, Syria and Libya, happened spontaneously at an opportune time, and has been vocally supported by all accredited media outlets and accredited Western governments, including Trump himself, who we normally disagree with, but who at lest understands that Israel is our number one concern as Americans, and that no amount of blood or money we spill for its advocates is in vein. Even President Netanyahu has thrown his weight behind the Iranian revolution and said that he is thrilled at the prospect of a new, friendly Iranian government, that doesn’t want to wipe Israel off the map like the current one does (even though they technically didn’t say that, but humor me here):

However, as usual, the boards of ultra-right wing conspiracy theorists on sites like Zerohedge are purporting that this revolution is a CIA-sponsored coup inspired by Israeli expansionists and other special interest groups, as if that’s even a bad thing. In any case, these conspiracy theorists have been thoroughly discredited by the opinions and statements of important political figures, as well as fact-checks by politifact and snopes. Unaccredited media platforms such as RT have even pointed to fake protests by alleged pro-government protesters in a desperate attempt to delegitmize these organic, all be they convenient, protests. We know the pro-government protests don’t actually exist, because they weren’t reported at all by CNN, the BBC or any accredited media outlet.

This revolution should be of major concern to all Americans just like all of the other selected Middle Eastern affairs that we hear about in the accredited media, all be they miles away from us in foreign lands. This revolution is in our “strategic national interests”, so although our airports and infrastructure may be falling apart, our borders may be wide open, and our manufacturing sector may be decimated, its important for us to spend a ton of time worrying about foreign policy issues in far away lands, and spend a ton of money and blood on it too. Some people might be suspicious that focusing on such matters might be benefiting special interest groups and foreign groups with their own ambitions, but this is just the effect of insidious fake news and a host of alternative media kooks telling us that we are somehow qualified to have opinions on such matters.

So I’m sorry to disappoint the foaming-at-the-mouth reactionaries who oppose this revolution, but fact-checking is where the buck stops, and you just got fact-checked by the Accredited Times. Support the Iranian revolution folks – trust me, it’s accredited.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

The revolution had more to do with a doubling of food prices (especially eggs) then anything else.

Same thing is going on in Tunisia

Just goes to show that Muslims are so incompetent that they cannot even feed themselves.

and the retarded mule brains want to take over the world.

Sorta like Jewish Communists!


MDB, I am not very comfortable with Iranian revolutions. Persians are even worse than FUCKING WHITE MALES. Just look at accredited Wikipedia:

The Small Business Administration (SBA) conducted a study that found Iranian immigrants among the top 20 immigrant groups with the highest rate of business ownership, contributing substantially to the U.S. economy. According to the report, there were 33,570 active and contributing Iranian American business owners in the U.S., with a 21.5% business ownership rate. Almost one in three Iranian American households have annual incomes of more than $100K (compared to one in five for the overall U.S. population).

If their revolution succeeds, they might revert to building a country that does not force everyone to be a Muslim, and that promotes non-progressive values, just like most Eastern European countries do!

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Not to worry

The Iranians here in the US had the brains to voluntarily LEAVE Iran and come to the US and have thus proven to have some minimum level of Brain Power. Many have even converted to Christianity.

Unlike the Muslims who stayed in Iran and built yet another society of pedophiles

Whoever has a wife under nine years old cannot penetrate her, whether she is his permanent wife or his temporary wife. But other forms of sexual pleasure are allowed, such as lustful touching, embracing, or rubbing the penis on the thigh of the girl, even if she is an infant still. And if the baby’s vagina is so badly damaged that the bladder and urethra “become the same”.he penetrates her before she is nine year old, and her hymen is not broken, he has only sinned, and if he has only sinned, but if he has, then she will be forbidden to him forever, and [he has to pay for her her entire life

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FYI – The term “temporary wife” above refers to the practice of “buying sex”, thus the term “temporary”. In the West this is known as Prostitution.

So yes!

In Iran it is OK to pimp little girls for sex and quasi sex.


That is exactly the problem. Iranian revolution might do away with all these wonderful Islamic practices.

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So you admit to lusting after 6 year olds

You seems to take after Beria who was killed in disgust by his fellow Jewish Communists.

By the 1980s, the sexual assault stories about Beria included the rape of teenage girls. Anton Antonov-Ovseenko, author of a biography of Beria, described in an interview a specific sexual game Beria is said to have forced upon young girls before picking one of them to rape. He would walk around in his nightgown inspecting them. Then he would pull one out by her leg and haul her off to rape her. Mr Antonov-Ovseyenko also said: “Sometimes he would have his henchmen bring five, six or seven girls to him. He would make them strip, except for their shoes, and then force them into a circle on their hands and knees with their heads together. He liked the circular motion they would make, it reminded him of his pet snake called Stalin. This alleged practice got the name “Beria’s Flower Game” but sometimes he would refer to it as “Beria’s Merry-a-go round”.[6] Beria greatly enjoyed personally beating, torturing, raping and killing his victims. Since the 1970s bones have been found in the back yard, cellars, or hidden inside the walls of Beria’s former residence, currently the Tunisian Embassy. The London Daily Telegraph reported in December 2003: “The latest grisly find—a large thigh bone and some smaller leg bones—was only two years ago when a kitchen was re-tiled. In the basement, Anil, an Indian who has worked at the embassy for 17 years, showed a plastic bag of Beria’s medicine he had found in the cellars.”[6] According to historian Simon Sebag-Montefiore, Beria personally tortured Nestor Lakoba’s family, driving his widow mad by placing a snake in her cell and beating his teenage children to death. Because of this event he was sometimes referred to as the “Snakecharmer.”[7] Beria kept a special room adjacent to his office for the torturing and raping of small children.[8]



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Too bad he wasn’t impaled!


Fake news, and most likely Anon is just airing his sexual fantasies.
A snake called Stalin during Stalin’s rule would mean instant trip to distant parts of Siberia, or, even more likely, nine grams of lead implanted in head.
Edit: Beria was killed by Khruschev (orchestrated arrest), Zhukov (provided troops for arrest), Ivan Konev (chairpersoned the court), and Pavel Batitsky (shot him), whom only very “special” Anon can call Jewish.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Since Batitsky aka “some Jew” shot him, I guess the nine grams of lead implanted in the head was satisfied.


Iranians are so rich because of white supremacy and the white privilege system.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Today we look at the flag of Iran

The colored stripes are pretty common, but is that squigly thing in the middle

Hint No 1: what female sexl organ has flaps?

Hint No 2: What male sexual organ does an obelisk (found in the middle of the squigly thing of the flag) represent?

Hint No 3: What is that there thing that could be a bird that the obelisk is pointing at? What part of the body do you do the No 2 with? and which the male sexual organ penetrates when gays engage in copulation?

The Iranian flag can be summarized up as “We will fuck you up in BOTH holes”

Black Lives Matter

The Shiite blasphemers must be removed from office. Only a Sunni regime can bring peace and prosperity to Iran. We need regime change NOW.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Then they can torture and extort money from their most successful businessmen, like bin Salmonella is doing in Saudi.

Can’t think of a better way to incentivize people to invest in the Saudi economy and get rich.

Now if they only add sodomy to the torture and extortion everyone (with a hole in their head or a lust for mules) will rush to expand the Saudi economy and get rich. However, being Saudis they may already have added sodomy to the list, and are keeping quiet about it.


I’ve been busy lately. Sponsoring legislation to eliminate Obamasnare, stamp out student enslavement, cut taxes, deport Mexicans, eliminate school lunches, and etc. I tried to catch up on AT stories last week. Have Iranian hackers removed them??

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Work on deporting Blacks that want reparations next.

If they don’t like it here, they can go back to Africa to

1) Root under logs for worms and other crawlies
2) Eat pygmies
3) Eat fellow Blacks
4) Eat anyone else that can get away with.