Timeline of a Middle Class Dinner Party

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Of all times and places, one stands above all as the most opportune time for discussing accredited matters. This, of course, is the middle class dinner party. As left wing political parties continue to shed the last vestiges of their original white working class core voting block, they have been revealed as the parties of middle class snobs and bourgeois virtue signalers that they always were, and enthusiastic arguments for their political positions have been increasingly relegated to the dining rooms of insulated middle class couples. Dinner parties are the perfect place to show your friends how progressive you are, and to boost your self-confidence with reciprocal validation.

A cosy middle class dinner party will inevitably begin with snacks of an exotic origin, showing off the hosts’ taste and sophistication, and devastating their guests’ sense of self-importance. After some initial pleasantries, the guests will inevitably retaliate by offering a little-known fine wine, the name of which will have been rehearsed many times beforehand for an elegant, off-the-cuff delivery. These displays of intellectualism will continue until it is settled that all attendants are of the highest class and likely live aristocratic lives of recreation, as opposed to slaving away in dark cubicles and spending the little free time they have arguing with each other, talking about the weather or wasting away in front of Netflix.

Once the sophistication of all attendants has been established, the hosts will likely open a more meaningful conversation with a snarky quip about current affairs in the accredited media, such as “so I suppose we’re all at the mercy of Russia now, hahah”, or “I’m glad all that right-wing nonsense about Hillary’s emails has finally been put to rest”, showing that they are highly astute and concerned about the broader issues in society, as opposed to just feathering their own nest and seeking validation. The other attendants will quickly respond with feigned concern or moral outrage, now that they are sure they can do so without causing any disagreement. Disagreement is one of the things that is not allowed at modern dinner parties, and the womyn will involve themselves in all conversations to make sure the men aren’t talking about anything contentious or inappropriate. Those who disagree with the prevailing accredited opinion daren’t speak up for fear of ostracism and disapproval, and are forced to play along grudgingly as the other guests congratulate each other on their dazzling knowledge of current affairs, and their worldly concern for society and the planet.

Dinner will normally be a fascinating foreign dish worthy of a backstory, which will be the opening topic of the dinner conversation, allowing the guests to segue into stories about their travels and experiences in exotic foreign lands. Eventually, as the alcohol kicks in, and the attendants revert to their animal instincts, the patriarchy starts to rear it’s ugly head, as the womyn start to gossip about people and clothes, leaving the men to talk in hushed tones about cars and the odd masculine political belief, such as the need to intervene militarily in Syria or Iran.

Middle class dinner parties are great places for petty, mediocre status-chasers to make each other feel like philanthropist celebrities who are a unique combination of smart, successful, informed and morally righteous – the ultimate Marxist gentleman who is both impossibly rich, but also terribly guilty about how privileged he is, which only adds to his allure. Or the fabulously rich lady of leisure, who spends her days reading dusty books on her fifty acre estate, and travelling the world tasting all kinds of exotic dishes. Kind of like a character from a Woody Allen movie. Progressives are clearly the highest status and most educated people around, and we’re no longer ashamed to admit it. We’re not the proletariat, but we know what’s best for them, and if they won’t vote for us, well then we’ll just have to replace them with immigrants. It’s for their own good, and it’s important that we remain the dominant voting block no matter what, because we are the aristocrats who were born to run the world.

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Pbier
Black Lives Matter

Wow, this article is one of the best I’ve read. I love middle class dinner parties. Middle class status-climbers are so trendy. They also love to have at least one African-American present to show how cool and diverse they are. Every time I start speaking, the entire room typically goes silent, and everyone focuses intently on learning true wisdom from an African-American. Sometimes I’m a bit surprised when they agree with me that whites should be killed or shipped back to Europe, but I guess trendiness trumps the survival instinct.

trav777

trading their lives is fair for a white person in exchange to have a black who is friendly to their face

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Strong Pass!

They can keep killing and eating themselves till they either learn better or wipe themselves out.

It’s called Tough Love!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I think that they are actually forcefully shutting their mouths so that they don’t burst out in laughter at the simple minded Black man talking about his mule adventures.

and the ones agreeing with you are Jews setting you up for the fall, when they need a patsy to take the bullet for them.

Jews don’t believe that they are part of the White race. It’s the reptile blood in them.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

As Jesus said, Jews are from their Master, that old Snake, Satan!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I Cry RACISM on the party picture posted.

Our Black brothers and sisters are over represented as are our Yellow brothers and sisters.

Where are our BROWN brothers and sisters?

Where are the AMERINDS, the INDIANS from INDIA or for that matter our HISPANIC southern cousins?

AT should be sued for DISCRIMINATION!

So shameful!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Today let us celebrate OLD TIMEY BLACK MUSIC

Before the Jews turned it to C-RAP!

Snarky Smugsucker
Snarky Smugsucker

MDB, It’s so important for us, the anointed, to be able to come together and validate our superiority to the great unwashed masses. Through dinner parties not only can we forge lasting relationships with our fellow elite we can also establish hierarchies of virtue and intelligence amongst ourselves. Where else could one discuss the latest trends in bicycle technology, active wear and gourmet fusion restaurants.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Looks like BLM even downgraded The Drifters

Sticking a knife in the back of a fellow Black is what sucking up to the Jew gets you!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

So glad that AT was able to bring this powerful piece so that we can see how the other half lives. It’s kinda of like “I’m Not Racist” by Joyner Lucas.

In another section of society we have spirit cooking dinners where we discuss our favorite Pizza recipes, Dominoes and admire art work inspired by Jeffery Dahmer and where we decide who is going to lead the Country. We like to think of the rest of you as deplorable.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

What is with these right wingers saying that the El Salvador earthquake was 17 years ago and that the time for US refuge is long overdue to end?

If they listened to their accredited professors in college they would know that earthquakes are geologic events, and 17 years in geologic time is basically a single heartbeat.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

I’m particularly fond of the urban weekend brunch at the trendy brunch spot that seats 18 people shoulder to shoulder. Nothing is better than spending 2 hours of your weekend along a loud street full of piss and shit from the local urban outdoorsmen waiting for some skinny jeans hipster to yell your name from the doorway so that you can be seated to eat your chicken & waffles and sip on a warm soy latte.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

In other news

Switzerland passes much needed law

Citizenship is denial to all welfare leeches until they pay back all that they got in benefits.

A law after my own heart.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/25644/switzerland-rejects-citizenship-bids-residents-who-joseph-curl

The idyllic nation — where the average annual GDP per capita is nearly $80,000 — doesn’t like deadbeats. The nation recently enacted a new civil rights act that prevents residents who received welfare benefits from becoming citizens until they pay back the money they took.

TedCruz
TedCruz

MDB, go peddle those leftover Che Guevara leaflets downtown whydoncha?

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