Saluting The Courage Of Male Feminists

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A brave male feminist who has courageously grown breasts to show his allegiance


Vive l’estrogen!

Mort à la tEstostérone!

In Current Year, being a “Real Man” means eschewing one’s masculinity and embracing utter self-hatred for one’s biologically-assigned gender. It means wanting desperately to correct the wrongs of centuries past when womyn were cruelly oppressed by the patriarchy. It means suffering death by a thousand cuts each time a #MeToo tweet appears on your screen, each tweet a painful reminder that your sex (and, by definition, you) have a lot to answer for.

In short, being a “Real Man” means being a male feminist.

As a male feminist, your mission in life is to destroy the insidious patriarchy once and for all, and usher in a new feminine age when militant womyn wear the proverbial trousers.  They should be the ones to make the rules, to dictate how society is run, and how you should think, speak and act at all times. LEt’s make it even easier for you: If you don’t behave this way, you have no chance of being laid.  Yes, it’s as straightforward as that.

OK, it’s great that you totally despise yourself and the thing between your legs but…it’s not enough just to support vocally the womyn’s emancipation movement. You need to be the one driving it. With all due respect to womyn, had male feminists not become total traitors to their sex, there is no way feminists would have been able to make the progress they have in recent years. Yes, this is a controversial statement because, after all, womyn are better at everything, and yet never underestimate the evil of the patriarchy.

Being a male feminist takes a lot of courage, even in these enlightened days. Courage means not only self-hatred and betraying your fellow males to the forces of political correctness; it means actively searching out the last vestiges of male oppression and making it your job to turn the scales completely. Only when men themselves are the oppressed is your mission fulfilled.

Let’s use an example based around family separation.  If you’re a “Real Man” in Current Year, you’ll look at the divorce laws in the UK, which as a starting point always award custody of children to the mother, as well as 50% of the family assets, and say: “This is not enough!”

No, a 50% split of assets on divorce is NOT nearly enough to recognize the (likely) disproportionate share of the housework, dinner-party organizing, family-raising, working out at the gym to remain the ‘trophy wife’ etc. that the womyn does on a daily basis. The easy part of any marriage is the bit where, at the crack of dawn, the man abandons the household, wife and kids, in order to play a round of golf, send off some useless emails, attend some ego-boosting internal meetings, flirt with his secretary, before returning from whence he came in the EXPECTATION that his dinner will be on the table the very minute he enters the door.

It’s not often we salute white males, who are, after all, the source of most evil on this planet.  However, it’s time we (grudgingly) recognise bravery when we see it.  Whilst womyn themselves are responsible for 99% of all female emancipation and progress in recent years, male feminists have played an important role as well.

For those old enough to remember, the 1950s through to the early 1990s were the dark decades for womyn. Most men were thoroughly racist, sexist and liked nothing more than to rape helpless women for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We know this because the aftermath of the Harvey Weinstein episode has seen hundreds of millions of womyn victims tweet #MeToo. The #MeToo campaign has shown that almost all womyn are victims of one sort of another. And, yet, we need to be careful when using the “victim” word. Even though they fill social media with infinity tales of how some males oppressed them in the past  (e.g. by giving them unwanted attention or not giving them wanted attention), they should be treated as “survivors” rather than as opportunists “playing the victim card.”

We salute the brave male feminists because they allow this whole liberation thing to continue. They are more than happy to avoid:

  • working out in the gym
  • eating red meat
  • trying to discover traditional masculinity

They do quite like to drink water laced with estrogen from womyns’ birth control pills, self-castrating in public.

Male feminists are heroes and we salute you!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

This role reversal thing is great. I will be so glad when Feminists have taken over everything. Then I can stay home and watch Soaps and eat bonbons all day.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Bonbons are a culturally appropriated food made out of CHOCOLATE

How DARE you!

Black Lives Matter

This is what a feminist looks like!!!

#MeToo

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Thank you for posting. Our city offices here are beginning to fill back up today after our 4-week paid Winter recess. Once I process a few open items that popped up during break I’ll read a little deeper into the article. It is times like these that I absolutely need my request filled for six additional full-time assistants. I’ll probably have to work until 3:30 for the rest of the week just to keep my head above water!

Keep fighting the good fight ATers.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

The 16 guys and gals in our fleet vehicle routine maintenance garage went on strike during the break. We have several vehicles now driving around with illegal, cracked windshield wipers. We depend on them to rotate the tires, change the engine oil, replace filters, and change windshield wipers. I do sympathize with their cause though – they definitely deserve more than the negotiated $55 per hour and guaranteed 40 hours of monthly overtime when requested. Also, they are requesting that we outsource all vehicles that require dis/assembly by means in which they can’t utilize air tools – which is about 60% of our fleet. That makes a lot of sense too, we do not want to risk injury to any of our valued routine maintenance mechanics.

MillionDollarBonus

It sounds like you are seriously understaffed Bureacrat. These austerity measures are really taking their toll on government departments like your’s, which are in desperate need of extra funding. Government school teachers are also some of the most underpaid and overworked people on the planet, with work days often lasting until 3pm, and sometimes extra-curricular activities lasting them till 4pm, with only a few tea breaks. And this grueling routine goes on for just over 6 months per year, when you’re not on paid leave! Teachers’ unions need to take to the streets and protest Republicans before their workers rights are trampled any further!

TedCruz
TedCruz

Do you self-flagellate?

drb6

Yes, and do you have a problem with that???

TedCruz
TedCruz

Who aksed you? Commie.

John Sakars
John Sakars

I love you. I want you to be happy. If that includes me, great. If you’d rather be with a male sex robot with an unstoppable bionic penis, whatever. I just want you to be happy.

MillionDollarBonus

You’ve got a kind heart John. Keep sacrificing your preferences for the good of humanity. If more people were like you, then nobody would have anything that they wanted, which would be good for the planet.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

That picture is another reason to go to Muslim heaven.

Just think of that person with a detachable/replaceable vegina .

and the sweat and body odor!

OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

To die for!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

#islamophobic

MillionDollarBonus

What an awesome article Pbier! I love these feminist marketing campaigns that show us just how good feminists look and how cool they are! I want to be a feminist too!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

With or without a detachable vegina?

#rape

Abu
Abu

Très bon article Pbier. Mais le titre est français ou quelque chose?

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

he thinks he’s being multi-culti

He is half right, as a Muslim, he is a cultist.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

A thumbs up for Putin

Putin: ‘To Forgive The Terrorists Is Up To God, But To Send Them To Him Is Up To Me’

#russian-propaganda

drb6

It is likely that Putin’s KGB blew the airplane of Polish President Kaczynski out of the sky. I guess Poles then should send the KGB perpetrators to God.

http://www.thenews.pl/1/9/Artykul/343737,Explosion-destroyed-left-wing-of-Polish-president%E2%80%99s-plane-probe

http://www.thenews.pl/1/10/Artykul/339958,Russia-responsible-for-crash-that-killed-president-Polish-defence-minister

http://smolenskcrash.eu/

Anon is likely a paid KGB mole on our progressive website.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

It is simply out of the question that it is Pole on Pole violence

After all who wants the bennies (aka kickbacks) from being the president of Poland.

If the plane was downed by an explosion, it was either a missile or a devise planted in Poland before it took off. Nobody has ever made the claim for a missile, so the guilty party is likely Polish.

Unless you somehow believe that Russia has teleportation technology and teleported a bomb onto the plane.

So does Russia have teleportation tech or was the bomb planted in Poland, under the care of Polish security and mauntenance people?

Inquiring minds want to know!

and a slight correction

PO-Land is the land of the PO’s

The land of the POLES is POLE-LAND

Thank you for your attention in this important matter.

drb6

Putin’s KGB operatives placed explosives. Putin’s goons also shot survivors of the crash near Smolensk, and are not returning the plane wreckage.

How much Putin is paying you for defiling our progressive website with your nonsense?

MillionDollarBonus

Well Putin blew up that Malaysian airways passenger jet over Ukraine just for fun, so you never know what he might do. He is just begging us to nuke him.

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