Why You Should Stay Out of the Sun

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The sun. We all know it’s bad for you. It gives you cancer, it burns you, and it makes you look like Donald Trump. But yet, there are many who ignore the warnings of dermatologists and top doctors, and continue to flock to the beach on a hot day, have barbecues in the afternoon sun, or take up suicidal outdoors sports such as cycling. It’s sad that despite so many warnings from experts, people still trust their natural instinct to spend time in the sun, many of them foolishly thinking that their urges are somehow grounded in biology.

One thing we know about humans is that they aren’t adapted to the environments in which they evolved. What humans did 10,000 years ago has nothing at all to do with what people are adapted to do today, as the world has changed so much since then. We no longer live in the outdoors, hunting for animals in small homogeneous groups of cis-men, while the cis-women stay at home and look after the offspring, depending on the patriarchy for survival. Today we live in cubicles, illuminated by fluorescent lamps, beaming out blue light from early morning till late at night, something our bigoted ancestors would have certainly never experienced. The idea that we are adapted to get natural sunlight, and that our bodies use this light in intricate ways, like other living things such as plants do, is ridiculous. Just because one organism uses sunlight to produce energy, doesn’t mean that it’s possible for humans to do so. The idea that our bodies would have evolved to use this abundantly available energy source is woo woo nonsense, peddled by new age spiritual freaks, whom we like on some topics, but definitely not on this one.

Conspiracy theorists may claim that the reason Europeans have fairer skin, wider eyes and more brightly colored pupils than say Africans, is precisely to allow them to utilize the sun differently, during the synthesis of vitamin D for example. But this can’t be true, because doctors recommend that we wear sunblock at all times, and that the sun ages us and gives us cancer, despite what alternative health quacks say about vitamin D alone massively reducing cancer risk. Doctors and dermatologists have confirmed that the sun GIVES you cancer! It doesn’t prevent it!

The sun is not only dangerous, but it makes you look ugly. I know it might be a bit racist to suggest that paler skin is more attractive, but it’s not, because most black womyn agree with us, and are always bleaching their skin and idealizing mixed, lighter skinned pop stars like Beyonce, Riyana, and Nicki Minaj. You may think that golden sun-tanned skin looks good, but trust me, it doesn’t.

Let’s be honest, would you rather look like this guy?

Or this guy?

I think it goes without saying that the second fellow is far more attracted to females, or whichever of the 72 genders he is into. He’s a feminist too, which helps.

Donald Trump clearly loves the sun, and always seems to have a tan, which gets renewed now and then by some kind of secret tanning bed, or by sunbathing on one of his many luxury resorts. But Trump is clearly suffering the health consequences, despite what his fake 30 out 30 mental agility test score might suggest.

No-one knows why “luxury” holiday destinations are always sunny places with higher UV levels, or why rich people retire to tropical islands. It’s almost like the desire to do that which is extremely harmful to us is built into our very DNA. Alternative health quacks like Jack Kruse will continue to spread lies about how our bodies are intricately adapted to using every frequency of sunlight, and that sun exposure is correlated with higher testosterone levels, dopamine levels, and a variety of other dangerous hormones that the hyper-masculine alt right seem to be obsessed with. But rest assured, the accredited opinion is that it’s healthier to be indoors at all times, exposed to a variety of signals that are very confusing to our bodies. This is what is going to keep you young and healthy, just like a low fat, soy-based, vegan diet with plenty of gluten-filled whole grains, glyphosate, estrogenic preservatives, fluoride and brain altering pharmaceutical drugs. Stay out of the sun folks. You know it’s the right thing to do, even if you don’t want to do it.

Black Lives Matter

Blacks are Sun People. Whites are Ice People.

Whites are evil.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

You’re just jealous that when whites make it to Muslim heaven they don’t have to undergo that Heavenly WHITEYFIEING process.

Black Lives Matter

Black is beautiful.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Not to Allah.

To him Black is the color of EVIL.

At least the Great Mo said So!

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I gave you the answer to this question month ago

Blacks need to stay out of the sun because their black skin naturally absorbs sunlight resulting in overheating and more often then you would think, in a COOKED brain and the resulting cognitive impairment.

Those with naturally reflective lighter hair and skin have much less to fear from overheating, especially those naturally blessed platinum blondes.

While not many belong to that BLESSED class of people, there is help in the form of hair coloring which can be ALMOST as effective in protecting the brain

Have a BRIGHTER WHITER FUTURE – Your brain will thank you for it

Black Lives Matter

Whites all want to look Black. That’s why they go out in the Sun. Fundamentally, though, it’s a form of cultural appropriation, like getting dredlocks. Whites need to accept that they’re ugly and stay out of the Sun.

Pbier

As I type this, I’m wearing a 1cm thick layer of factor-50 sunblock on every inch of my exposed skin. Ok, so I’m indoors so arguably this is overkill; but I do PLAN to head out of my cubicle at lunchtime to get some vegan sushi and I want to be safe.

Ok, so it’s also raining where I am but a few clouds and H2O are no protection against the killer sun.

Black Lives Matter

Rain is a direct consequence of global warming. We wouldn’t even have a Sun but for climate change. Trump is to blame.

Pbier

We need to find a way of banning rain. All it ever seems to do is make my clothes wet and generate negative feelings. For once I hope the conspiracy theorists are right and there is a way of engineering the weather. The ideal state would be thick dark clouds to shield the sun, and no rain. Fuck the rain!

Black Lives Matter

Just write a law or an executive order banning rain. Technological solutions are for chumps.

Pbier

Flying thousands of dignatories to say Paris to sign a symbolic accord against rain would be my preferred option.

Black Lives Matter

Symbolism works. Obama has taught us well.

John Sakars
John Sakars

Let’s say apples said, “Only apples are fruit.” What do you think bananas and oranges would say? They’d say, “Apples, stop being so egotistical. We’re fruit too.” Same goes with people. Humans aren’t the only kind of people. Chickens, fish, and all other animals are people too. It’s speciesist to say only humans are people.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Bananas and Oranges are Culturally Insensitive

We should eat them to teach them who is boss.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

That explains the Vitamin D deficiency and the resulting mental impairment.

John Sakars
John Sakars

We should get rid of all borders. Let’s all be free. Wanna go somewhere warm? Wanna go somewhere cold? Wanna be with your family? Wanna flee from your family? Be wherever you want to be, as long as you don’t hurt anyone. Borders be gone.

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Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Strong Pass

I support Borders Walls

Especially ones that are backed by even more walls, covered in either barbed or razor wire (preferable an abundance of both) backed up by moats, watch towers with machine guns, and heavily armed private citizens looking for a bounty by capturing those that made it past the walls.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

MDB’s sun exposure is irreversable.

Sun = Burnt out commies.

Commies = Burnt out.

Sun = Commies.

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