The Fantastically Gay And Transgender Leopard Slug

The sex life of the Leopard Slug proves how unnatural monogamous heterosexuality really is.

It is common for nasty misogynist homophobic anti-trans bigots to make the outrageously unscientific claim that homosexuality and gender-fluidity is unnatural. When in reality nature is full of wonderfully gay gender-bending critters.

Take the Leopard Slug (Limax Maximus) for instance:

The hermaphrodite slugs court, usually for hours, by circling and licking each other. After this, the slugs will climb into a tree or other high area and then, entwined together, lower themselves on a thick string of mucus, evert their white translucent mating organs (penises) from their gonopores (openings on the right side of the head), entwine these organs, and exchange sperm. Both participants will later lay hundreds of eggs.

A commonly seen practice among many Leopard slugs is apophallation, when one or both of the slugs chews off the other’s penis. The penis of these species is curled like a corkscrew and often becomes entangled in their mate’s genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. When all else fails, apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves. Once its penis has been removed, a slug is still able to participate in mating subsequently, but only using the female parts of its reproductive system.

Wow – what a magical super-gay way these wonderful little people have of making love and reproducing. Stupid bigoted and hateful anti-gay white males sure could learn a lot off these gentle sentient beings – but sadly it is more likely that the nasty bigots would murder these beautiful rainbow gays with bug spray.

The Leopard Slug also has a wide and inclusive range of skin color. They interbreed among all the shades of the rainbow – once again proving bigots, who don’t think white woman are better off with black men, as the unscientific ignoramuses that they are.

Anyone who thinks that being Gay and Gender-Fluid is unnatural is clearly an uneducated fool. The sex life of the Limax Maximus proves that sex education must be mandatory from the first year of school and that children must be taught that homosexuality and trans-sexuality is both natural and more valid than heterosexuality – the scientific facts are in.

John Sakars
John Sakars

To me, veganism includes humans, because humans are animals too. That’s why I speak out against things like capitalism and borders. I want freedom for all animals, both human and other than human.

We have a lot to learn from other animals. What do they have to learn from us?


Giving womyn the vote was hugely fruitful for the West. I think giving animals the vote would generate even more wonderful results.


I agree with this but do wonder what right we have to exclude plant life. Perhaps we need to find out from dogs, cats and hamsters whether we need to extend the franchise.


Dogs, cats and tomatoes would likely vote in favor of themselves, without any regard for any consistent principles or moral ideals, much like womyn and minorities do.


horrific racist bigots would say we already did that when we gave blacks the right


Nice one Rich. Even the Science Guy, Bill Nye, agrees with us that LGBTQ+ism is natural and should be taught to children.

Heterosexual monogamists are missing out on so much, and have no idea how repressed they are. By suppressing their inner sexual energy and staying in boring one-dimensional relationships, heterosexuals are setting themselves up for long term dissatisfaction, and eventually this repressed energy will express itself in horrible ways, such as through war, chaos and capitalist exploitation.


I prefer slugs to leeches.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Snails are my fave!

Black Lives Matter

Like the Leopard Slug, white womyn need men who will respect them. That sure as hell excludes whites. Luckily, womyn get it — which is why having a boyfriend named Tyrone and a President named Barack is what they want.


White womyn are sick of FUCKING WHITE MALES!


Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Totally believable

I mean between of a coke snorting, wife bashing Black Man and a living White Man, we can all see who is the best choice for a happy relationship.

And if the Black man is Muslim he even has written instruction on how to go about the wife beating.

Totally no contest!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Slugs and salt go great together.

The Recipe: Deep-Fried Slugs and Green Tomatoes

Allow the slugs to live in a bucket or terrarium full of healthy wild greens for at least a few days (we leave them for about a week). This ensures they’ve excreted any potential poisons they may have ingested prior to being harvested, and fed up on healthy greens.

Look at the slugs before you kill them. Say “poor slugs”, and “I’m sorry, but I hope you taste yummy.” Then pick off any large pieces of dirt.

Drop slugs into a bowl with ½ vinegar, ½ hot water. Soak for 10 minutes or so to kill them and remove slime.

Rinse, then boil for about 3 minutes; change water.

Rinse, and boil again, until they stop producing slime. Stir well to separate slime from slugs, then rinse thoroughly. Slit along ventral side of each slug, being careful not to slice the organs, inside, and pull out the digestive gland (in posterior of slug), and any other organs that come out easily.

Turn slug inside out, cut a small slice into the inside of the mantle and slip out the shell. (I am sure we could eat this, but in the interest of education we took them out to examine.)

Rinse slugs again, cut into bite-sized pieces, and bread. We used eggs, and cornflour with a bit of salt, cumin, savoury, and garlic mixed in. We breaded halved green cherry tomatoes in the same way.

Deep-fry, until nice and brown!


it has been my pleasure to make a vegan puke his guts out and run away



Black Lives Matter

You are one sick bastard.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Look in the mirror when you say that Son!

but remember

Thanks to me next time you root under a log for worms and other crawlies you can also collect the slugs.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

Just out of curiosity

Has the stupid Black man in the room realized that this is an actual recipe that was cut and pasted here (excepting the last sentence)


does he actually think I spent time making it up?

and lastly

All Hail the Internet!

Which contains many many things. Some of which are even useful for things other then those intended.


Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

In other news

Marvel has axed every single comic pushed by the “strange sex” contingent

It seems that those of a “strange sex” do not real comics.

Too bad Marvel couldn’t pull its head out of its ass, when the “strange sex” contingent pushed it to release SJW type comics.

Among the comics axed are Mr Fantastically Gay, The Transgender Leopard and Kid Skugo

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I think I pissed off the censors at Press TV. It’s an Iranian based news service

I think the straw that broke the camels back was me pointing out that Uthman, who put the Koran together, from the narrative accounts of the illiterate followers of Mohammad, was killed by Muslims, his corpse pissed on and then he was denied burial in a Muslim graveyard.

He was eventually buried in a Jewish graveyard.

and this is the filth that is Islam.