An Excerpt From My Up And Coming Autobiography

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Afternoon folks. I just wanted to run a few paragraphs from my up and coming autobiography set to be released sometime later this year. All prominent progressives have autobiographies now, from Obama to Hillary to Oprah, because we’re interesting and inspiring people, and people want to read about us. So I though it fitting that I should have my own autobiography, telling the story of how I became one of the most well-known progressives on the internet and the chief editor of the fastest growing accredited news site on the web. I’ve titled it “A Virtuous Life – A story of Courage, Integrity and Bravery”, as I feel that these are the qualities that describe me best and sum up why people would want to read a book about me.

Chapter 1 – The Birth of a Legend

I was born in Connecticut into what you might call an upper middle class family. My father, a successful patent lawyer, was away most of the time. However, once every year he would take the family on vacation and would teach me all about the virtues of the state. My mother was a prominent feminist and author for vanity fair. She taught me what it means to be politically correct and to respect the feelings of those most disadvantaged among us such as women and minorities. Mother also taught me to respect the poor and to defend the virtue of the welfare state from what can only be described as right wing sadism. Since both my parents were Ivy League educated, I developed a deep respect for academic achievement and scholarly excellence.

Chapter 2 – A Child Prodigy

At the age of six, I was sent to a prestigious boarding school in Connecticut. From the very beginning, I knew I was a gifted child. I excelled in politics, modern history and Latin, and by the end of my first year I was awarded the headmaster’s award for best overall student. My school years had a fundamental influence on my attitudes toward academia and my appreciation for academic credentials.

Chapter 3 – The Rebellious Days

My college years were when things stated to go wrong. After a rigorous education in politics and the classics, I was accepted into Dartmouth to perfect and build on what I had learned. The excitement in the air at Dartmouth was overwhelming. Beautiful liberal women paraded the campus, and the students carried themselves with an air of importance and status. One night, immersed in the euphoria of a college party, I found myself sharing a range of drugs with a ragged group of hippy students. This became a frequent pastime, and by my third year of college I was on a combination of marijuana, cocaine and heroin. I’m not proud of those days. Today however, I am fully reformed. I now fully support the ban on dangerous drugs and I would introduce even harsher penalties on those who choose to make these destructive choices.

(To be continued)

U white Bro
U white Bro

Tell us all about your privilige!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Some write autobios out of hubris, others expecting personal growth, still others think they about to croak. What’s your driver? Do you have a driver named Leroy?

#anti-journalism

Sassy Beau Pepys
Sassy Beau Pepys

Take a good look at the picture. Can’t you see MDB’s the kinda honky uses public transport. How can he know the driver’s name?

Sissy Bo Pepys
Sissy Bo Pepys

Shall I tell then your driver’s name, Sis?

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Can I enjoy some Sassy and Sissy in one go?

#rape

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

It could be Michael mmmm! or Michelle.

After Obongo gets his rocks off, Michael or Michelle still needs to do some pitching

and as a good Muslim Obongo will have none of it.

In Islam it is perfectly OK to show your dominance in a male male relationship as the pitcher, but it is forbidden to be the catcher.

Black Lives Matter

Wow, this reminds me of Obama’s autobiography. I am so excited! Progressives are better than everyone else, and we need to let everyone know!

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I want to read a detailed account of the Black Dog Incident.

#fake-news

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.

I am giddy with anticipation for the finale.

If you find yourself experiencing writers block feel free to do like a another trendy author Mr. Wolff and take liberties with what actually happened.

drb6

Did you pee your pants a little in excitement also?

Sissy Bo Pepys
Sissy Bo Pepys

You may have a PhD in Ethnic Studies, but it doesn’t give you the liberty to be so rude. People get excited accidents happen!

drb6

I am not being rude. There is nothing wrong in peeing one’s pants, I am just asking MMVC to share more of xer feelings about upcoming MDB blockbuster. However, your insensitivity in calling me rude made me retreat to my safe space at local community college and play with puppies, little ponies, and inflatable toys. Hope you are happy, you made me cry!

Abu
Abu

Your mother taught you a lot of great thing MDB. And blessings are following you.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

like Blacks Dogs and Chinese air that you can almost EAT

Pbier

Amazing as your life adventure has been until now, the great news is that it will get even more exciting as you develop further into your non binary status and impose your values on the world. If anyone truly understands injustice and inequality of outcome, it’s someone who was born with a privileged background and is comfortable operating within the elites of society. The poor should thank you that you dedicated your life to their cause.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

As can be seen by the pathetic number of hits for this story, nobody cares about the time and troubles of a pansy ass leftist Jew

The TRUE path to internet success is

1)Eye Candy

2) Making fun of stupid blacks

3) and the FERVENT, NaY! NAY! Not JUST Fervent! The FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FANATICAL support for the IMPALEMENT of those Blacks, Muslims, Jews, Commies, Socialists, Democrats, RINOS, Libtads and ALL others who seek to destroy the way of life of the White Descendants of the Fallen Angels.

#rape

#racist

#antisemitic

#homophobic

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

BLM still hasn’t down clicked this one.

Is he okay?

His last batch of crack didn’t have any of those BAD ingredients like laundry detergent in it, did it?

which for some strange reason brings us back to Kwanza.

Miss Crathews
Miss Crathews

MDB…..I have a tingle up my leg….May Allah bless and keep you!!!!

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