According to Newsweek, a prestigious Harvard Law Professor has confirmed it’s still not too late for Hillary. After having her dreams crushed in 2016 by a tidal wave of fake news, Russian hackers targeting John Podesta’s emails, the details of which are not important, and voter intimidation directed at minorities who might not be able to afford identity documents, Hillary has had to endure a year of utter humiliation and crushed aspirations. But according to Lawrence Lessig, professor of Law and Leadership at Harvard University, the most prestigious university for womyn and minorities in the world, there is still hope for Hillary, and the dreams she thought had been stolen from her, may in fact be just over the horizon.
The Russia investigation has been a long and treacherous one, fraught with rabbit holes leading to no concrete evidence, but flush with claims made by named and unnamed sources about the existence of evidence. The first piece of evidence is yet to be found, but the opinions of experts have nevertheless prompted government officials to spend large amounts of time and money investigating this potential scandal. Just because you haven’t found any evidence yet, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t spend all of your time and resources looking for it. In fact, the fact that we haven’t found any concrete evidence yet, despite so many statements by experts saying that there is evidence, just makes this all the more suspicious and leads me and many other progressives to believe that Trump has a lot to hide. And the fact that known right wing extremist liars are now demanding the release of a confidential memo that could compromise this entire investigation, just makes me even more confident that Trump is about to get nailed once and for all.
But I’m not the only one who thinks that this is a strong possibility. Professor Lessig also thinks that this is a very likely outcome, and that through a chain reaction of events could lead to Hillary becoming president, just like she should have been. Lessig claims that if it does in fact emerge that Trump conspired with the Russians, “he’s got to resign, and if he doesn’t resign, then absolutely Congress needs to impeach him”. This impeachment would then lead to Mike Pence becoming president, who would then also be forced to resign due to the illegitimacy of the Republican administration, which would then likely lead to the appointment of Hillary, who won the popular vote and most likely the electoral college too.
I hope that Hillary is praying during her spirit cooking dinners that Trump is finally brought to justice, and cursing his voodoo doll with evil spirits.
Critics will say that progressives are delusional and too pampered to accept a loss with honor and good sportsmanship. But the fact is, we’re always right, and the accredited media tells us so every day. Every celebrity, every news reader and every Harvard Professor agrees with us, and there’s no way those people are all wrong or self-serving. We are always right, and we will therefore never accept defeat and never listen to our critics. We know we’re morally righteous and we know that we have the facts on our side, so right wingers better get out of our way and give us our government back, or we’re going to take back what is rightfully ours!