If you think being a minority in a neighborhood patrolled by racist white policemen, or a young womyn trying to avoid getting raped on a college campus is difficult, try being a white kid raised by right wing parents. I know it’s not customary for progressives to have sympathy for white people, but hear me out here. Despite the monumental efforts of schools, children’s books and children’s movies to teach progressivism to children, white kids in conservative America are still subjected to some of the most hateful and regressive ideas imaginable at home. Whatever progressive education they may have received at school, is quickly undone by their ranting right wing fathers (yes, I know it’s crazy, but white families still have fathers in the 21st Century), patriarchy-appeasing conservative mothers, and deeply racist grandparents who constantly tell their kids about “the good old days” when America was still white and men still had authority at home, in politics and at the workplace.
Dylann Roof and the myriad of other trigger happy white boys wrecking America are a result of the white American family’s obsession with guns, religion and their self-entitled right-wing ideologies that absolve them of their guilt as white people. How can America expect its white youths to be anything other than dysfunctional, when they are teaching them to have strong opinions and fire weapons like in this video:
All be it that white men invented guns; Jews, womyn and people of color should still be able to decide whether white men should be allowed to have them. Just because you invented something, doesn’t mean that you get credit for it, or get any special privileges like not following the orders of people further up the oppression pyramid than you. White kids need to learn that they are guilty and are not allowed to defend themselves or have opinions, or this country is going to continue to fall apart like it is under Trump.
So, kids, if your parents are teaching you that it’s ok to use guns, and that the right to use them is legally granted to you by ancient laws like the “second amendment”, remember that you don’t have to listen to them – you can call the FBI. The FBI is increasingly spending its time investigating extreme right wing terrorists in white America, just like European authorities are investigating Islamophobic nationalist groups who are terrorizing Muslims and immigrants. If you have any reason to believe that your parents are engaging in domestic terrorism or child abuse, then not only do you have a right to turn them in, but it is your duty to do so.
Domestic terrorism could be anything from having excessive amounts of firepower to engaging in verbal violence with terms like “###egal immigrants”, “####hole countries”, “Islamic ##tremists” or “##chor babies”. It could even be something like using too much electricity, or having a gas-guzzling pickup truck that destroys the environment.
If you don’t believe that your parents are terrorists or child abusers, then think again. When white children asked their parents the following survey of questions, researchers were shocked to discover that 90% of the parents were engaged in heinous acts worthy of arrest and loss of custody:
a) Do you believe that transgender children have the right to demand sex change operations to avoid the devastating life-long consequences of wrong-sex puberty?
b) Do you think dreamer children who were born in the United States should be given amnesty?
c) Would you consider giving up the right to drive and using a self-driving car developed by Google to reduce your carbon footprint?
d) If your city planner wanted to turn your local nature reserve into a wind farm to help save the environment, would you object?
e) If an undocumented American who has worked here for his life happened to cast a vote in one of our electrons, would you invalidate his vote and take his voice away?
Advocating changes to our political system that move it off the current trajectory to making white people powerless, despised and eventually extinct, is hateful and mean, and should be a red flag that your parents are not interested in creating the progressive future for you that we all want. If you were born a girl, but you know you are a boy, or an octopus, or an alien, and your parents don’t want to give you the necessary surgery and hormones to be your true self, then you are the victim of extreme child abuse. But do not fret – you are not alone. The FBI, DHS and CPS are hear to help you, and they are just one quick telephone call away. Don’t let your parents tell you what to do, and don’t let them fill your minds with hate and bigotry. This is your world, it’s your country, and it’s your life. So don’t let anyone take that away from you.