London, England (Accredited Times) — The Accredited Times has already covered the amazing contributions of Muslims to early British and Viking history. Now stunning new evidence confirms that Britain’s original inhabitants were in fact People of Color.
According to a bombshell report from the U.K. Guardian, the “first modern Britons had ‘dark to black’ skin.” The Guardian based its report on experts who purportedly analyzed an ancient skeleton found in Britain. The presence of the black skeleton clearly shows that all ancient Britons were Black.
“It really shows up that these imaginary racial categories that we have are really very modern constructions, or very recent constructions, that really are not applicable to the past at all,” said Tom Booth, an archaeologist at the Natural History Museum in London who participated in the project.
The report comes as no surprise to students of history. In 1136 CE, Geoffrey of Monmouth penned his historical classic, The History of the Kings of Britain, which many pre-modern writers, including William Shakespeare, relied upon as fact. According to Geoffrey, Britain’s original settlers were People of Color originally from what is now Turkey, a Muslim country. Indeed, the name “Britain” allegedly derives from Brutus of Troy — the leader of a group of refugees who fled Turkey for Britain after Greek whites destroyed their homes in a war. Geoffrey’s account is further supported by other ancient historians, including Nennius, a 9th century Welsh monk.
The original inhabitants of Britain were also sexually diverse. According to ancient accounts, one of the original kings of Britain was Brutus’ great-grandson, Mempricius. Geoffrey describes Mempricius as “addicted” to “sodomy,” preferring it to the “pleasures of the conjugal state.” Sadly, though, “in the twentieth year of his reign, while he was hunting, he retired from his company into a valley, where he was surrounded by a great multitude of ravenous wolves, and devoured by them in a horrible manner.”
As in America, People of Color in Britain soon found themselves under attack by murderous Anglo-Saxon whites. According to ancient accounts, Saxons started arriving in the 5th century CE after the Romans stopped defending the country for financial reasons — apparently because of ill-conceived “austerity” programs concocted in a Trumpian fit of economic illiteracy. According to Geoffrey of Monmouth, the traitorous British king Vortigern subsequently allowed whites to enter all so he could marry a white girl, Rowena. Several years later, whites murdered Britain’s black leaders in an event called the “Treachery of the Long Knives” — an event bearing remarkable similarities to the “Night of the Long Knives,” which launched the Holocaust centuries later.
Like the heroic Jews who fought against Nazi Germany, Britain’s aborigines refused to stand down. Most notably, another British king, Arthlwys — whom modern historians identify as King Arthur — successfully fought the invading Anglo-Saxons from his base in Wales. But eventually the brutal whites defeated the peaceful People of Color.
In short, the new report simply confirms what historians have long known: Britain belongs to People of Color — not whites. Whites are like a virus, except their symptoms include police brutality, genocides, racism, sexism, imperialism, colonialism, homophobia, segregation, and slavery. It’s time for whites to shut up and pay the reparations owed to us for centuries of mayhem.