Is Melania the Real Problem?

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Melania Trump, Christmas 2017.


In some ways Donald Trump seems the unlikely savior of conservatism — billionaire playboy, divorcee, reality TV star, New Yorker.  These are the demographic groups of Democrats, not anti-establishment conservatives.

Fourteen years ago, Trump seemed substantially more liberal.  He gave money to Democrats.  He worked at NBC.  Even Oprah liked him.

But then something changed.  Trump became a birther.  He started pushing for tax cuts and limited government.  He started parading patriotic themes, like “America First” and “Make America Great Again.”  The Trump of the Howard Stern Show became the Trump of the Sean Hannity Show.

Trump used to support progressives, like Al Sharpton (standing) and Jesse Jackson (sitting, right).

The question is why.  Of course, there’s little doubt that Trump, like other white males, has long harbored racist, sexist, xenophobic, and Islamophobic sentiments.  But Trump has gone well beyond the typical “Archie Bunker” political incorrectness.  The Trump of today is conservatism’s foremost champion against socialism.  Notably, Trump’s transformation sometime in the mid-2000s seems to coincide with his marriage to a mostly quiet womyn of Eastern European origin, Melania Trump (née Knavs).  According to experts that we surveyed, Melania may be the major factor in pushing Trump against progressivism, a.k.a., communism.

Melania’s background screams “anti-communist.”  Born in Yugoslavia in 1970, Melania grew up in a communist country under the shadow of the Soviet Union, the daughter of a manager of car and motorcycle dealerships — traditionally a bourgeois occupation.  Despite communist rules prohibiting the free exercise of religion, Melania’s father, Viktor Knavs, had Melania secretly baptized in the Catholic Church.  The Knavs family likely harbored an intense hatred of communism.  Although Melania’s father had success as a businessman, the communist economy kept the Knavs in humble circumstances; Melania mostly grew up in modest apartments, rather than the lavish penthouses Melania enjoys today.

At eighteen, Melania defected from the Eastern Bloc and moved to capitalist Milan, Italy where she began a modeling career for capitalistic companies.  She later moved to New York City, the heart of capitalism in the Western world, to continue her bourgeois frivolities.  Working ten modeling jobs in seven weeks, Melania gained a reputation as a hard worker and soon became massively successful in her career.  When communism fell in the Eastern Bloc, Melania shockingly supported the regressive anti-communists.

Melania (above) in a modeling shoot for GQ.  As illustrated in the photo, Melania has rejected the gender ambiguity of her predecessor, Michelle Obama.

Like many Eastern Europeans, Melania seems to have strong traditional values, including a strong religious faith.  After Trump stole the Presidential election in 2016, Melania reportedly said, “I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised.”  Under the Obama administration, Barack and Michelle accumulated large numbers of religious artifacts from around the world, including Voodoo dolls from Haiti and witch-doctor idols from Africa.  On Melania’s insistence, all of the non-Christian artifacts were tossed out of the White House.  According to Pastor Paul Begley of Community Gospel Baptist Church in Knox, Indiana, “All religious artifacts from former administrations were removed except for one cross on one wall in the White House.”

In moving to the White House, Melania and Donald reportedly allowed “40 pastors to come in to the White House and anoint [Donald] with oil and lay their hands and pray on him.”  The Trumps then had the pastors conduct a full “Spiritual Cleaning” of the White House.  The cleansing bears a stark contrast to the Clintons, who, according to Bill Clinton’s autobiography, attended a Voodoo ceremony in Haiti where an alleged “spirit arrived” and a person bit the head off of a chicken while others burned their bodies with torches and walked over hot coals.

Notably, while Western Europe has become more progressive, Eastern Europe has followed America’s mad descent into Trumpism.  In Hungary, Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has taken the same capitalistic and xenophobic positions as Donald Trump, even advocating building a wall to keep out peaceful Muslim immigrants.  In the Czech Republic, Prime Minister Miloš Zeman endorsed Trump.  And in Russia . . . well, we’ve heard enough about Trump and Russia for now.

Melania’s capitalistic traditionalism is frightening.  Melania needs to be targeted and attacked vigorously.  We cannot allow critics of socialism to influence policy.  The next time Melania attends an event, progressives need to protest vigorously and show the Trumps that America is not Eastern Europe.  America is socialist.  Don’t let America fall to the capitalists.

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TedCruz
TedCruz

Don’t you have any Congressional boondoggles to support? Humor us.

#domestic-terrorism

TedCruz
TedCruz

Mooslim high-jabs at Macy’s. Go get ‘em for your harems.

MillionDollarBonus

It’s time for a California burkini contest! Wooohooo!

drb6

Wow, what a hard-hitting piece! Finally, the problem identified – Melania is a sizeist Christian extremist!

Ten sickles and hammers, an obligatory read for all progressives!

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#accredited-times-pick

trav777

She’s also dreadfully WHITE and doesn’t have tattoos and brightly-colored hair. She has a dress size in the low single digits which is TOTALLY unhealthy and shames people with double digit sizes merely by her existence, just like those F1 grid girls.

Melania was TOTALLY exploited by the modeling profession and thankfully less attractive womyn are there to help to shut that down (like the F1 grid girls) and eliminate those womyn from the rolls of the exploited.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

The brightly colored hair has served its purpose reducing the chance of cranial overheating and brain damage.

Unlike some people posting here, who seem to be brain damaged.

MillionDollarBonus

It’s hideous and objectifying. It’s also very inconvenient for progressives to have such an intolerably attractive first lady with Trump – which subliminally indicates that women like rich, powerful and successful white males. This isn’t true.

Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness
Mules! Proof of Allahs Kindness

I think he wised up as he got older, and he tossed off the leftist brainwashing he received as a child.

Pbier

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head, BLM, it’s Melania who is the problem.

As you say, she is a Catholic, which makes her a member of the most unaccredited religion in the world bar none. Catholics believe some very crazy things, which explains a lot about what is happening in the White House.

To take just one example, Catholics even believe that the Virgin Mary appeared to 70,000 people (including then-atheists, after not so much) at Fatima, Portugal, in 1917, the same year as the glorious revolution in Russia. According to Catholics, the Virgin Mary said that:

“Russia would be God’s chosen “instrument of chastisement,” spreading the “errors” of atheism and materialism across the earth, fomenting wars, annihilating nations and persecuting the Faithful everywhere.”

After specifically prophesising when the Second World War would occur, she apparently also said “If My requests are not granted [to consecrate Russia to the her], Russia will spread its errors throughout the world”

As progressives, we clearly don’t need to worry much about the above. It’s certainly true that America, Western Europe etc. have adopted many of the old ways of the Soviet Union, but these are surely fantastic things to celebrate rather than calling them “errors”.

MillionDollarBonus

That’s just weird. Our current system is clearly superior to what we had before. Womyn now have the ability to vote men’s rights away. And minorities have the ability to vote away white peoples’ rights. This is equality and justice.

trav777

Popularity contests are the best way to pick leaders

MillionDollarBonus

We should all be suspicious of Melania given that she is white, Eastern European and attractive, all traits more commonly held by conservatives than progressives. Melania may well be the main factor in Trump’s magical transformation from a progressive into a conservative.

It’s quite astonishing that so many people who lived under communism seem to be against it, from Russians and Eastern Europeans to Cambodians and Vietnamese. It really goes to show how powerful the capitalist propaganda machine is, as we know from the promotional literature produced by these communist regimes that their societies were peaceful, organized, fair and prosperous.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

To each his own I say. I’m white as a sheet and proud of it. Only time I’m black is after a few pints at The Cabin. When I drink too much and do my Baseball Furies act, I go overboard with the eye black.

#racist

Sassy Beau Pepys
Sassy Beau Pepys

Black Lives Matter. You should be ashamed of yourself, taking the piss like that. I’m black all the time and proud of it!

Sassy Beau Pepys
Sassy Beau Pepys

I’m talking to you, LOGGER

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Sassy and I don’t always agree but this time I’m with her 1000 percent.

LOGGER you’re full of shit!!

Tall Twee Surgeon
Tall Twee Surgeon

I gonna take myself over to the Logger to down a few before I slap on my makeup. I may be full of shit, but nobody in that bar gets even close to doing a black Fury better than me.

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Don’t forget to take your meds!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Satisfy your valentine with a foot-long or, in BLM’s case, a 3-incher.

Bill Gated
Bill Gated

BLM is not black???

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