The Case for Being a Cuck

Originally published by GQ Magazine A stranger on the Internet called you a cuck. Whew! That means you’re not an asshole. If you are totally...

Top 10 Lame Excuses White People Use To Prove They Are Not Racist

It seems like no matter how hard CRT scholars and black activists work to educate white people about their privilege, many of them still...

The (Almost) Complete LGTBQ+ Cheat Sheet

According to World Net Daily, the new acronym for the LGBTQ+ community is "LGBTQQICAPF2K+", in order to be more inclusive and to avoid marginalizing...

Introducing The Accredited Times Global Intersectional Oppression Index (ATGIOI)

Economists, social scientists and academics have long used 'indices' in order to produce objective measures of how countries are performing relative to one another....

“The Art Of Joyless Living” – An Exclusive Extract From The Forthcoming Book Release

I've had less time recently for writing articles as I work on an exciting new book.  Publication is scheduled tentatively for Autumn 2028 as...

An Excerpt From My Up And Coming Autobiography

Afternoon folks. I just wanted to run a few paragraphs from my up and coming autobiography set to be released sometime later this year....

The Muhammads – The Funniest Movie of 2018

The Accredited Times has been given an exclusive scoop on an up and coming Hollywood blockbuster that is setting itself up to be the...

The Fantastically Gay And Transgender Leopard Slug

It is common for nasty misogynist homophobic anti-trans bigots to make the outrageously unscientific claim that homosexuality and gender-fluidity is unnatural. When in reality...

John Sakars Releases Highly Anticipated Greatest Hits Album

Multi talented Vegan hero and Anti-Capitalist Universal Income proponent John Sakars has once again taken the music world by storm - with his latest...

Saluting The Courage Of Male Feminists

Vive l'estrogen! Mort à la tEstostérone! In Current Year, being a "Real Man" means eschewing one's masculinity and embracing utter self-hatred for one's biologically-assigned gender. It...