Innocent Black Female Hounded Out Of Job By Racist CIA

Langley, Virginia (Accredited Times) - showing its deep racist instincts, the CIA proudly announced today that is had terminated a female black labrador's employment...

Why the Left Needs a New Proletariat

For decades, the left has relied on the white working class as a dependable voting block. Indeed, the white working class were the original...

The Accredited Times Endorses Julius Malema for President of South Africa

As we continue to grow in influence and reach at the Accredited Times, we are becoming more and more politically involved. Last year, we...

Why Hillary Should Run Again In 2020

Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) - In 2016, Hillary Clinton was almost the perfect Presidential candidate.  Progressive.  Experienced.  A self-identifying womyn with a real vagina...

How Obama Fundamentally Transformed West Point

West Point, New York (Accredited Times) - Upon becoming President, Barack Hussein Obama essentially had three goals for fundamentally transforming the United States Military Academy at...

The Ethical And Business Case For Detailed Biological Consent Forms

London, England - (Accredited Times) In a groundbreaking judgement, Jersey magistrates court ruled today that, whilst a womyn's vagina was outside their jurisdiction for reasons...

Courageous Eminem Literally Destroys Trump

It takes a brave man to make an enemy of the most powerful person in the world. And yet, this is exactly what hip-hop/...

Why Freedom Of Conscience Is A Hobby Which Holds Us Back

In times past, the role of a company's CEO was focused almost exclusively on 'value-creation'.  This involved determining the strategic direction of the business,...

Al Sharpton: Civil Rights Hero

New York, New York (Accredited Times) - Al Sharpton once said, "But resist we much.  We must, and we will much -- about that...

Antifa: Deface Columbus Day!

Damn, it feels too good to be progressive!  We are fighting back against Trump and his fascist pigs.  We are fighting back against Russian...