Why We Need To Ban Cycling Now

Until another lone wolf lost control of his van in the streets of Barcelona today, with evil alt-right bigots quick to blame 'Islam',...

Barcelona Terror Attack Boringly Unoriginal

Barcelona, Spain (Accredited Times) - Stop me if you've heard this story before.  Earlier today, religious extremists attacked innocent civilians in a terror...

300 Nouns To Describe Trump

Donald J. Trump often leaves journalists speechless.  His positions are commonly so controversial and outrageous that journalists have no clue how to describe them. ...

Why Taxes Can Never Be High Enough

As progressives, we understand that no matter how high taxes are, they are never high enough. Conservatives often ask us whether the combined tax...

Why Diamond And Silk Are Racist

Mountain View, California (Accredited Times) - Well, Mr. Trump.  If it's a war you want, it's a war you'll damn well get. Trump fired the...

Trump, You Are Wrong! White People Are ALWAYS to Blame

Donald Trump has done it again - he has tried to use "logic" and "facts" to somehow violate the narrative that has been honed...

Progressives – You’re Perfect, it’s Everyone Else Who Needs to Change

As hundreds of baffled Charlottesville protesters exclaim in shock, "but ... we were only protesting against racism!", progressives are struggling to understand how the right...

Kim Jong-un To Win Nobel Peace Prize?

Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) - As darkness falls upon the West, a shining beacon on a hill lights the world with a ray of...

Why Smart People Are a Threat to Progress

Throughout history, progressives seeking to bring about a communist revolution have faced much opposition from so-called "critical thinkers" who question the prevailing narratives designed...

My Experience In Charlottesville

Charlottesville, Virginia (Accredited Times) - For me, mornings are a series of routines.  I wake up, usually around 11:00 a.m., read the New York...