Trump Destroyed Professional Sports — Most People Just Don’t Know It Yet

Donald Trump destroys almost everything he touches.  Marriage equality.  Transgendered rights.  The African-American community.  All have been destroyed by the monstrosity known as Trump. ...

The Mortal Danger Of Physical Exercise

Three weeks into the New Year, and my guess is that many people's resolution to finally 'get fit' and 'lose some weight' is already falling...

The Proud Feminist Roots Of Womyns’ Mud Wrestling

FORGET everything you thought you knew about the honorable sport of womyns' mud wrestling. Recency bias and unaccredited media are responsible for instilling the...

Breaking News: Amazon Agrees To Stream Womyns’ Beach Volleyball For Next Three Summers

Christmas has seemingly come early for sporty feminists the world over. Sick and tired of asthmatic men dominating the world of televised sport, the...

Who Should Have Been Selected for the College Football Playoff?

Are you ready for some football?  As many have heard, the College Football Playoff Committee selected four teams yesterday to compete for the

The Misogynistic Underfunding of Womens’ Sport

We have the British to thank for inventing the bulk of sports we play and watch today. Once they had built their empire and...

UCLA Shoplifters Are Good, Trump Is Evil

Los Angeles, California (Accredited Times) - As a member of the Nation of Islam, I normally avoid the Bible like the ten plagues...

Cultural Appropriation Battle: Lin’s Dreads vs. Martin’s Tattoos

Brooklyn, New York (Accredited Times) - The Internet exploded earlier today as progressives battled over perhaps the most important cultural appropriation debate ever to...

Why Taking A Knee Is Not Enough

As the mainstream media has explained, anyone who refuses to take a knee against the American flag and the national anthem is a racist....

Trump Withdraws Invitation for the Golden State Warriors

Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) - In bombshell developments breaking earlier this morning, Donald Trump has shockingly withdrawn his invitation to the largely African-African Golden...