It’s Official – Hillary Is Innocent!


After enduring months of relentless criticism and slander from republicans and conservatives regarding the supposed emails ‘scandal’, Hillary has finally been exonerated. After conducting a thorough investigation, FBI Director James Comey recommended that no charges should be brought against Hillary, as there is simply unsubstantial evidence of any illegal activity. In agreement with the FBI’s recommendation, the Department of Justice decided not to bring any charges against Hillary, again due to insufficient evidence of wrong doing.

This is a victory against sexism and hate, as conservatives finally have to admit that Hillary was innocent all along, and that their accusations of criminal activity were completely unfounded and blown out of proportion in order to score cheap political points. This whole debacle just goes to show just how dishonest and deceitful republicans and conservatives can be, and how they will resort to smear tactics to tear down their opposition and further their right-wing agenda.

As conservatives retreat with their tails between their legs, Hillary’s campaign can once again focus on the issues that Americans really care about, such as protecting the Affordable Care Act, restricting access to dangerous firearms, and raising the minimum wage for underpaid workers. It can at times be difficult to be on the left, and endure the constant barrage of reactionary vitriol spewed upon us by right-wing demagogues. But at least we can rest assured that our media and legal system are intact, and will protect us from the baseless allegations and slander that will no doubt continue to emanate from the far right.


  1. Finally, thanks to the FBI, our long national nightmare is over… Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, and reward America with its first female president, Hillary Clinton.

    • It’s such a relief Bob, to know that we can rely on our justice system to stand up to the far right and defend American progress. Hillary will continue Obama’s legacy and build on the progress we have made over the last many decades. Nobody can stop her, not Trump, not the far right, nobody.

  2. You are so right, these uncivilized unfounded accusations are finally put to rest, thank goodness we have a fair system that works for all American citizens no matter rich or poor – indivisible, with justice for all!

  3. Good. Finally Comey and the FBI can get back to the really important stuff.

    – Like clearing those pesky ranchero vermin off of the North-Western Mineral Resource Area… – Those Rooskies won’t be kept waiting and Hillary still needs every dollar her Foundation, I mean Campaign war-chest, can get between now and November.