Vegan Living For The Holiday Season

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The vegan lifestyle is the best and most healthy lifestyle there is by far. Vegans shun all meat, dairy products and anything remotely associated with animal exploitation, such as leather products. Almost all vegans vote democrat also. This make vegans the most morally superior and progressive beings on Earth, with bonus points if they happen to be black and gay as well. Although they are careful to keep their views strictly private, will never judge you for your preference for meat, and do not seek to proselatyse impose their views on others, vegans have a lot to teach the carnivores or even vegetarians among us. Few people are aware of this fact, but the Vegan diet is actually far healthier than the vegetarian diet, especially for those with physical intolerance of dairy foods. Vegan food is also much better for the environment.

As the holiday season approaches, we naturally think ahead to food and what we might serve up on the special day to beloved family members and friends. Whether we are celebrating Christmas (for Christians), Kwanzaa (African Americans), Hanukkah (Jews), Human Light (Atheists/Humanists) or even The Grand High Climax (Satanists), the food we eat takes central importance.

Anyone who has yet to embrace the vegan lifestyle may find it difficult to imagine choosing a non-meat option for the special occasion. If you want proof of this, try asking a Christian to foresake Turkey or Beef, a Jew not to eat lamb, or a Satanist to deprive himself/herself of the traditional sperm/breast milk/premenstrual blood ‘spirit cooking’ feast. Chances are that you will be met by outright hostility. This anger is due to the excess protein levels in the average carnivore.

It doesn’t have to be this way; in 2016, we have many delicious alternatives to consuming dead animals. Why does a beautiful and innocent lamb/turkey/cow etc. have to be slaughtered and its blood shed just so that you get your protein fix? Eating dead animals is not so much a selfish way of life but rather EVIL EVIL DISGUSTING!!!!!!

Here are a few delicious vegan alternatives made up of…various vegan ingredients.

Vegan Christmas
Vegan ‘surprise’ made from carefully grown and organically certified ingredients. Recommended especially for those suffering from irritable bowel syndrome
Vegan Christmas
Vegan Fish-Shaped Carrot Cake
Vegan Christmas
The Vegan “Pepito” sandwich

If these do not somehow get your taste buds going, there is always the option of nut roast, vegan spare ribs, lentil burgers, chestnut and mushroom wings,soy and quinoa country roast.

Enjoy the holidays but, most of all, let the animals enjoy them too!

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Great article!! Anybody who doubts the wisdom of a vegan diet should read the recent article on this web site, “The Joy of Cocker Spaniels.” Look at the picture of the obese carnivorous cocker spaniel, and compare it to the picture of the healthy vegetarian dog. I would rather be like that healthy, happy vegetarian dog.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Yup the vegan diet is the natural diet for dogs – what kind of dog wouldn’t be completely happy and satisfied on a diet of vegetables and soy?

By the way, I received a message from Rich that he has suffered a wrist injury after falling from his bicycle, with possible involvement of the Russian mafia who may have taken exception to some of his journalistic work. Let’s all wish him a speedy recovery and a return to the groundbreaking accredited journalism that we’ve come to expect from him!

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Wow those recipes look absolutely delicious! The science is absolutely clear that the vegan diet is the natural human diet, consisting of soy, vegetables and processed meat substitutes fried in vegetable oils. This is by far the healthiest diet, which is why vegans look so healthy and frequently feature in Men’s magazine and Vogue. Meat is POISON! PURE POISON!

Meat elevates testosterone levels and aggression in men, and makes them more likely to vote Republican. Mean eaters are far less likely to have a college education, and those that do tend to have degrees in the patriarchal science and engineering fields and have no clue about social justice issues or modern culture!

The ONLY exception to veganism should be Muslims who eat Halaal meat, in which the animals are humanely slaughtered using a specific religious method.

expatlogger
expatlogger

Great pics Pbier! pepito sandwich enough to make a mexican barf, carrot cake boomerang to fell a posse of aussies, and I hate to think what the ‘surprise’ would do to anyone suffering from irritable bowel syndrone.

#fake-news

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Excuse me? Those recipes look delicious! You obviously have a very closed mind! The fish-shaped carrot cake looks the most appetizing by far.

richandrenee

Is the carrot cake gluten free?

richandrenee

Yummy. I might see if we can tweak it a bit so it can be served raw.

The health benefits of a totally raw, gluten free, vegan diet are amazing.

richandrenee

Wow – how correct you are about us vegans too often keeping our views to ourselves.

We really need the government to step in and put a punitive tax on animal products – one that reflects the enormous environmental damage that the exploitation of animals does.

The disgusting eating of corpse and secretions must stop – climate change demands it..

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Glad you’re back Rich. Am I the only one who thinks the Russian mafia may have had something to do with your wrist injury? Hope you’re feeling better.

richandrenee

It certainly looks that way – one word against the homophobic rabid dictator Putin and next thing you know, you’re in an accident. Classic KGB tactics.

We won’t be silenced until the Russian LGBT+ community is free!

Thank you for your well wishes.

richandrenee

We’re always going to suffer a certain amount of petty professional jealousy writing for the world leading Accredited Times Pbier.

But this time it looks like a KGB organized accident – traffic accidents are a mainstay of KGB methods. The fact that they targeted my wrists to try and silence our writing is a dead giveaway.

The Russians are to blame for many things that go wrong these days.

TrueDat
TrueDat

I just realize that something that I do almost every morning is not what I thought it was, its actuwlly me making a vegan dish.

Most mornings I make the “avegan fish shaped carrot cake” but this morning I made a big steaming pile of Vegan Pepito sandwich filling.

Trav777, MDB; and friends, Im taking orders now.

#hate-speech

TrueDat
TrueDat

Cant wait until this evening for all those liberal tears.

Im giddy as a school girl.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

I wouldn’t be so confident if I were you. How are these Trump-supporting electors going to answer to the protests outside complaining about Russia’s involvement in the election??

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

It looks like they did it under my account too! Those bastards! I would never be so transphobic as to think it was a typo. I guess we’re going to have to step up the security here. I just wish they’d hurry up with these internet regulations!

TrueDat
TrueDat

More excitement! Thanks to those MUSLIM terrorists, Russia and US will be much closer as we have a common enemy.

Condolences in death of the Russian Ambassador.

Its so sad some people saying it justified to kill someone like this.

Trav777,

I really liked your video. I didnt think that was legal but I guess a man and his dog really can be best fri nda and in this case more.

Xxoo

#russian-propaganda

Black Lives Matter

Veganism is good, but an agriculture-free vegan diet is even better. Agriculture results in the deaths of millions of innocent animals every year, as well as innocent bacteria, fungi, and viruses. Plus, clear-cutting for agriculure destroys ancient forests and fragile habitats.

The simple fact is that there are too many people. Our CO2 levels are rising at frightening rates, causing devastating earthquakes, volcanic explosions, and meteorite showers. It’s better for people not to eat at all. But if you choose to eat, don’t do it at the expense of fragile habitats and Mother Earth.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

You are very sensitive, BLM, and also a visionary. Those plants and microorganisms are all our evolutionary brothers and sisters, and should have rights equal to our own.

You mentioned Mother Earth. Let’s all remember that Mother Earth has a basic moral right over her own body. She might to decide to abort the whole human race.

Black Lives Matter

When I hug a tree, I often notice that if I listen closely enough, I can hear it crying. CO2 is poisonous to animals and humans, but ESPECIALLY to plants. The planet has a fever!!!

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

BLM, Accredited Times is experiencing a great literary revolution. I wonder why MDB hasn’t made you write articles for him.

You said: “It’s better for people to not eat at all.” That’s ingenious. If you don’t eat, you save the lives of all the creatures you mentioned. But as an additional blessing, you don’t have to go to the bathroom. (I am using this euphemism because I am shy). We all know that excrement is nasty, and we don’t want it on us. We don’t want to smell it. But most people take it for granted that it’s a necessary evil. It’s not necessary! We just need the will power to stop eating. Why would we shut the door when we go to the bathroom if we didn’t have guilty conscience? So we all know deep inside that we should just say No to food.

vdv
vdv

Its nice that people with irritable bowel syndrome have generously provided raw material, ironically, for the IBS sufferers. Pbier, your first photo looks finger-licking good.

@Sugarlock, how can you stop the raw material for vegan dishes? That is very cruel of you. How will PETA fight for animal rights all over the world, if their volunteers are made to starve?

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. vdv, I think you are being a smart aleck. Pbier said:

“Vegan ‘surprise’ made from carefully grown and organically certified ingredients. Recommended especially for those suffering from irritable bowel syndrome”

He didn’t say that the ingredients of Vegan Surprise were from the irritable bowels.

Accredited Times is a serious news organization. It rated the most Complex of all news organizations in a recent survey done by experts. This is no place for joking, sarcasm, or satire.

Black Lives Matter

Sadly, there just aren’t enough progressive voices in the media. That’s why we all need to do our part by posting comments on important progressive sites, like the Accredited Times, and “middle of the road” publications, like the Huffington Post, the Washington Post, and the New York Times.

You are 100% correct in your analysis. Deep down, people have great shame in the violence that they have perpetrated against nature. White Privilege has created a culture that views nature as “the Other” — an unforgiving monster that needs to be conquered and oppressed. But, as People of Color have long known, this warped view of the world is unsustainable and amounts to ecological genocide. We need to live in peace and harmony with Mother Earth. That means no more fossil fuels, no more manufacturing, no more agriculture, no more development, AND NO MORE CO2.

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