Things Obama Needs to Do Before His Term Ends

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It’s been a magical and truly unforgettable eight years under President Obama’s leadership. Our economy has recovered from one of the worst financial crises in US history, thousands of jobs have been created in our booming service sector, our stock market has made record highs month after month, healthcare has become affordable and available to all, Bin Laden has been brought to justice, and Libya has been freed from Gaddafi’s tyrannical rule. Sadly however, our first African American President’s final term is coming to an end, and the fly-over states have replaced him with arguably the most deplorable Presidential candidate in our nation’s history.

Obama has just over two months to pass as much progressive legislation as possible before his term ends, and it’s crucial that he uses this time wisely to minimize the damage done by the Trump administration. The following is a list of things that President Obama absolutely must do over the next two months:

1. Engage Russia in Kinetic Action

As we covered in yesterday’s article, Obama needs to force Trump’s hand by launching a preemptive strike against Russia such as a no-fly zone over Syria, which as top generals have pointed out, will provoke Russia into declaring war with the United States. NATO will then be able to invade Russia, and Trump will have no choice but to follow through and support the invasion until its conclusion.

2. Solidify His Executive Orders

When Trump gets into power, he is able to undo Obama’s executive orders. This cannot be allowed to happen. Obama needs to assemble a team of lawyers and somehow cast these executive orders into stone so that they cannot be undone. One possibility is that he could issue an executive order exempting his previous executive orders from being unsigned.

3. Issue Amnesty to All Undocumented Americans

There are millions of undocumented Americans living in the US, who are denied their basic rights such as food stamps, welfare and the ability to vote. Obama needs to issue an executive order granting citizenship to every undocumented American before Trump has a chance to deport them.

4. Ban Semi-Automatics and Limit Ammunition

It’s a myth that President Obama is against the second amendment. He simply supports sensible gun control laws that prevent terrorists and mass shooters from owning dangerous amounts of fire power. Obama needs to issue an executive order to ban semi-automatic weapons, and limit ammunition to one magazine per registered firearm. This way, preppers and militias will be unable to stockpile levels of ammunition that could be used to fight against our own government.

MillionDollarBonus_

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trav777

Godspeed to you my friend.

Obama should immediately issue an executive order banning racists from holding elected office. This would invalidate Trump’s win. He should also order the Electoral College nullified so that the popular vote as of right now instead of when it’s finally tallied can be used to support a HRC presidency.

Obama should also immediately order all of the agencies to round up all people who voted for Trump and imprison them as enemies of the State to thwart the inevitable attempts by these deplorable people to reverse the executive orders.

And an executive order for many trillions to be printed by the Fed for reparations to minorities injured by the election of Trump. As Harry Reid said, these people are SCARED. SCARED ffs…this is not a case of their being utterly hysterical idiots, they are really fearful for good reasons as Trump has said many times that he will execute every single person according to the “one drop rule.” I mean he did say that or else all of the minorities who are scared are simply insane, which CNN would have told me if it were true.

Obama should also grant the vote to people from other countries who WANT to be here, according to the Zeroth Amendment which is on the Statue of Liberty, which guarantees the right of all people of the world to come to the United States. A Marxist jew Emma Lazarus wrote that so it is CANON. With all these new voters, Obama can demand a revote and then the result can be as desired.

Trofim Lysenko had the right idea in Soviet Russia; when scientists attempted to show that his hallucinatory ideas on genetics and science were incorrect, he simply had them shot. This is how irrational dissent or opposition to the Party and progressive march should be dealt with, in the name of tolerance, peace, and diversity.

jfb

And the reparations for slavery? When????

MillionDollarBonus_

This is being taken care of by the UN, which Obama looks likely to be heading up very soon. The UN found the US guilty of racial terrorism and therefore owing reparations to African Americans. The UN is going to force the US to pay these reparations, or there will be a variety of consequences, from fines to military action. The human rights council, headed up by Saudi Arabia, will be overseeing the process.

V. Record
V. Record

Regarding #3 — ideally, a way could be found to issue amnesty not just to undocumented Americans, but to those individuals currently residing outside our borders as citizens of other countries. This means people who intend to enter the US at some time in the future, at their convenience and on their own timetable, would not be penalized for not having already made the journey. Restricting their right to participate in our social welfare programs due to constraints of geography is the most insidious form of racism yet unaddressed by progressive thinking.

MillionDollarBonus_

Yes, you make a good point. However this could provoke a backlash from violent right wing elements within America. I think issuing amnesty to undocumented Americans already residing within the country is the least we can do, and you would have to be a complete bigot to disagree with this. After this, progressives can start working for open borders and a global government that provides welfare to the entire world, at the expense of the most privileged demographics in society such as white western males.

trav777

Sorry but there is a poem on the Statue of Liberty which GUARANTEES the right of ALL people of the world to come to the United States. This is the Zeroth Amendment to the Constitution.

Cowboy79

Sorry, Trav. Poems from anywhere don’t pre-empt the Constitution, regardless of your sympathies. Zeroth Amendment? More like blatant stupid.

Bill Hill
Bill Hill

Agreed! But let’s remember the real INTENT of the glorious words carved into the statue of liberty and remember that those words are literally carved into stone – we owe ALL of the peoples of the world a fair shake here whether they live here or not. Extend benefits and payments to all citizens of Earth! We can turn the entire planet into a true worker’s paradise! Call BS on the elections, allow Barack to continue his reign – better yet place him at the head of the UN and give the UN complete rule over all nations! Ah we can dream can’t we?

Douglas Henderson
Douglas Henderson

Hey, MDB. These are all great ideas. I just have a question. If you ban semi-auto pistols, what do you need a magazine for? Revolvers don’t use magazines. Perhaps a better plan would be to allow all types of weapons, but just ban magazines altogether.

MillionDollarBonus_

Special cases like this would be included in the fine print. Basically, you would only be allowed to posses the maximum ammunition capacity for each firearm. This would make it impractical to stockpile large amounts of ammunition. We need to make sure that the vast majority of fire power is held by the government, as history proves that this leads to the safest and most peaceful society possible.

Backwoods Engineer

Oh, please, please, PLEASE get Obama to double-super-secret methods to “ban” all ammunition except for “one magazine per registered weapon!” I want to see the pajama boys and the emo girls try to come take our weapons, ammo, and magazines away! So entertaining! And by the way, precious, my safes full of semi-automatic weapons are… wait for it… NOT REGISTERED! That’s right, I live in a FREE state, where we don’t have gun, ammo, or magazine registration! Oh, the humanity!

Delusional people.

Black Lives Matter

This racist “Donald Trump” crap is totally unacceptable. Why do you want ammo in the first place? The police haven’t used enough guns and ammo to shoot People of Color already?

We WILL take your guns. We WILL take your ammo. Guns have NO PLACE in a civilized society.

Cowboy79

Um, No. History proves that despotic, fanatical, oppressive, murderous, governments always disarm the populace so that the Govt can oppress the People. Happened in Cuba, Germany, Soviet Union, and a lot of other places. Does someone pay you to deny reality or to try and pass off Marxist ideology as viable?

richandrenee

You keep your anti-government hate speech to yourself Cowboy. Guns kill people.

Of course MDB gets paid he’s one of the best editors in the business you fool.

Black Lives Matter

Reparations for slavery.

End police brutality.

Justice for Mike Brown, Freddie Gray, Trayvon Martin, Philando Castile, and other victims of White Privilege.

Imprison Donald Trump and his followers for hate speech.

End the Electoral College, so that the winner of the popular vote becomes President.

Declare Hillary Clinton President. In the alternative, issue an executive order declaring Obama himself or Michelle Obama President over the next four years in light of Russian interference in the recent election.

William twi Rivers
William twi Rivers

Nelson Muntz

MillionDollarBonus_

Maybe Obama should just sign an executive order turning over US sovereignty to the UN. Then he can head up the UN and run the country from there.

Black Lives Matter

I hope the UN seriously considers appointing Obama global czar. I’m ready for an RFID chip if necessary to make it happen.

Cowboy79

Excellent. Then you and my dog would be equals.

Black Lives Matter

Is that some kind of put-down? Animals are people too.

Special Snowflake
Special Snowflake

President Obama should sign an Executive Order nullifying the Electoral College and appoint Ms. Clinton as his successor in accordance with the popular vote.

2banana
2banana

So basically – obama needs to act like a dictator.

Black Lives Matter

DONALD TRUMP IS A DICTATOR, YOU FASCIST PIG.

David Duke
David Duke

Black Lice Matters……punk ass bitch

richandrenee

You listen here Mr. Banana – if you want to use racist hate speech I suggest that you move to Moscow where they have a fascist dictator.

Obama is the democratic expression of the people’s popular will.

It’s people like you and your orange freak fuhrer that have given the amazing Huma Abedin an emotional breakdown – you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Black Lives Matter

Hate speech is not free speech.

richandrenee

Are you ok BLM? Just ignore that hateful bigot – he’s jealous of you winning in the genetic lottery,

Black Lives Matter

I need a safe space. The triggering is too much — first Donald Trump, now David Duke, just like CNN predicted.

richandrenee

David Duke you want to watch what you say. Not only is the NSA recording it all but we here at the Accredited Times are also keeping a dossier on all the nasty little racists and as soon as we get sensible internet regulation from the UN we’ll be sending them a copy of your illegal hate speech – and then we’ll see just how far you get when African Union peace keepers kick down your door and take you off for some well deserved re-education.

trav777

They will rape his daughters also as African Peacekeepers are well-known for doing. And those daughters will deserve to be culturally enriched like this. There are 10s of 1000s of black on white rapes in the USA annually and statistically 0 of the opposite, which is because of slavery. It’s not that blacks are more prone to rape or other impulse crimes. In Africa, it is known that on average a woman has a higher chance of being raped than graduating high school and this is clearly a result of white supremacy and colonialism having turned Africans from peace loving philosophers with mind controlled flying pyramids and an occasional taste for human flesh into rapists.

Black Lives Matter

Right-wingers have invaded our safe space:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3493060/posts

Hey, rightwingers, we will impeach the orange clown. Be ready.

trav777

look at them, they think we are being satirical.

Between MDB and myself you have 2 of the most famous posters in history on ZH; people STILL bring my name up periodically on that site, but it happens less frequently now because all of the old school posters have left due to the insanity on the comments there and the sellout of ZH for $$$$$$.

These people simply do not know how to CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE. Ironically, I was banned from ZH twice for posting about the scientific realities of race. However, I saw the error of my ways and CHECKED MY PRIVILEGE and joined MDB. There were times on ZH especially during Fukushima, when I carried their fuckin forum with dozens of comments on threads that exceed 500 or even 1000 messages. It was a madhouse of eyeballs. Shoulda got a commission.

But now I’ve joined an accredited team to promote rightthink and I’m much happier being tolerant and diverse!!!!

Black Lives Matter

At first, I thought this “Free Republic” was some kind of satirical site of people pretending to be Trump-loving militia members. Then I realized it was real. The White Privilege is TOTALLY out of control.

Zero Hedge is frightening. Those lunatics actually believe that gold should be used as money. Totally ridiculous. You can’t eat gold.

Brian Bacon
Brian Bacon

Man you crack me up!

Joe Smith

“Obama needs to assemble a team of lawyers and somehow cast these executive orders into stone so that they cannot be undone. One possibility is that he could issue an executive order exempting his previous executive orders from being unsigned.” Another possibility is that Obama could have his executive orders chiseled into actual stone on the walls of a granite quarry.

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[…] It’s been a magical and truly unforgettable eight years under President Obama’s leadership. Our economy has recovered from one of the worst financial crises in US history, thousands of jobs have been created in our booming service sector, our stock market has made record highs month after month, healthcare has become affordable and available to all, Bin Laden has been brought to justice, and Libya has been freed from Gaddafi’s tyrannical rule.  Things Obama Needs to Do Before His Term Ends […]

JR
JR

You people are absolutely nuts. Morons to the nth degree. There is not a single, valid claim or point in this entire article. And it is entirely lawless that you are advocating. You are all totally disconnected from facts and reality and live in your own delusional bubble.

richandrenee

You want to watch yourself JR – saying nasty things like we are disconnected from facts is totally disconnected from reality. We are a facts based accredited news source – mainstream academics share the same ideas. I suggest that you read our article about how people like you are twisting the facts to suit you fascist agenda.

The War On Words

If you can control your temper we can discuss your misguided and warped view of reality further.

JR
JR
I doubt you are serious. The lawlessness this article professes is astounding. While I did not support Trump (ever), I will abide by the law regarding the election. The points in the article are all illegal efforts to force a change upon the country. Apparently, this does not matter, which makes those that embrace this lawless. If you don’t understand that, then you understand nothing. The article you linked is full of inaccuracies and claims, just like this article. If you truly “adhere to a rigid standard of truth” you will need to clearly articulate what you think that actually is. Many, many false statements, I will list them (not all, space prevents): The government makes us safe. No, it does not. It is the responsibility of government to protect us, however, it does not make it so. Claiming the TSA creates free to travel safely is to ignore the many documented failures of the TSA. This article is making statements of facts – which are not true. The “welfare safety net” has nothing to do with freedom. That is an entirely manufactured claim. Government is not responsible for welfare (despite engaging in this practice). You are responsible for your welfare. The conception of liberty the article is advocating is anything but liberty – it is extreme dependency of individuals who taking no responsibility for self can always turn to government for help. This leads to abuse, the situation we have today. The article twists who is responsible for this fascism – it is those that believe this distortion of “liberty” as written in the article linked. They are seeking to make government, and thereby all the people, responsible for everyone else who refuses to take that responsibility upon themselves. That IS fascism, dictated by government. The “subversion’s of words” is replete within this article, weakly trying to deceive those who cannot perceive the many distortions and lies articulated. There has not been a shred of proof to date of “Putin’s” involvement or manipulation of the election. Oh, but this takes the cake (of true insanity). “Fortunately the UN is not hamstrung by outdated notions like the first amendment.” So now we come to the real truth – let’s simply abolish the Bill of Rights and refashion the whole of human experience the way YOU want it to be. Well, we won’t agree with you there. When you attack the Amendments you are failing to understand what freedom springs from. The subversion of words used here is appalling. The next paragraph is an odd dissembling rant, nearly incoherent and out of context and relevancy to the article. It’s not even relevant that the DNS authority is going to change and will have zero effect on America, our freedoms and liberties. It is irrelevant, a straw argument without any merit at all. I’m nearly 100% convinced that this article, like the one above, is pure satire, like the Onion, intended to draw out commentators and agitators alike. Who knows your purpose?… Read more »
JR
JR

Well, that was fun. I won’t let my blog readers in on your ‘little’ secret. Suspect you’ll be hearing from me again.

richandrenee

There’s nothing satirical about us whatsoever JR – that you would think so just proves how disconnected from reality you really are.

TruDat
TruDat

BLM

I like that comment about you cant eat gold

So true!

But paper, yum yum.

Why would we want that horrible yucky ugly gold when we can have beautible wonderful edible paper which our leaders can print and make more of any time.

I like to know that although i work hard and earn some money but they dont have to do that, they can print whatever they need.

Its so cool. Its kinda like slavery and they dont even have to take care of the slaves!

Sign me up for more!

richandrenee

Keep you sarcasm to yourself. Gold is a barbarous relic and at best should be used for public toilets. (Keynes, Lenin).

Bill Hill
Bill Hill

Don’t be ‘dissing’ slavery! Sure there were abuses but there are be some out there that prefer the tranquility of not having to wonder where their next meal will come from or where they’re going to find work. Then there are those that get off on being whipped and abused (look it up, it’s called BDSM). So while many are opposed to slavery, there are many that prefer it over the cold existence of having to provide for one’s self. We all need to be just a little more inclusive and consider those that prefer alternative lifestyles.

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