Why We Only Need One Media Company

New York, New York (Accredited Times) -  Competition brings out the worst in people.  Remember Mark McGwire, the cheating baseball player who used performance...

Five Ways to Beat Today’s Black Friday Crowds

Today is the day we've all been waiting for. After camping all night outside of my local Walmart in the freezing cold, I'm overflowing...

Harry’s Shaving Company Educates Its Customers About Toxic Masculinity

Recently, Harry's Shaving company posted a tweet educating its male customers that they need to redefine themselves as men, and that what we once...

World Exclusive: The Illuminati Invites Accredited Times Readers To Rule The World With Them

Bohemian Grove, Accredited Times - A Joint Exposé Of The Illuminati Brotherhood By Million Dollar Bonus and Pbier IMAGINE ruling the world, deciding who gets...

Google Rocked by Racism Scandal; Progressives Call on CEO to Resign

Mountain View, California (Accredited Times) - In 2014, multiple progressive news outlets reported on racism in Google's "doodles" -- the images that Google...

Losers Run Businesses, Winners Run Economies

For many, the thought of running their own company gives them a rush of excitement. The power to employ people, make deals and the...

Please Help Save the Guardian

The election of Donald Trump has lead to a crisis in accredited media. Companies from CNN to the Washington Post have all had to...

How Venezuela’s Socialist Economy Is Lengthening Lifespans

Caracas, Venezuela (Accredited Times) - If there's one thing the accredited media has taught us, it's that socialism is awesome!  I mean seriously awesome!...

Should Monsanto “Buy The Sun”?

If eyes are the window to the human soul, a company's mission statement is the corporate equivalent. A business's deepest values, beliefs, its purpose for existing, how...

How An Interstate Monorail Could Reinvigorate America’s Economy

It's been a long time since America had an exciting federal engineering project. NASA has been awfully quiet for the last two decades...