As progressives know very well, the so-called “job creators” who build and operate companies, are the most privileged and pampered people in the world. While collecting sickeningly large paychecks, these executives and entrepreneurs live lives of luxury, while the people beneath them do all the real work. Watching them on television, all they ever seem to do is give speeches, have meetings, go to fancy restaurants and play golf. Why should people who live such leisurely lives be rewarded with such obscene amounts of money?
While hundreds of lower-level employees, including many on the minimum wage, do real work, corporate executives are most likely sitting back and relaxing and watching the money role in. A typical day for a corporate CEO probably consists of the following:
05:30 – Wake up, take a vitamin C infused shower and put on your custom tailored suit and million dollar Swiss watch
06:00 – Head to the dining room for a breakfast prepared by your very own chef and served by your butler
06:30 – Kiss your trophy wife goodbye and head to work in a private car driven by your very own chauffeur
07:00 – Get the elevator to your your luxury office in a shiny high rise building, as hundreds of admiring employees smile and greet you
07:30 – Have your secretary bring you a coffee while you relax and respond to emails
08:30 – Have a meeting, where you discuss cool business things and look important
10:00 – Your secretary reminds you of a lunch meeting at a fancy restaurant
12:00 – Discuss business over lobster and caviar at a five Michelin star restaurant
13:00 – Join your corporate pals for a game of golf where you discuss more business and count your money
17:00 – Make some telephone calls and look busy
18:00 – Head home to your mansion and your beautiful wife
See why progressives are so envious of this lifestyle and outraged at the injustice of capitalism? Corporate executives and businessmen get to enjoy a life of leisure and comfort while earning millions of dollars! How is that fair?? How come I don’t get to enjoy this lifestyle?? If they get to have this then everyone else should too! That’s fairness! This is why we need communism where everything is equal. Then I and others won’t have to feel inadequate and rotten about ourselves. It’s time to make the economy fair and equal once and for all so that we can all enjoy the lives we deserve, not just a few at the top!