#OpenYourWorld

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Image from Heineken's campaign.

Beer giant and responsible corporate citizen Heineken have courageously spoken out against evil bigots in their latest advertising campaign #OpenYourWorld. They have bravely fought back against narrow minded right-wing misogynists, nasty transphobes, and despicable climate change deniers.

Wow – powerful stuff. After watching this there is clearly no way we’ll ever take the risk of drinking craft beer again – who knows what sort of sexist, transphobic, climate denying, white males may have brewed it. Cool Social Justice Warriors only drink Heineken.

Follow Heineken’s #OpenYourWorld here. Be queer drink Heineken beer. 

MillionDollarBonus

This is beautiful. Isn’t this what we all want? Sitting down and talking face to face, and giving right-wingers an opportunity to denounce their sexist, transphobic, racist views? All these white skinhead racists would probably get along great with refugees, if they just sat down and had an honest conversation with them.

I love how big corporations are promoting progressivism in their ads now. We are so anti-establishment! Heineken and Pepsi for the win!

littleshoppinlucy
littleshoppinlucy

I was so upset after MMVC explained how my white privilege and socio-economic background had allowed me to take advantage of a person of color sexually – that I bought a box of Heineken to drown my sorrows.

I don’t remember much but now I fear I may be a serial rapist – help 🙁

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Good for you LSL, Recognizing there is a problem is the first step to recovery.
As you learned, drinking too much alcohol is not a good idea. It impairs your judgement and even though you think you have lustful desires at the time, You are than being raped by anyone who happens to end up in the backseat with you.
Guys like Anon are usually the type who will take advantage of these situations.

I would suggest you consult a professional and see if you can get some form of strong opioid or anti-depressant to help you over this tough emotional time.

Anon
Anon

Her problem is that she is the rapist, Mr. Haven’t Got a Clue.

Anon
Anon

Not only running from Muslims (due to the photoshop fatwa) but now running from the law as a serial rapist.

What’s next?

Robbing a bank?
Wall Street Fraud?
Vehicular Homicide?

or even

stealing candy from a baby (gasp)?

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

LSL, After further thought on this I think you are being too hard on yourself and are not a serial rapist.
We know using your power as a white to seduce POC is Rape.
We know having sex with any female who is intoxicated/impaired is rape.

My instinct on this would be that so long as you are drunk and have sex with POC that the 2 basically cancel each other out. And thus you can have guilt free sex with as many black men that you want so long as you are intoxicated.
I think we can use the Bill Cosby precedent. The only reason he got in trouble is because he made his unwitting victims become impaired by drugging them.

I would expect others to weigh in on this.
What do others think? Is it OK for LSL to have sex with many Black men so long as she is impaired?

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Heineken worked well for the Obamas. Sr. drank it and killed hisself and Jr. held the infamous beer summit and is now a reclusive pot head.

Pbier

After the feisty introductions, it seemed there was NO WAY of creating bridges between people with such radically diverging opinions (i.e. those who were right wing bigots and the enlightened ones). Imagine my astonishment then when, not only did the right wing bigots basically agree that their positions were untenable (without actually verbalising this per se) but that they were capable of civil discourse over a beer. I didn’t see that twist coming!

I will definitely be pouring my nasty trappist beers (Westvleteren, La Trappe, Chimay) down the sink and only drinking Heineken now. It feels edgy but it is the right choice.

MillionDollarBonus

I think deep down conservatives are just angry, and most of them are probably gay or trans and confused about their identity. They just need therapy and reeducation and then they’ll come around.

Anon
Anon

As a Muslim you are forbidden from drinking beer, and if you do you will be considered an Apostate.

Apostates, like all other non-Muslims deserve only death at the hands of true Muslims.

Rodney G King Jr.
Rodney G King Jr.

Heineken is still working on retro-fitting their bottling plants to produce the 40oz. Very exciting times with some very excited folks licking their lips.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

As you are aware the far right has a tendency to take valuable progressive messages and skew it to fit their evil agenda. I had read that at their last protest they were actually throwing full Pepsi cans. They took this caring symbol and turned them into destructive projectiles.
Luckily they are all a bunch of alcoholics so when they throw the Heineken bottles they will be empty thus doing less damage.

Anon
Anon

It’s a symbolic gesture that leftists need to drink more diet sodas for their daily Aspartame dosage.

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