Puppy Fund Hits Target Early

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Unaccompanied child refugees have been through a lot. Once they’ve made it to Europe it’s time for healing and a better life. One of the best comforts that an unaccompanied child can be given is a puppy. Studies have shown that the companionship of a dog helps prevent loneliness and can even cure PTSD.

The Accredited Times has been soliciting donations from philanthropists to set up a fund that will deliver two purebred puppies and eight cross breeds, to unaccompanied children, in the first year alone.

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We would like to thank Biopet for contributing enough vegan dog food to get each child started on a healthy eating plan for their fur babies.

Thank you all our generous donors. We encourage others to also look for innovative ideas on how they can help these unaccompanied child refugees – as many more are expected to arrive.

Pbier

I’m glad you brought up the issue of puppies and philanthropists’ donations. A Hungarian billionaire I know offered to buy a consignment of several hundred ‘of the sweetest, most innocent looking’ puppies we could locate. They were delivered some time ago to the Transylvanian address he gave me but have yet to make their way to the refugee camps in the UK. I must follow up with him as they should have arrived weeks ago.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

I’m afraid the Hungarian billionaire’s Transylvanian address is not current. Transylvania used to be part of Hungary, but they moved it to Romania after World War I. Also political leaders in that region of Eastern Europe are on a which hunt against the aristocracy, and for some reason are targeting those at the Count level. You may not be able to collect!

Pbier

I just heard the tragic news that all 300 puppies died of a mysterious illness, all on the same night. Talk about unlucky!

They had tried the old-fashioned remedy of ‘blood-letting’ but to no avail.

On a brighter note, he’s placed another order so they should be replaced and with Awati and Zamir’s friends soon!

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

One of my best friends is a practising doctor and he says blood-letting is not effective on patients already presenting extreme symptoms of anaemia. Still it’s good to know the repeat order should plug the hole and bring AT double-entry book-keeping back into balanced!

drb6
drb6

Perhaps the diet they were fed was not strictly vegan – may be that was the reason for their illness.

trav777

Sweden accepts child refugees so long as they are not obviously over 40. Sweden is one of the most progressive countries on earth, therefore we should emulate them.

You just hate children and muslims and refugees.

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Can this wonderful program be expanded to Americas colleges as well.
With the reports you get from the media you would assume there were plenty of puppies to go around. However what is under reported is that after many hours of diligent service these puppies begin to undergo deep depression and have to be removed from service.
The more time spent with the students the deeper the depression.
We are currently calling it the Green Mile syndrome.
We do need to get to the bottom of this as we have noticed the same depressions exhibited in the few right leaning students remaining.

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I have what is not really an innovative idea but perhaps it can help.
Surely these people have no place to stay when they arrive.
How about we all send in our home addresses and house keys. They are welcome to just come stay with us. No questions asked.
While my door is always open, I would ask if there is a sock on the door knob that come back a little later. Please explain to them that it is only a temporary detainment as I would not want to hurt their feelings.

Darla Newhouse
Darla Newhouse

Dogs are carnivores; their DNA and body chemistry cannot support “vegan” nor vegetarian diets. The plan to send food that can make puppies sick (and expensive) is idiocy. Carnivores cannot be healthy on non-carnivore diets.
Your intent may be good but is misbegotten. Go to another plan.

#fake-news

Black Lives Matter

Do you even know science??? All animals are naturally VEGAN. A vegan diet is PROVEN to be the healthiest diet. You probably think global warming is a hoax also.

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This is nonsense. We converted Fluffly over to 100% Vegan just a few short months ago. Look how good he looks.
Plus he does not jump all over us when we get home like he used to.

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MillionDollarBonus

Excuse me?? Dogs are natural vegans! Studies show that dogs (and humans for that matter) are far more docile, less aggressive and obedient on a vegan diet! These are all signs of optimum health!

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I would like to thank you for the link to that Biopet product. The cat food aisle selections have been limited to say the least.
Even after 8 years of this massive economic expansion and low inflation under Obama, those on a fixed income are still having some problems. We had been hoping to get Grandma on more of a vegan diet. This will meet our needs.

Pinky P Pussyman
Pinky P Pussyman

Why no kitties?!!! It’s outrageous bias that no true progressive pussy petter can accept.

I’m sick of this special segregation when there’s adorable little pussies that work just as well to buoy the spirits of these unfortunates deprived of all forms of bestial therapies.

End the discrimination! Send pussies to the nice Hungarian refugees now!

drb6
drb6

I wonder where all these hater Anonymous come from in the last few days. I can not comment any more because after reading their hate-spewing writings I have to retreat to my safe space.

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I think it is a poorly written Russian Bot. It keeps posting the same crap about donkeys over and over again. If it had real human intelligence it would have been able to comprehend that the responses carry important messages and the cause is the right one.

drb6
drb6

Yes, the person(s) in question seem to be fixated on donkeys. I am wondering if this interest in donkeys is Anonymous beginning of acceptance of Islam. If that is indeed true, then perhaps Accredited Times has served a good purpose

MillionDollarBonus

I’ve asked our technical team to look into Anon and they are already suspecting close ties to Russia. I don’t have any evidence yet to confirm it, but so far 12 trusted sources have confirmed his links with Russia. If the evidence weren’t strong, then how could 12 independent sources come to the exact same conclusion? I’ll leave you to do the math.

drb6
drb6

I will try to do the “math”, but usually mentioning of math triggers me – it is a very racist and sexist science as evidenced by too few female and minority mathematicians. However, mentioning 12 unnamed yet accredited and serious sources totally convinces me

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There is actually a shocking dossier going around about Anon and his conduct in a Russian hotel that an unnamed Muslin had visited prior to him.
Need I say it entails donkeys and camel urine.
Now that I have made this rumor public I would expect for MSM to publish this classified document any time now.

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After Anon’s last post I think I may have been able to narrow down his identity.
Who else thinks like Anon but Alex Jones. Here he is riding what he thinks is a donkey with his comrade Putin.

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jojo
jojo

Unfortunately Muslims believe that dogs are unclean and beset by demons.
Torturing them to death is a welcome sport, so some more animal cruelty will result from absolutely brainless activities like this one.
In many Muslims countries, dogs are NOT ALLOWED as pets.

#islamophobic

rlitzen
rlitzen

You do know that under the Quran Mohammed stated that angels never go into houses whee dogs reside. This strikes right at the heart of Islamic teachings- dogs are evil. I am sure you have noticed how quickly Muslims adapt to non Islamic cultures. Hope this works, but I have a feeling this is going to create more problems than Trump’s travel ban and a whole of dead puppies.

#islamophobic

Carl
Carl

I gave a refugee a puppy. He ate it. Now I’m sad.

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