Vladimir Putin – A Conspiracy Theorist

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The widely-discredited propaganda tool of the Kremlin, RT.com, uses the motto ‘Question More’. It seems that Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has taken RT’s advice to a dangerous extreme. In an interview today, Putin has presented a frankly absurd alternative story to the one which the rest of the world knows to be true. He now claims that it WAS NOT Syrian President Assad who last week unleashed tonnes of sarin gas against his own people. It was in fact…wait for it…the Syrian rebels!

Yes, those moderate and peaceful rebels were behind the attacks, what wicked people! They simple stole some of Assad’s highly guarded planes when he had his back turned, flew them to their destination without alerting anyone on the ground, did the darstardly deed, before returning the planes UNDETECTED to the airport. Hmmm…does this sound remotely plausible to you? Well, Putin for one is convinced, which tells you everything you need to know about his mental capabilities.

Putin claims that the Idlib chemical attack was a so-called ‘false flag’ to ‘set up Assad’. He is quoted as saying today that ‘We have reports from multiple sources that false flags like this one – and I cannot call it otherwise – are being prepared in other parts of Syria, including the southern suburbs of Damascus. They plan to plant some chemical there and accuse the Syrian government of an attack’.

Putin’s outrageous conspiracy theory reminds us of previous crackpot ideas such as the US government being involved/complicit in 911. Like 911, this ‘false flag’ attack can be shown to be hair-brained what it is by simple deductive reasoning, as we explain below.

Less than 24 hours after the barbarous attack, British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson declared that ‘All the evidence I have seen suggests this was the Assad regime … using illegal weapons on their own people’. He later added in a statement that the incident bore the “hallmarks of an attack by the regime, which has repeatedly used chemical weapons”. Johnson’s assessment was subsequently endorsed by all the world’s accredited media as well as authoritative experts on the ground like the Syrian Observatory on Human Rights.

As Johnson correctly notes, Assad has prior history of using chemical weapons, most recently in 2013. Whilst there were some doubts at the time that it was in fact Assad (which is why Obama held off acting), no-one has come forward since with proof that Assad didn’t do it. Since the media has not absolved the murderous Assad of his guilt, and because Assad is an unapologetic ally of the fascist Putin, we really need no further evidence.

To be fair, Putin is not the only extremist who refuses to accept the official narrative on Syria. As the Daily Kos reports, there are certain ‘unhinged’ politicians like Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii who more properly belong in an asylum.

Speaking of Gabbard, the Daily Kos describes her as a ‘stooge for murderous Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad when she secretly visited his regime in January and came back spouting pro-Assad nonsense that blamed Syria’s brutal civil war on the U.S” This accredited publication adds, in reference to last week’s attacks: “Now she’s descended fully into the land of lunatic conspiracy theories to try to take the heat off her favorite dictator, claiming she’s “skeptical” that Assad was responsible for using poison gas against his citizens”.

The Daily Kos concludes, ‘Whatever you think about how the U.S. should respond to this attack, this is an insane thing to say‘.

It seems insanity is the word of the day, unfortunately.

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piggie wiggie
piggie wiggie

Tulsi means holy basil, all one can say is Holy Basil!

piggie wiggie
piggie wiggie

The other Indian connection, Nikki Haley, looked like a pig wallowing in turd, when she made her Syria presentation at the UN.
Look closely, she doesn’t have any earrings on. At least you can’t accuse anyone of casting pearls before this swine.

#racist

Anon
Anon

An alternative to that false flag is that the rebels faked everything, bashing in kids (and assorted other victims) skulls and then juts tossing their bodies out on the street, while claiming they were killed by sarin, when in fact it was all due to brick caused brain damage.

trav777

Would the White Helmets have assisted in that? Come on…they are a “peace” group according to wikipedia and liberal publications. They are clever enough to handle sarin-exposed victims with their bare hands, there’s no way they would have been complicit in anything like this.

Assad CLEARLY, at the doorstep of total victory, decided to alienate everyone by gassing children because he’s a deranged psychopath with NO support from his own people, despite his recent election with a higher percentage of votes than any president in US history.

Assad is WELL-KNOWN for using chemical weapons on his own people because CNN says so! I know that the Germans did a forensic analysis showing that the types of munitions that contained the gas were crude and had a range insufficient to have been fired from anywhere other than rebel occupied territory, but if this were true, would the NARRATIVE still be what it is? If it’s true, so what, these are hate facts and are therefore UNtrue. They’ve been abrogated.

Assad is a butcher because he resisted takeover of his country by a popular islamic peace religion uprising.

Anon
Anon

ISIS is a veritable fount of humanity compared to a true Muslim

In Egyptian school books they teach

that a true Muslim can kill a fake Muslim (a hypocrite that won’t do jihad, pray, fax, pay the religious tax etc), put him on the barbie, grill him up, and then eat him

that a true Muslim can kill a non-Muslim (even lower then an apostate), put him on the barbie, grill him up, and then eat him

and of course a true Muslim can kill a cheating wife (too stupid to even be a Muslin), put her on the barbie, grill her up,and then eat her.

and here are a couple of not so true Muslims thinking that what gets taught in school is crap

start at 7:30 for the main point

Anon
Anon

In our continuing look at Islam we now look at the 6th pillar (or the peak) of Islam

http://abuaminaelias.com/is-jihad-the-sixth-pillar-of-islam/

The head of the matter is Islam, its pillar is the prayer, and jihad is its peak.
Source: Sunan At-Tirmidhi 2616, Grade: Sahih

The 6th pillar of Islam is the only GUARANTEED way for a Muslim to make it to Muslim heaven.

What is this pillar?

It is Jihad!

In other words converting non-Muslims to Islam (making them slaves to Allah) by any means available, and if you fail, you can either enslave them or kill them.

Who can a Muslim wage Jihad on?

They can wage Jihad in non-Muslims or HYPOCRITES

Who are Hypocrites, according to Islam? For a start all those who refuses to wage Jihad are Hypocrites, and arguably apostates.

A clear message for True Blue Muslims to kill all Muslims who want “to get along” or “live and let live”

MillionDollarBonus

I’m absolutely sick of Putin and his lies! The PEOPLE have SPOKEN, and they want nuclear World War III with Russia and Syria! This is in everybody’s interest! It’ll stimulate the economy, and we’ll get regime change in the two most evil nations on earth. I’m a progressive.

richandrenee

Clearly Putin is on shaky ground. You can’t alienate such a large and vibrant group as the LGBTQ++ community without causing serious political insecurity for yourself.

Rise up Pussy Riot!!!

piggie wiggie
piggie wiggie

LGBTQ++ is LGBTQ+1, but LGBTQ is all sterile, and cannot breed. So you can’t add one to LGBTQ. Your comment is invalid. Putin is therefore on solid ground. Q.E.D.

#homophobic

richandrenee

Many gay people are having children in all sorts of exciting ways you nasty bigot.

Science is progressive!!

Anon
Anon

Oh! Oh! Looks like your missed your daily dose of brain re-enforcing iodized salt today.

MillionDollarBonus

Rich is right. You obviously haven’t even read Pbier’s article on transgendered birth:

The Miracle Of Transgender Birth

Have you been living under a rock for the last 10 years??

Anon
Anon

Speaking of Pussy

Is anyone aware that the black stone of the Kabba is encased in a silver representation of a pussy?

and that Muslims stick their heads inside the silver vagina to kiss the black stone.

I think that makes Muslims dickheads.

#islamophobic

MillionDollarBonus

Can you believe that Russian women actually find Putin attractive? I can’t understand why?? I thought women liked effeminate, sensitive men who talk about their feelings all the time – like in TV and the movies. Russia is a messed up country in serious need of progressive reform!

Anon
Anon

It doesn’t sound like you are following i n the footsteps of your machete wielding rapist father.

Who cares what women think if the only way men can have kids is through rape?

richandrenee

It would really help if Nadya Tolokonnikova was to lead a massive gay group sex art project/protest in Putin’s orthodox churches.

It would rock Russia’s backwards conservatism to its core and possibly even start the revolution.

MillionDollarBonus

That’s a grand idea Rich. It’s time for Christians to check their privilege and accept the LGBTQ+ community. I’m so sick of their constant homophobia and transphobia. If we had Islam in Russia, none of this would be happening.

LaserProphet
LaserProphet

Even accredited polls show that 87% of Russian voters approve of Putin (unaccredited ones show 187%), which makes it obvious that the voters have been brainwashed by the KGB. Since over 50% of them are womyn (womyn’s suffrage being a remnant from Russia’s Progressive past that the current patriarchal oligarchy hasn’t gotten around to reversing), I suspect the brainwashing agents simply add the imperative “…and find him attractive” to the female version of the programming script.

piggie wiggie
piggie wiggie

Regime change in US and UK? That will be regime change in name only, the same puppeteers will pull the strings.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

And Don’t forget Putin also said that Russia did not interfere with USA election.
All of MSM and 217 US intelligence agencies have proof.
Rachel Maddow and Lawrence o’Donnell have more than proved the Russia link.
Next thing you will see Putin on Alex Jones trying to say the Moon landing was faked as well.
If Trump was not their puppet he would have pushed the button by now.

MillionDollarBonus

Exactly – the media is encouraged by this move by the Trump administration, but they want to know if Trump is just bluffing. Are we REALLY going to get war with Russia or not Trump?? The people demand it!

richandrenee

Western Progressives really need to move on Putin. The way he’s been acting there could be another HOLOCAUST at any time – and this time gay people OMG.

Anon
Anon

Are we going to have even more examples of Jewish Math?

like 6-3=6

MillionDollarBonus

I think Putin is secretly gay, just like most of these homophobic Republicans. Why can’t he just accept himself and admit it? If he did this, even the most die hard progressives might forgive him and hold off from engaging Russia militarily.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I also think in addition to Nuking them we need to do a full ground invasion. Last time our troops defeated Iraq in less than a week. We can probably be in Moscow in just a few days since they have actual roads to drive our tanks on.

Watching all those Liberal men come out against Trump and for women’s rights demonstrates how powerful we can become as a nation when challenged.

I believe a good invasion could help CNN gets its MOJO back. Remember Wolf Blitzer and Shock and Awe. Man those were the good old days!

LaserProphet
LaserProphet

Nevermind his other sins, the picture of him cruelly riding that bear is an indisputable photographic proof of vicious, severe animal abuse. That alone should be enough to put him behind bars for the rest of his miserable life – why isn’t anyone doing anything to bring him to justice? That’s what we get for allowing the Republicans to steal the election!

MillionDollarBonus

Putin is everything a modern-day leader of a white country shouldn’t be – he is masculine, anti-LGTBQ+, anti-Muslim immigration, anti-Israel and anti-progressive. We need to install a president in touch with his feminine side like Justin Trudeau, Obama, or David Cameron.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Putin may be a kleptocrat whose morals are as flexible as MDB’s sexuality, but he’s otherwise a good dude. I love the pic of him on that powerful bear in full gallop. Talk is cheap when it comes to Accredited Times.

#russian-propaganda

Anon
Anon

I think the picture could be improved.

He needs buckskins, a cowboy hat and a couple of sixguns pointed at the sky, cowboy style.

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