Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – Good news! The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is hiring multiple high-level IT workers in the wake of the chronic problems that the Democrats have had in keeping information secure from Russia hacking. Open positions include Chief Security Officer, Data Science Lead, IT Systems Administrator, and Product Manager.
But the news is actually even better! The DNC has explicitly instructed that the positions not be provided to “cisgender straight white males, as they are already in the majority.” The DNC’s Data Service Manager Madeleine Leader explicitly gave the order, stating that her desire is for a “staff of diverse voices and life experiences” — meaning no heteronormative white males. The full email is here:
The DNC approach is sure to be successful. With an IT staff excluding white males, there is no way that the Russians will ever compromise sensitive DNC emails again. The DNC should be able to go back to rigging debates with CNN in no time.