DNC Job Post: No “Cisgender Straight White Males”

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Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – Good news!  The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is hiring multiple high-level IT workers in the wake of the chronic problems that the Democrats have had in keeping information secure from Russia hacking.  Open positions include Chief Security Officer, Data Science Lead, IT Systems Administrator, and Product Manager.

But the news is actually even better!  The DNC has explicitly instructed that the positions not be provided to “cisgender straight white males, as they are already in the majority.”  The DNC’s Data Service Manager Madeleine Leader explicitly gave the order, stating that her desire is for a “staff of diverse voices and life experiences” — meaning no heteronormative white males.  The full email is here:

The DNC approach is sure to be successful.  With an IT staff excluding white males, there is no way that the Russians will ever compromise sensitive DNC emails again.  The DNC should be able to go back to rigging debates with CNN in no time.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Glad the DNC is taking action on their words.

Diversity matters.

Did you know the most diverse college in America is Howard University? 95.3% black!

RealTalk
RealTalk

How is that diversity ?

drb6
drb6

I am not sure if this needs to be publicized. Some cis-straight male may, in his stupidity, think that this is discrimination and might sue.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

You are probably right.

Poor Madeleine is just trying to diversify the DNC Tech Department, but will instead probably lose her job and get replaced by a token cisgender straight white male.

trav777

This is EXCELLENT news.

Cisgender white males are awful at IT. You need black men like in hollywood productions. They are the best at the IT and STEM arts.

I’m sure white males will sue for discrimination as this sort of thing looks patently illegal, but no court is going to recognize them as a victim group.

What could possibly go wrong with a technology practice full of diversity? The DVF (diversity and vagina factor) of the team would be off the charts!!!!11

As diversity IS our strength, the more diverse, the stronger it is. Who they need to hire to protect their servers are Rwandan hackers. They are the best in the world at hacking.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I’m qualified. Do they take applicants in black face? Would you kindly write a letter of recommendation?

#MAGA

#white-privilege

MillionDollarBonus

Fantastic hiring strategy! There are SO MANY female and minority programmers and computer security experts out there it’s incredible. African Americans invented peanut butter, the water pistol and reggae reggae sauce! Can you imagine the level of technical ingenuity it took to invent those things?

TedCruz
TedCruz

A righteous decision…. but should have been unanimous.

By a 6-1 margin, Louisiana Supreme Court said a defendant wasn’t asking for a lawyer when he said, “Just give me a lawyer dog.”

http://www.lasc.org/opinions/2017/17KK0954.sjc.addconc.pdf

Goodness
Goodness

Diverse means totalitarian dictatorship robbing America of freedoms maintained by selfless sacrifice by millions of white men and women?? !
Apparently, these BLM whining crybaby bitches are straight from their father, Satan, the father of lies.
They do it all the time, and it is their focus. They worship Satan.
Still, they are some evil, seriously misled fools.

#racist

drb6
drb6

MDB, we need another flag as above post insinuates that worshiping Satan is bad. May be Christian Privilege? I know there are already so many flags that sometimes I have to think for HOURS which of them should be used, but correct flagging is extremely important.

john
john

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