It’s no secret that progressives favor nuclear World War III, as we have detailed in many of our articles. But now that tensions with Russia have died down, due to the threats and intimation directed at journalists who dare to cover Russian aggression and the Trump-Russia connection, the accredited media is now salivating over the prospect of nuclear war with North Korea. As progressives, you might be wondering exactly why we in the accredited media want war with North Korea. Well, for the same reason we wanted nuclear war with Russia – crisis creates opportunity.
On the surface, war is negative thing for many people, but you have to look at the upside as well as the downside. Economists agree that World War II ended the great depression and caused an unprecedented economic boom, thanks to government spending. Part of how war boosts the economy is by funneling money into patriotic military industrial complex companies, many of them owned in part by the same bank shareholders who bankroll these wars in the first place. War creates unimaginable prosperity and high quality good-paying jobs. It’s a win-win-win for the economy!
But, you may ask, won’t nuclear war destroy the entire planet as we know it? Well, the answer is undoubtedly yes, but is this really a bad thing? Nuclear war will destroy Trump’s legacy, and help quell the rising alt right movement sweeping the Western world right now. The accredited authorities could then swiftly declare martial law, and the newly formed European army could occupy Europe and put Brexit on hold. Trump’s fascist pro-America agenda would also be put on hold, and all people would once again be unified behind a common goal, just like they were after Saddam Hussein attacked the twin towers.
The war would weaken the United States, and allow China to take it over, and impose their progressive laws against internet hate speech and anti-government internet terrorism. Critics of the war would be conscripted immediately and shot if they mutiny. Right-wingers love guns and the military, so we’d put them on the front lines to be slaughtered by the millions, using their protective instinct against them.
When the dust settles, there will be no more right wingers to oppose us, and we can finally impose our progressive new world order for the good of humanity. So don’t worry about North Korea – embrace this war, because in every crisis, there is an opening for savvy progressives with the foresight and boldness to see opportunity where others see death and destruction.