Why Nuclear War With North Korea Could Benefit Progressives


It’s no secret that progressives favor nuclear World War III, as we have detailed in many of our articles. But now that tensions with Russia have died down, due to the threats and intimation directed at journalists who dare to cover Russian aggression and the Trump-Russia connection, the accredited media is now salivating over the prospect of nuclear war with North Korea. As progressives, you might be wondering exactly why we in the accredited media want war with North Korea. Well, for the same reason we wanted nuclear war with Russia – crisis creates opportunity.

On the surface, war is negative thing for many people, but you have to look at the upside as well as the downside. Economists agree that World War II ended the great depression and caused an unprecedented economic boom, thanks to government spending. Part of how war boosts the economy is by funneling money into patriotic military industrial complex companies, many of them owned in part by the same bank shareholders who bankroll these wars in the first place. War creates unimaginable prosperity and high quality good-paying jobs. It’s a win-win-win for the economy!

But, you may ask, won’t nuclear war destroy the entire planet as we know it? Well, the answer is undoubtedly yes, but is this really a bad thing? Nuclear war will destroy Trump’s legacy, and help quell the rising alt right movement sweeping the Western world right now. The accredited authorities could then swiftly declare martial law, and the newly formed European army could occupy Europe and put Brexit on hold. Trump’s fascist pro-America agenda would also be put on hold, and all people would once again be unified behind a common goal, just like they were after Saddam Hussein attacked the twin towers.

The war would weaken the United States, and allow China to take it over, and impose their progressive laws against internet hate speech and anti-government internet terrorism. Critics of the war would be conscripted immediately and shot if they mutiny. Right-wingers love guns and the military, so we’d put them on the front lines to be slaughtered by the millions, using their protective instinct against them.

When the dust settles, there will be no more right wingers to oppose us, and we can finally impose our progressive new world order for the good of humanity. So don’t worry about North Korea – embrace this war, because in every crisis, there is an opening for savvy progressives with the foresight and boldness to see opportunity where others see death and destruction.


Many people reading just the title of this excellent article will wonder whether we are all completely mad. Who in their right minds wants war, let alone a nuclear war? One of Herman Goering’s most famous quotes comes to mind:

“Why of course the people don’t want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don’t want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or fascist dictorship, or a parliament or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peace makers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”

However, because Goering was a Nazi and, for progressive narrative purposes, was ‘right-wing’, we must disregard this quote. If Uncle Joe Stalin had instead said it, we’d be applauding him for his brilliant insight.

As it happens, we in the West are very much in grave danger. We could be attacked by Russia or North Korea at any moment. On INDEPENDENCE DAY of ALL DAYS, North Korea lobbed a missile our way. Frankly, anyone who accepts such things happening on our nation’s most important day it a traitor to our country. They are putting us in grave danger!

Black Lives Matter

I am stunned that a Nazi said something like that. It really sounds like something from a progressive.


Trump is an environmentalist who aims for clean nuclear war. Nuke Obamacare, welfare, bloated government, central planning, and all the rest. Stamp out moral hazard, MAGA.

One bullet will solve N. Korea.

Black Lives Matter

Kim Jong-un is a COMPASSIONATE leader of his people. I support nuclear war, but we just need to make sure the “good guys” win. Kim Jong-un is one of the good guys.

Otto Warmbier’s Death Shows the Compassion of Dear Leader Kim Jong-un

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Why are you wetting your diapers in rage when it comes to N. Korea? It doesn’t have a Rothschild controlled central bank? It doesn’t sign all the global agreements?
Although it seems to have fallen for the global warming propaganda!